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P116: silly hoe

🕑 Added 2024-12-20 13:00:13 +0000 UTC

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rolon96 2810

Her music sucks rather skateboarding fly into a guard rail

rolon96 2810

Ben with that sip before the advice for hoes was wild 🤣. Adds suspense for the joke

DHexus23D

Used to love Hobo Johnson, and now I realise how gay that was 😔

DHexus23D

The sisters episode is hilarious. Bee new studio vibes

John Rudolph

jace is a retard we have known for hundreds of years how the pyramids were made

Bill S Preston Esquire

The wide pussy thing is from being relaxed and the way the muscles rest. Thats why they can work monstrosities in there. The size doesnt seem to have much relation to the height either. Based on my research....bigger girls are tighter, theory that all the bloating and fat keeps it all smushed up

E-money3512

Jace she wasn’t attractive. No one believes that man. It’s okay that you fuck ugly chicks just stop acting like they are hot.

Ben Stebelton

I believe Goldblum face rapes Bronson’s daughter into a catatonic state in Death Wish

Will Masters

That’s all you got huh? After 4 days? Suck it from the back

Levi

Kill yo self my man

Sherp

Ben play Havoc Mod!!!!

justin calderara

Very good

justin calderara

The way Ben pops his P's and mispronounces simple words is what triggers my mental illness

Kris Whitney

Devan loves smash burgers

Aaron NA

Please do an episode making fun of how lame hobo Johnson is thank you. I love this podcast!

Larry S.

Passed through Abilene Texas earlier today for the first time. Such a shit hole! (Great Ep.)

Johnny Malloy

Strange times mon.

Johnny Malloy

My wife tries to get me to go by saying “So and so smokes weed” since I don’t drink and I tell her, “Weed doesn’t mean I’m automatically going to be friends with someone.” If anything it might make it worse. My friends kick ass though.

Levi

Jace calling the hookah from alice in wonderland a “big vape” Absolute retard moment

rolon96 2810

Miatas are faggy had one it was a death trap tin can that all it got was guys attention and cheap. I rather drive a BMW because it will probably get me a upper class girlfriend and noce

Jay Williams

that's one of the internationally recognized symbols associated with child trafficking. you WOULD notice that, wouldn't ya bub?

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Jace dominated this episode like he used to dominate women on the lite n easy before ads

Will Masters

You’re ** incorrect

salami papi

Another patreon that is mostly visual cool cool cool

Ned

Does anyone know the story behind the yellow skull with roses printed on the merch?

Stewart

Girls friends never have fun friend groups.

Writes Left Votes Right

This ep was so good, love these fags

Jerad

JK Simmons is a pretention hack and not to mention a retarded fucking faggot as well

Jerad

I mean: very good!

Jerad

Great reference

Jerad

I can't fucking unhear how gayce pronounces 't's (I e. Lidderly or buddon) and it makes me want to kms when he speaks

rolon96 2810

The mazda Miata joke was good I hate those cars

rolon96 2810

I need this after a shitty day with high blood pressure from stress with a beer and my CBD vape

Jeffery Brannon

Goddammit boys... This one was just what I needed after a four day bender.

Lisa Vella

Black women get BBLs more than anyone guys

Tommy

Good algo

Frontside shitslide

Why does Tim still follow your wife on Instagram lol.

Jaylen irving

calling a baby a cockblocker is hilarious

Peyton Trombley

Hey please never ever play Shannon Blake again that was fucking god awful and made me want to cut my ears off. I would rather you all quit the show and get replaced by Ivy

cmears76

“hey Doc.. how about you take a couple stitches on her mouth “ 🤣 lmfao

Dexter

“There’s ppl that listen to this” basically means this shi 🔥…don’t lie to yourself Devan!

justin calderara

No one displays how much both sides suck fucking ass quite as well as you guys. Very good

DreadfulDecaf

Your demographic is people who wear out their headset from saying to many slurs in a multi-player lobby

Jeff

I'm totally in my Jace era

Jeff

God there’s nothing that fills me with rage more than that fake ass white chick pseudo spiritulism. It’s basically just self care consumerism combined with being a whore. That being said, I’d absolutely raw dog Shanin Blake because I don't actually believe in anything.

Levi

You’re **

Ricky Rich

I love JACE. I'm a total JACE head

justin calderara

Good episode Ben but if you ever play that retarded hippie bitch again I'll blame you personally in my suicide note

DeepSlake

I’m doing to do it again: Landman is actually a decent show.

Jimmy wheels

THEY'RE WALKING AROUND. THEIR TITS ARE ON LAYAWAY

Nick Robinson

I like how Jace says melatonin when he means to say melanin

CrezD

This ep was HATE filled. Amazing to see what they have become.

David Wallace

And yet you pay to listen to them you retarded fag

Patrick Wright

Santino, Bobby and that faggot. I would rather put a red hot coat hanger up my dick hole

Auberon Quin

ratlimit is an amazing troll, it is all fake

Will Masters

Your fans pirate movies off the Criterion collection and like to say fag. Get it right

tizm

the 3 failed comics dont understand jokes

DankHill

Yesterday during my annual review at work I took off my AirPods at the start of the meeting and my phone hit play in my pocket as Jace was making fun of a guy killing himself on an old ep and my boss actually laughed

Johnny Malloy

Jace gets dragged to the most awful sounding parties.

