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P122: Rage against the soda machine

🕑 Added 2025-01-31 04:56:50 +0000 UTC

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Slim Thugga

It was donated to Israel

Stewart

Finally, a break from watching videos on the Jews, Israel and translations of speeches

Hank Chill

Johns ass is bad dude

David Bosquet

I regret to inform you that hibernatingsportsman has passed away

Kikosio

John is bad ass dude

j shane Garrett

Thank you ben for calling us ugly rage ❤️

Biblically Accurate Barstool

A cucky makes for a great skit

David Eric Ricketts

Hearing Ben and Jace talk about the Los Angeles libraries enraged me and reminded me of when I lived in Long Beach at a girlfriend’s place. I came from small town Illinois where one can use the library system in peace. I walked one day to the new library in Long Beach and it was already surrounded by a homeless encampment. Anyway, I’m home in small town Illinois again using the library system. The diverse homeless monsters were close to turning me into vigilante Travis Bickle. I praise the boys for being sane there; I couldn’t handle it.

Grand Mogwai

Everything in LA is cringe and gay, except for John, he kicks ass.

DHexus23D

Once you hear that Ben talks in the cadence of Louis CK, you can’t unhear it.

BlackMetalDT

Thanks. I just spilled my grinder full of weed, this helps

Clay Ivy

"about to do that with skateboarding" Let me know when you can tre flip bro

Jeff

Devan Costa? More like Devan COCKSUCK lol

Nelson J

The two out of three comment refers to the other two out of three guys.

DHexus23D

I feel like Sasso never got accused of anything lol..?

DHexus23D

100% disagree. I think he’s getting way funnier now.

DHexus23D

He’s getting very funny.

beefsmellington

This came out Thursday and here I am on Sunday barely listening lol. I've always thought of heavy metal as orc music. Sad

Jeremy Santos-Paik

There's only good music biopic and it's Control from 2007

Allan Thibedeau

I’ll take it

justin calderara

Retarded then

justin calderara

Unacceptable

Owen McCormick

jace

Allan Thibedeau

There can be only one.

GeorgeWBussy

TMP never dies.

Funny Donor

Jace: Binjay Taco Bell (PS- Mownins)

Funny Donor

Jace you’re getting a LITTLE better at letting the boys jokes sink in before you open your cabbage hole. It’s still bad though. Good luck not interrupting other ppls jokes. You got a long way to go. I believe in you. Oh and your jokes aren’t very good. Just be less what you feel is good

Asher B

My aunts husbands sister dated Obama before he met Michelle, I’m not kidding either

jake

Jace, I just watched you IG story. Your golf swing is looking pure. Hope get more golf content in the future

OsamaZynLaden69

Where’s the intro

Felix Fitzgerald

Average nick fuentes take

Ricky Rich

Eggers movies are for masculine men

Jeff

I love going to sleep at night wondering if a terminally ill mexican child is going to rain down from the sky and ignite my apartment in flames

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Jace you have yourself legionnaires disease 😂

justin calderara

Been to a lot of Metal shows and Ben is right. Good people but also the fattest, ugliest and angriest people you will ever meet. Nothing but guys that look like Jace if he ate Devan and fat goth bitches in black leather that cut themselves. It's a real horror

Sweaty giraffe

Having sex with a women? BAD

Jeff

Jace I’m a Doctor. After listening to what you said I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m gay. I’ll send you a bill.

Jeffrey Herman

S(He) was fixing her damn pussy before the crash 💅

Jeffrey Herman

Both?

Russell Dauksis

Ben Pleaseeee video conference into recine time. It’s revolutionary. Avant gard. Chefs kiss, or get the hate watch boys on it, this hooker kicks ass and John should romance her!!!!!!! Xoxoxoxoxo oxi

Liam

Ben you gay as hell

Jeff

Ben I’ve lost control of the plane please help me

Jeff

Damn you fine shorty. I think I just filibusted.

Paulie's Walnut

Ben walking into a theater in Harlem: "What up muh Snuggies?"

