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P123: A Star is Born
🕑 Added 2025-02-07 13:00:15 +0000 UTCComments
Jake Acton
Coming back here to state for the record that dreams do come true.
Jacob Davis
Too many women lie and say they don't have STDs. Or they'll handcuff you to their bed and rob you, ala Cardi B. I'm just careful and I don't see any readily available whorehouses. I wish sex work would be legalized already. Treated like any other business. I wish I knew a secret code or password where I could have consensual sex with a fully healthy adult hooker, but nope, I'm getting to the point where I think sex itself is bullshit and storks really do deliver the damn babies. Probably not true since pregnancy exists, but is that a psyop? All I know is sex is this mysterious, widely-talked about thing that people take completely for granted in our modern culture, and it sickens me. It is a privilege and honor to be allowed to have sex with any human, not a right, or just a silly fun haha thing. It is my DREAM someday... on my bucket list for sure! People making it sound so easy, just find some herpes b*tch online, duh! No. I don't feel like getting attacked or robbed by the lady or her pimp either.
Jacob Davis
Hard to find a hooker where I live... that isn't some potentially violent or drug-addled street shithead. Actually, make that seemingly impossible. If I knew where to look for safe sex with a consenting female, I'd go there in a heartbeat. I've been around enough that I gave up on the search for one.
Kran
You just need to get it over with, pull a Devan and get a hooker, wear a condom and cum in 90 seconds. That way the weight of 30 year virginity isn't placed on the first girl that likes you back.
Nathan
Master GOONER Jace mentioned Ava. Sad
DoughBoyD
war never changes
Baby Gaylien
The mite commercial is like some kroll show shit
Robin Banks
Wanted to point out that the rtdfgt website has a lowercase "b" in the title and it made me throw up in my mouth a little
DanielDragon
Any good escort would require you to wear protection. She doesn’t want to catch something that would make it impossible to earn money
Gabriel
Average LP fan
WifiMindControl
ur fat ugly and unlikeable
Jacob Davis
I'm a 29-year-old virgin, so I don't wanna hear shit about how easy it is to find a girl to f**k you. This shit is hella rigged. It is a BS game I'm sick and tired of. Finding a woman who will give consent for something like that is like finding Bigfoot. Tired of all the ignorance from my fellow men on this issue. Edit: Yeah, I know there are whores-for-hire in plenty of clubs and creepy sites, but I mean meaningful and sincere sex. Also, sex that does not have a near-80% chance of me getting an STD. Like I'd trust any of those random street hookers. C'mon. I'd rather be a virgin than have crabs or herpes.
Thomas
You know what they say about racists
Not my gov name anymore thank God
The LP squad hollering laughter in unison is the only thing keeping me alive.
Phoqueboi
I love ads
Carson Tank
Amazing ep boys, a star was born!
Noah Dino
good 1 thanx
Jake Acton
This is great and all - but a new Will and Dong just dropped and those retards are going to Japan. I beg of you all to give them a quick 20 minute riff.
Special Ed class
Jace dropping that African Americans are 4x more likely to have schizophrenia is a wild info dump. I’m a racist and I didn’t know that
DanielDragon
“We just saw a man go to heaven”
Adam Way
She is paid by big pharma
Adam Way
I have 20 ugly girls on rotation
WifiMindControl
Very Good!
Nicholas Stofan
Love to see Ben joining the men/women/sexuality discourse. The scholar we need but never asked for
Corey Reynolds
It’s not a teddy fresh hoodie. She got some crazy knock off at the Salvation Army.
Gina
she looks exactly like shane gillis
applebot
Bwak bwak chicken chicken
DoughBoyD
what the fuck are these first 10 minutes ?
Brad Koehler
Thank you for the soy face it won the internet for the day
Kyle Knickerbocker
The J’s run everything
JT
Facts
JT
The j’s run Nambla
Lez Lemon
“So the patreon is just more gay pedo podslop?” Always has been.
Lez Lemon
If they increase the price of kids from $1.50 I’m ditching my NAMBLA membership. What’s the point
Redneckonomics
The reason why nambla doesn't include man girl love is because Islam already exists
Merfy Mac
so there no NAWBLA or NAWGLA for women/boy & woman/girl… typical f—king patriarchy
Merfy Mac
Great line Jace, cutting right to it: “NAMBLA. They really lost me at the boy part”
Zacharie T. Boutoille
The only type of resorts I like
Kurtis Cleckner
Tired of paying to hear so much on gay sex..
Dirty Clamski
That comic made me want to take a bath with my toaster
Jacob
Morning fells. Jace and Devon day in day out carrying Bens ass through life. Enjoy!
Zachary Crittendon
What'd he say
Dongleloid
You’re being sarcastic
Dongleloid
What’d you say we get those stinky Palestinians out of Gaza and build a resort?
Dongleloid
Get those stinky brown people out of Gaza and build a resort!
Dongleloid
Palestinians are stinky
Zacharie T. Boutoille
Penis
Dongleloid
If I type the N word hard R in these comments, will patreon kick me off?
Pappy Van Buckets
Hopefully there’s more cuntplaining about people bitching about cuntifornia and Los Cuntgeles. That was so funny
Dongleloid
Hey Ben, why don’t we get those stinky people out of Gaza and let trump facilitate the development of a great new resort! And while we’re at it.. get them all out of America too!
Javen Turner
Kanye tweeting out some facts this morning y'all.
TWwwK
Bless brother
Dongleloid
The stars are out!
