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P123: A Star is Born

🕑 Added 2025-02-07 13:00:17 +0000 UTC

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TheBostonTickler

hes profoundly unfunny, ruins the flow of any podcast he’s on with his shitty stories and he’s clearly the least talented one on the pod who they drag along just because he gives good handjobs or something

Wolf Pussy

“Fags in a bucket” is fucking incredible

NotAfraidToPoop

WHERE IS YT EP. I CANNOT KEEP EDGING ITS STARTING TO HURT!

j shane Garrett

Sad to see what's they've become

justin calderara

Great to see you got the joke. Another sociopath with no sense of humor. Don't worry buddy if it was you that fell I'd feel nothing, just like you

Jer

Free ep got taken down must of been good and mean upload it to Patreon

DankHill

Haha I remember you guys making fun of barstool or some shit for them being afraid of being cancelled on YouTube and you faggots pretended that was a super silly retard take and now look at you. Sad to see.

Yung Mayoo

You’re late with the fuckin free episode you piece of shit asshole fuck you fucking door dashing my 5 dollarinos tryna fuck me over, give us the fuckin YouTube episode fag

Frontside shitslide

Damn that's crazy wonder what it was

Frontside shitslide

8 am and still no main EP . Sad

Danny

You’re a retard if that video with the head pop actually affected you in anyway

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Why did 118 get nuked off YT

Jeff

Who the fuck has eyebrow mites? What the fuck. Probably exactly the type of person that likes that commercial.

Jeff

“She looks like a human dunce cap” might be the most savage insult I’ve ever heard. God damn.

Jeff

I’m a proud black woman

Jeff

They should get Adam Friedland. She’s great!

BlackMetalDT

I found a retard, everyone.

justin calderara

Wow one person! Great sample size, you're clearly right. Eat your own shit

Mira

Pls no

Liam

I’m a gay man

Stumper

Get Jordan Jensen on for mandatory female guest #2

BlackMetalDT

Only known 1 Devan and it was a girl so eat a dick, you don’t know every fucking thing

Clay Ivy

Pedos don't get shanked in prison that often cause they usually go to the boneyard (protective) for the nature of their crimes

Clay Ivy

I don't but people do

Clay Ivy

With that attitude man..

justin calderara

Listen and you'll get it. My question to you is how is Devan a girls name? I've met like 5 male Devan's and 0 female. Irrelevant and incorrect point

Buttz

I didn't listen yet and don't know what you're referring to, but Devan has a girls name and I think you might have forgotten that.

justin calderara

I'd actually watch that commercial

Evan

Jace calling it a public. So based.

justin calderara

Ben is tall, handsome and has a big dick yet somehow Devan is correct; its a miracle he's ever had sex. Thank God for Katie

TimSharterofPittsburgh

Yeah I fuck a lot

Jonathan Churchill

So good

RandomUser

Jace is a pedophile and should be kept away from Ben’s daughter at all costs

justin calderara

It's "Dem Devan" If you're gonna be a fag don't also be retarded

MayamBialikistheHatMan

Devonex mites.

synchromancer

bunch of fakecells w/ pre covid era gfs smh. we trvecells up in heah

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Cringe patreon based main this week

justin calderara

That's why EST is better I get to wait until 8 am to feel the hate. Much healthier

DesertSolopsism

Lots of dudes aren't getting laid because they've spent their whole lives jacking it instead of learning how to talk to and chill with women. Jacking it to internet porn makes dudes complacent and not do more to attract women. Also not everyone can fuck 9s and 10s. Many people cant fuck 8s, 7s, or even 6s and 5s. Back in the day everyone was ugly as hell and no one worried too much about. Get what you get and be happy about it, pussies. Knock a woman up and have some babies. Quit whining and be real men.

Mike S

Dead serious. A teacher from my high school got caught trying to photograph and meet up with what he thought was a 15-year-old girl. Got 3 years in jail. This wasn't a high school rumor either; the entire chat log was on perverted-justice.com

Brooke Espinoza

There is definitely trickery afoot

Jacob Fain

Matlock airs on CBS at 8 on Thursdays retard

minivan jim

Lib Devan probably seething over the kanye tweets

Jeffrey Swett

Wait are you serious? That's fucking insane, gotta look into it. The world is shit lately

DesertSolopsism

What do you hate about Connor? I ask because I've never liked him either. Nothing personal, he just isn't that funny. John kicks ass though.

TheBostonTickler

my favorite thing about LP … No McNut. I listen to HW first and then LP after to cleanse my palate of connor, it truly is like stepping out of a fart filled elevator into a field of daisies.