Mike J

Ben discovers music lol

languagebarrier69

No intro AND outro!? Come on Ben...

Steve

Agreed.

Steve

On the other hand, that's so cool you're a metal show groupie. Level 10 faggy.

Nelson J

I knew a podcast back in the day that used to promote shilajit, it was called the Ten Minute Podcast. Need I remind you who two of the three members were? You're on the road to rape allegations boys, make a course correction.

Levi

Ok thats pretty epic not gonna lie

Darion

You sir have won the comments today 👑👏🏽

Allan Thibedeau

Why is there no video anymore? Am I retarded or gay?

Grant McCarty

46 confirmed blue on blue friendly fire deaths for bruiser squad... good

Parker

Pretty Tiny Small Dick more like it

rolon96 2810

I have some of that and adrenaline junkie

Blake Williams

these homosexuals have given me no choice with the banning of the reddit. also twitter is cool because i can say the n word on there.

Levi

You actually use twitter? Lmao faggggg

Connor Meehan

Just a wee note from a newly qualified Scottish doctor, Jayce you have literally shortened your life by 3-5 years. If you taste blood in the next 2-3 weeks go to the emergency room immediately

Danny

Jace is such a fucking retard, giving himself a chronic respiratory disease by inflicting black mold on himself

Senor Avery

Who da fuck is Ben and why he editing this shit?

synchromancer

can't support jace's liberal "art" career any longer. cancelling for hatewatch.

cmears76

Ayo Big Mike 🍆

Poon Don

That is a very fair point that I hadn't considered. Most pits since I was a kid have had a contingency of about 20-30% shirtless dudes, so I'd always considered the skin sweat to just be the cost of doing business

Blake Williams

i must be a idiot because i cannot figure out where to find the lemon party twitter community

Garrett Browne

No, moshing wish you shirt off is wack, nobody wants to feel your sweaty skin, it's bad enough to feel it through a shitty band tee

Garrett Browne

GAY! My PTSD just makes it so I'm hyper vigilant with night terrors, I don't trust people and can't leave the house without my dog and knife. Pssh pussy, sad to see what you've become

DankHill

Can my girlfriend suck your dick? You’re so cool and tragic.

rolon96 2810

That joke on PTSD and overachiever is true and I am like that. It's a gift and a curse makes me good when I decided to go full overachiever at something. That explains my art skills. About to do that with skateboarding and motorcycle riding later.

Poon Don

I did feel conflicted, stuntin on fats is always a great thing to do yet I hate having things in common with homosexuals

Tommy Bahama

first metal show ever? sometimes i forget how sheltered these 3 little fags are. so cute

Stewart

Appropriate response

Nick Nightingale

Very GOOD.

Poon Don

I took my shirt off for the mosh pit at the last metal show I went to and as I was walking back up the stairs two separate fat couples looked at my abs and scowled.

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

LOL

emilio carbajal

Shilajit fuckin rocks

Grand Mogwai

More like Ben Gayvery

Jansen Moore

Tranny helicopter pilot?

Tyler

3 inches of blood kicks so much ass

farma cana

Obamas daughter picked up Devon’s left eye after it rolled off his face

simp for katie

Didn’t get sucked off by math teacher? GOOD. Ask your chemistry teacher

M

The Book of Job, but it's Jocko Willink saying "GOOD" the entire time until both God and Satan get sick of his shit

Mike S

No joke; if my dad was actually trans, I'd be glad that he's dead. I would sincerely be like, "thank GOD I don't have to explain this freak to anyone." I'd be mortified just at the mere thought of my dad existing.

Jeff

Ka$h Patel

Kevin Burnham

Riff ideas for next ep: Kash Patel(h1b) dropped a hard N in his confirmation hearing. Hilarious

rolon96 2810

That one too we need both

Grant McCarty

Despite all my rage I am still just a fag in a cage

Parker

Your dad.

Darion

No Marty Robbins at the end? Sad

Max Larsen

Totally had the chance to blame the past shite episodes on the studio layout Ben.