Derek Schaffner

Nucka Devon is my favorite More of this please

Liam

Ben I have aids please help me

DankHill

That’s why they’re so lazy

David Wallace

The QR code is a joke you dumb asses

Charlie

I hate this cunt singer! She’s so lame

rolon96 2810

By the title I know the episode will be good now and got to see it at home because it sounds wild to listen in public 🤣

Say Gex

I think this ep would of been funnier if they ordered a large pineapple and anchovy pizza and started eating it on the show

Mike S

It's like the audience of SNL, where just seeing Matt Damon walk into a room mandates a standing ovation normally reserved for Bocelli singing Con Te Partiro

Willycole

Frequency has many different means of physical manifestation.

Andrew

Forgot he’s like 6’8 nvm

Andrew

Been binging the Patreons and Jace has a new sex story every ep there is no way he’s gotten this much Heiney

Evan

Fat and ugly Jace doing what he does best! Giving advice on eating healthy and getting laid unironically!

Matt Long

Took the day off for once so didn’t even realize it’s Friday and forgot the Patreon. Hope you trooners and looners all have an awesome weekend and an awesome Christmas. Much love from the Gooncave.

Armando

Billy West as Marge Schott on the Howard Stern Show was really wild.

Garrett Browne

Dude

Parker

I’m gay and retarded

Parker

If I’m not mistaken, the bells conspiracy goes back to sound healing and forgotten to history medical procedures, a-la big Pharma conspiracies. Which ties into the modern medicine that we have today that came about during the war. Add the about the houses built with horse and buggy thing is a tartaria/mud flood reference.

Ambientus

Never EVER stop making fun of Kill Tony

Jingle Jangler

She was a "Hey! Ho!" LMAO

Willycole

Made sure to get my X suspended today when I responded to that dumb bitch with implants that works for the government, simply reminding her to hurry up with her blood clot. 🙏

NotAfraidToPoop

N word scissor hands

Kyle Andrasko

This episode is extra special bc I was just enjoying the latest episode of St. Dennis Medical last night.

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Ben and Jace the pussy experts

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

Hello everyone I’m gay have a wonderful day 👋 🌈 🍋

comixbrainz zzz

Ben favorite sex position is Golden Arches, because it makes him think of Big Macs.

Candy Nix

Not a great time to have a 15 year old daughter named Zoey 🥺

simp for katie

Ayahuasca made me retarded

Jack F

God the audience at the comedy store will laugh at literally anything

David Bosquet

Jace has had so much sex that johnny sins asks him for advice

comixbrainz zzz

“Disintegration is the best album ever!” - Kyle, Sourh Park

Grant McCarty

Racist consent forms make me both happy and sad. Burrito be stretchin that shit out

Fagoose

You know, there’s something so haunting about the idea of melted-down bells. These massive, beautiful instruments were rung for centuries to bring peace and calm, their sound resonating through communities like a collective sigh of relief. But then, in darker times, those same bells were melted down to make bombs—literally turning symbols of harmony into tools of destruction. It’s almost poetic, in a messed-up way, how something that once calmed the soul could be repurposed to shatter it. And yet, when they recast those bells later, it’s like they’re reborn—carrying the weight of their history, from peace to war and back to peace again. Makes you wonder if their energy, their resonance, somehow carries all of that with them.

Zach Kane

Dax Flame does a hack version of what like Eric Rahill and Caleb Pitts do. I love joytsctics and PAL but they are actually good at doing the quirky thing

Funny Donor

Go ahead and trash talk JK Simmons and I’ll unsubscribe immediately

Daniel Seckler

She got that topiary pussy

Funny Donor

I can’t with Jace anymore… he’s ruining the show

Barto

I’m gay?

Jackson

Ben using the QR code segment to soft launch Katie’s new boyfriend

beefsmellington

"my asshole is like a pussy" *Black guy cringes

beefsmellington

I had sex with a chick who had a few kids and I have to say. The Pussy can stay permanently stretched. But I still don't think sex itself does it

Josiah Kane

These guys are so media illiterate for taking the bait on that cuck QR code post

Lairry goldestein

Merry Christmas 🎄 and happy hanukah 🏳️‍🌈

Stewart

Mud floods and tartaria and I’m the asshole OK

J

Great for audio listeners.

Say Gex

Probably Jace

the 🐀s gimp

Jace is not fat. He’s like a white Joey Diaz

tyler11700

Ben应该远离黑人。这会带来厄运

BrooklynBorn

I saw Ben at the gym. He was in an Ice Bath. But instead of ice cubes, it was hot dogs. He winked at me and said “If you can find mine, I’ll suck yours.” We laughed and high fived, then I started digging.

EDub

I hooked up that QR code girl one time. My trial is next March

choochang

Jace the pussy maestro

Jester_Erectus

So says you, twink

Mc

Yeah man, the dude that runs a podcast called Lemonparty doesn't realize he's weird when that's 50% of that the podcast is about. You gottem, cheers to OP, tip my hat to you, Reddit gold, le epic win.