Ricky Rich

I'm not saying women can't be whores and they should have to fuck me, but be honest about it. I can't get pussy not just because I'm a fucking loser, but the pussy also just isn't even out there for me to get.

cmears76

Ben’s Body Count Math 👏🏿👏🏿

Barto

Nutted in my own ass

dinyl

ginsberg looks like gelman… coincidence? I think not…

Wilfredo Martinez

52:06 got me.

justin calderara

N word scissor hands 😂 very good

Jeffrey Swett

You should be drawn and quartered

Mike S

Not gonna lie, that probably would've made me cum so hard

N word scissor hands

RIP to the skankfest VIP golden ticket holder 😭

N word scissor hands

HH sucks 😂

jeff woelbl

This is some good shit I’m gonna go call someone the N word

justin calderara

Devan saying "oh good you can hear the scream in this one" right before the sound of the kids head popping like a water balloon is gonna haunt me for the rest of the day. Made me think about how desensitized I've become and felt bad for a minute. Then Ben played the interview with that thing from the eye commercial and I remembered that life actually has no meaning whatsoever and now I feel better again. Great episode boys

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

And if they’re getting jail time it’s not like it’s a lesson they will learn. No they are born liking to fuck kids and they are sick animals who need to be slaughtered in the street

Mike S

It's insane how lenient the sentence is for convicted pedophiles. Danny Masterson got 30 years for raping two women. Meanwhile, if a guy molests a child he gets 3 years. 3 years is normally reserved for a crime where you're like, "I get wanting to, but you're not supposed to do that." Like carrying an illegal gun or a DUI.

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Pedos just need to be put down

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

SAD

Mike S

There's a documentary about NAMBLA on YouTube called Chicken Hawk, filmed way back before hi-res. It's sick, but also hilarious, because the message they're trying to send is, "we're not sick perverts, we're misunderstood" but one of their main representatives CANNOT stop talking about how much little boys want to fuck him and how they flirt with him all the time. Spoiler alert, they chase him out of town like fucking Frankenstein's monster and he had to move to Indonesia where he died, presumably drowning in little boy asses.

Frank

Am I the only one having dejavu about the UCB housing market bit? Genuinely having a schizophrenic moment here.

Jonathan Lemkin

People aren’t fucking narrative is incel cope, idk how that spread obviously people are fucking and always have been

Curt

I thought South Park made up NAMBLA, Jesus. Time is a fat gay circle.

Wobbly Bells

Guy blasting Def Leppard while making pedo comics: Pour some Sugar on me because you’re only 8 years old!

rackell

Ben is a huge donor to NAMBLA...disgusting

Patric Davis

Very Good

cucked by god

You guys should just do take downs of people who have spent 500K trying to be comedians and end up on shit commercials, I’m laughing so hard lmao

simp for katie

Tell me sumthin, Katie

breakingbad3500

no fr

Funny Donor

34:23 RMP big cheddar Williams…. Hmm

sarahsilvermansmilkyjugs

History hyena fan , based

Will

A return to form

Funny Donor

Codden Candy

ZekeKnives

What is the intro theme to the podcast. I need the full version 😍

White Man

love hearing about child rape at 5 am

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

Very good 👍

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

You guys give me a reason to wake up in the morning and be racist 🙏

Gleb Budilovsky

It’s why he defaulted on his mortgage for the 2nd time in a year.

Jack F

Elliot Rodger’s manifesto was a hilarious read. Read it in one sitting, could not put it down. I’ve never read the thoughts of a crazy person so coherently communicated. You can clearly see the gaps in his logic but he has this narrative about himself that is so comical. It reads like it’s ironic but it’s completely sincere and you know that it ends with him not having the strength to break down a sorority door, shooting the first women he sees on the street and then running people over in his car.

Andrew

Lemon party? More like lemon tard-y amirite

Mike S

You guys should take a look at Kanye's Twitter. Dude is absolutely GOING-OFF on everything from Hitler to Diddy to Jews.

Jeffrey Swett

Yep, hope is all we got. She had the whole stunted voice/ loveline theory going on. Should've called before I showed up lol

Lairry goldestein

Homo

Tommy Bahama

love listening to ben, an asexual retard who has zero understanding of what most people are into, break down how people be fuckin these days

Dongleloid

I hope she finds Christ

Dongleloid

Did you cum!?

Dongleloid

Are there any libtards in here? Are there any FTRFs in here? Please!!!

Ned

I’ve got plans! Verrrrry good

Jeffrey Swett

Absolutely not. Was the most dog shit night. Pretty sure she was her Dad's gf growing up 👀

Barto

I jerked

John Walker

We all heard you say “leisure shoot Larry,” Jace, don’t think we didn’t notice.

Dongleloid

This is a made up story

Jeffrey Swett

I hooked up w a chick, and mid pump she said "Show me what you got". All I saw was Rick and Morty. My body went cold. The world sucks

Dongleloid

Which one, may I ask?

Johnny Malloy

That’s what I don’t understand. Someone tweeted her meltdown and said, “Going to show my daughter this” as if losing your shit was a badass boss bitch moment and not a shitty comic who failed to use the opportunity to I dunno make a joke.

Jack Jenkins

Good morning fellow fat phags

Dongleloid

Cope harder libtard

Dogburndan

One of those things actually sounds very good to me

pete

You're a massive faggot you know that right?

NRFPL

Stupid lady forgot you’re supposed to fight hecklers with comedy not your actual feelings

Dongleloid

People from Gaza are stinky! Their religion and culture is fucked up. They fuck boys AND throw gays off roofs.

Dongleloid

Johnny Malloy

Doesn’t someone normally say Algo?

Johnny Malloy

Guys, you need to book that “LOOK ME IN THE EYES” comic lady from Twitter. She’s hilarious! She went full Kramer on a guy. When she went, “Throw his ass out, he’s a breeder! He’s a BREEEEEDER!” I stood up and clapped and hugged my daughter and said, “One day, sweet child o mine. Never let anyone take your power.”