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P116: silly hoe

🕑 Added 2024-12-20 13:00:13 +0000 UTC

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help im drowning please help help me please

it made me uncomfortable how true that was

Harsh master

My life is so meaningless, I need it to be over so badly

BigFlounk

They mention the Almost Friday guys at the end. Honestly, they're pretty funny.

rolon96 2810

Followed shanin to hate watch and comment. So I could get stress out in a bad day

rolon96 2810

Devan went full ghengis Khan on the jokes

rolon96 2810

Not as gay as crack heads giving bjs for crack money

Isaiah

Ben are you taking my tongkat Ali? Kimball botanicals?

Dirty Clamski

You guys sound super gay through these new Turtle Beaches I bought using Code “Lemon” for 10% off

Ethan Neubauer

Also look into how different pyramids/temples from around the world all have similarities, especially Indian temples they basically copied other civilizations structures and inverted it into the ground and added 1000x the detail and things that stump historians to this day. There was some sort of society more advanced than us in the modern day that helped us build all this it’s just been so long the true info has been lost to time, I’m a big fan of the Anunnaki theory.

Towelieeeee

I mean fucking maybe I guess. There’s an invention I just saw, where they use sound waves to put out electrical fires. The thing looks like a big blower sounds like a vacuum cleaner and it put the fires out like nothing. I would have never thought of that. Maybe sound waves can do a lot more. moving buildings is a stretch but maybe I could see the healing frequencies.

Towelieeeee

Dude yessss, I was also high when I read your comment and started my research, high research is always the best bc I get so focused. I want to look at the buildings that they say are similar throughout the world in style and have amenities under ground like they look like they could’ve been buried.

DreadPirateRoberts

not to mention also in the most densely populated place in the country lol I do believe Jace

Armand Ansari

Ok, fair. Fair

T K

You don’t think a criminally depressed giant in a size L t-shirt could harpoon a few whales?

Armand Ansari

Anybody else question Jace’s sexual history ?

DJ

The bell thing is the conspiracy that bells were used as healing frequencies of 432Hz and whatever other shit they used it for. Moving big objects with vibration etc. and the buildings thing is the conspiracy theorists saying that the buildings were built by giants. The giant doors, castles. Nephelines or whatever they are called. It’s all a bunch of gay mumbo jumbo and I’m gay for even knowing what that stupid trad wife twat is referencing. Shes fucking it up for the real schizos out there.

Rasmusey

Seems easy to crank out an hour and a half ep now, in the past it was like “well guys, that’s an hour (56:00 mins), let’s call it good, where you want to eat after, oh hell yea, b’dubs, yes! Love you, bye! 👋🏻 ”

Monster MW

10:50 these are the moments I’m not supposed to hear 🤣

T-Swzzle

i need her crusty muff in my face bad (yes i simp, proudly)

Ethan Perry

I hope someone sneaks up on that crusty bitch and shaves her head

Baby Gaylien

Schemin wit my poop demons, BBWs on my Johnson teemin

Gina

The silly hoe riff made me think of Young Adam (2003), especially with the egg nog

Nick A

I knew a girl in college like that hippie chick. She dressed up as Jimi Hendrix for halloween, in blackface and everything.

Death By Cognitive Dissonance

1:33:16. Hey Ben. YOU SUCK ASS! Faggot!

ChopGlockShogun

I want to kill her with a shovel, but man, I bet that shit grips the skin off your dick.

Dylan Bontz

This pod is brain rot. Good brain rot, but brain lot nevertheless

DreadPirateRoberts

nothing like stripping the catalytic converters off 2005 Toyota Camry's and listening to LemonParty 🙌🙌

Niko

1:36:54 I feel like Jace was talking to me personally

Alyx W

Nothing like shopping for groceries and cackling about Lemonparty podcast, cheers boys

Big J

Shannon is getting an honorable mention in my manifesto because anytime Ben clicked “play” on her her voice made all the rage come right to the surface

Towelieeeee

I never knew he was the voice of the yellow m&m 😂

DreadPirateRoberts

41:33 she looks like a gypsy scarecrow

Ethan Neubauer

Brother I spent about 5 days just getting stoned and reading about this when I first found out, have you gotten to the part about ancient maps having the tartar empire on it as an actual country/territory?

Mike Lynch

Very very good

Kylie

I learned so much about myself after watching this

Towelieeeee

I never heard of that before and I googled it and now I’m down a rabbit hole

Wayne Dwayne Brayne

Bless the Guarddawg🤘

Cackle Free cuz I’m Gay for Chrissy D

Instead of following that pachuli skank you should check out sandwhich cutie cat on IG. She literally just makes you a sandwhich.

BustCohle

Mmmm

Ratsnest

Jace, quickly! DM me a thicc bitch to beat my shit to. Lives depend on this

Brad Koehler

I would rate this episode 8/8

Now Watch This Drive

It’s Friday, gentlemen!

Illbedeadsoon

Verrrrrry gaaaaaaay

Donny

Very very very gay gentleman. Well done

Ethan Neubauer

When she is talking about those buildings not being built that way I think she if referring to the tartarian empire and how we had an even more advanced civilization that built all those complex building up and then washed away by a “mud flood” and the buildings still mostly remain.