Mike S

Which one of your ladyboy friends did I offend that you have to anonymously talk shit?

August Ingram

I want a skit: John gaybashing his way out of Alcatraz

Lauchlan Cheney-Seymour

Ben is the actual duke of arakis

Jason Fontaine

You guys actually have to make a new skit called “Very Good” that’s based on Jocko’s Good clip

Chad

You can put your library card info into the app Libby and check out free e-books and audio books.

Alex Hackel

On behalf of the greater Madison WI community…I apologize

Jack Jenkins

Hey Jocko, A 🚁 just flew into a ✈️ and everyone exploded. Good!

Ambientus

What, no intro?

jumagrue

Ben has to update his black voice, jokes and references. They're cringe. Gotta do his research so he can do it better. Put it on the back burner till it's better bud.

Jarrett Wood

Devan needs to stay in camera, very difficult to listen to without seeing him

Parker

Says the bald, fat degenerate commenting on a paid episode of an irony podcast.

Timo F

Thanks Ben……ya homo

Brian Gibson

WHERES THE FUCKING INTRO

Russell Dauksis

I saw Ben last Saturday night 2am wearing a tie dye shirt and sombrero getting his dick sucked behind an ampm gas station dumpster… poor caty

Stewart

Despite all my rage, I am too fat to fit in the cage

American Gwyn

GOOD.

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Brian Posehn is one of the mutants at table 8 in the wedding singer lol

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Thank you Ben I’m gay

Private Jonesy

Thanks Ben

Half Life 3

Im usually at work before the drop, ill be changing lanes pn the wood grain with this one

Mike S

Sorry Emilia, did I touch a nerve?

Jacob Fain

Thank u Ben

Lemonlover69

Gay ass fagcast? GOOD. Very good. ~ Jackoff Shillink

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

John should be a guest soon

Clay Ivy

I love you AOC

Clay Ivy

Damn boys, time to unstrap the velcro on my sneakers and huff the rest of this leather cleaner, the cast has dropped

Alex Garcia

I am here

Cannon

RIP Jace.

georgedagain

Who isn’t a mentally ill, one notch above the homeless, sexually deviant piece of shit? Like if one doesn’t think that exact wording applies to him - he’s cringe, he’s a fag and deserves to be eaten by Ben’s dogs.

jonathon

Dear Ben - releasing this early is like my torturer ripping my molars out earlier than expected. Thanks.

Victor Figueroa

Thanks ben sleep tight

megaman

Just try to remember the good times boys

Stephen

Ong frfr

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Ben’s pretty fly for a white guy and Devan is pretty smart for a Mexican Syrian Indian

Logan Orton

I just came here to say: I really enjoyed the show in Austin. Being away from my family and friends made me realize how much I love the Lemon Party show.

autismo

I love you guys

James

Thanks Ben! We love Dev

Mike S

In all seriousness, the "tranny at the library" chunk was massively refreshing. Stop painting these freaks as "born this way" normal, functioning members of society; and start depicting them accurately, as mentally-ill, one notch above the homeless, sexually deviant pieces of shit.

Jack Lucci

Thanks ben

tyler11700

John kicks ass

GhostofCadia

Thanks, Ben. Also, you're a huge fag

Baby Gaylien

Why do Ben type in all lowercase like bieetch? I am dirty Indian man

Frontside shitslide

A day early? You're too good to us Ben 😘

Paul

This but for Tuesdays too

26chairs

Lemon Party on s Thursday night!? I wasn't gonna goon tonight but... I mean...

jake

You’re a total faggit, Ben

EDub

Honestly post earlier every Friday. I get to work 2 hours before release time and I have to just goon until it drops.

Andrew Charles

Sir, a DEI pilot has hit the second tower.

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

Deus Volt! Inshallah!

EDub

Midnight faggotry

Mike S

GREAT. JUST FUCKING GREAT. I adjust my entire gooning schedule around a show that I complain about constantly, and you release an episode early. GOD DAMNIT. Now an evening that I was going to spend jacking off and being worthless is RUINED.