Post "BUYING EVERYTHING ADVERTISED EXTENDED!" by "coldones" from patreon

i always land on my vimeo feed and dont get a video

Klaus Falls

Boohoo poor u

Sage

This sucks. There's no capture of the laptop screen, and it's all from 1 angle Literally things happen out of frame and the editing doesn't change to the 2nd camera.

Az

Ayy where the vid gone

Ashtyn

Idk about boob add but it cost me exactly 6017.50$ Canadian to get boob reduced

Cody Belanger

Fuck Patreon just upload them to only fans

Whatshisname

add what they're fucking watching cunt

Laine Walker

no it's not

Az

you're just retarded, use the browser

Video broken

when can we see max's cock

Az

Retarded?

Broken?

no just watch on pc and not mobile

Ayo the vid broke

vid broke?

Why not just cut the video into parts?

Actually would drop my panties just to hang out with them for 10 minutes

Vid broke

Virtual Boi

Man existence fell off 😔🔫

IvanMilatt

3:25 cost more to get tiddies removed than added rip

Wolfysh

3/4 of the Vimeo content can be found easily if you know where to look. They are just too fucking lazy to move to something else (and I mean they should, the patreon has never made this much money even though it hasn't been uncut for 1+ year...

calm down bro

T-Smokes

Man cashews fell off.

The real Yung Cashew

Man you guys fell off

Lance Albertson

that was wish episode

Where were the sex toys lol

???

anyone elses vimeo just keep randomly buffering? i keep having to refresh the page. I wanna see my bois!

vicious

holy shit use the patreon website maybe? not the app

vicious

holy shit use the patreon website maybe? not hard

Tamikillion .

We will be back out soon boys, Daddy Dan won’t hold us much longer. Just wish more people would get vaxxed

we just need to be fuckin patient, the guy has to edit a hell ton of footage.

Phil Gillis

Delete the patreon Chad, don't be a pussy.

What happened to the video?

John Doe

The video says it doesn’t exist, anyone else?

yeetios

GIVE ME HEAD, OH LORD. Answer my name in the sweetest of sounds oh Lord...I STAY on my hands and knees for you oh Lord.....Oh Lord....Give these two young gentlemen forgiveness oh Lord....Let them be gay!

yeetios

In God's name, WHY aren't these boys PRAYING. Christ DAMNED save their souls oh Lord. Give them forgiveness oh Lord....Praise thee

chad my guy wheres the video where you buy shit from wish my guy

Yo we can all agree this vid is D-roll. As in "D-id you edit this with your Dick?"

Fuck off chad the patreon literally makes more than the salary of the president of the United States. Deleting it will be deleting money,

Charlotte Wotton

If you copy the link you can watch it in your browser 👍

Charlotte Wotton

If you copy the link you can watch it in your browser 👍

Charlotte Wotton

If you copy the link you can watch it in your browser 👍

sexoooooo

Damn this guys angry^

ItsJayMar 805

The transparency is appreciated, cheers boys 🍺

you just want to watch him fuck a sex doll. wierdo

When’s the new Wish video coming out

This the new editor’s work? Fuckin piece of trash.

use a computer :)

This doesn’t fuckinh work you pieces of absolute shit

sign up for floatplane ez win

TRM0

pls give me content im hornyy

Sean Deegan

Doesnt exist for me either can someone fix this

This video does not exist for me 😭

broooooo where the new wish video is?

high lander

Not all the products that you bought were even in this video lmao, feelsverybad

why was chads hand blurred when he closed the computer?

Why not make ur own website similar to Patreon but dedicated to cold ones? Would that fix the bandwidth problem? I’d pay 10dollars for website fees

Drew Byron

Congrats Chad on the weight loss man

Ella

Pleaaassee dont removr patreon id give more money if i had it!! And how tf do you download the videos i want to heeellllpppp

Come to Oxnard California I’ll show you how an American drinks

Sorry this video does not exist

But I don’t have computer ;-;

the vid is up just use a computer dweebs

Alex Garcia

Give me Chads sex toys

vid still not up :(

Just made an acc and subscribed to watch this and the video’s gone lol

Video is missing :(

Santy

the videos not working :((

emily

finally, content

Eric Wheelhouse

Use Floatplane. Ditch Vimeo

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

yeah kinda messed up how paying customers are reasonably irritated that they're not getting what they paid for. bad vibess!!!

man these comments dont pass the vibe check

Switch to floatplane if Vimeo is really doing this

Cripple

WHY DID CHAD NOT FUCK ANYTHING

Paige

Yall need to axe vimeo already

Lyn

Man, it's dogshit easy to download vimeo videos anyway, if someone really wanted to release your patreon content somewhere, they would've done it by now. Just find another service honestly.

Worked for me, thanks for the save

vicious

fuck vimeo

vicious

yes it does cunt

If it says "video doesn't exist" go to patreon thru the website and not the app and it should work fine

Oh man, this shit busted

shut up m8

ye it dose m8 im watchin right now open your eyes m8 daft c*nt

Ben Hofwolt

Imagine being Vimeo and thinking "yeah these guys driving traffic to our site, they're the problem, lets charge them more >:)" I think its safe to say the only good reason to use Vimeo is to watch these patreon videos...

Video doesn’t exist you fucks!

Jakob Verde

if you can only watch it on your phone, login to patreon through your safari app and the video should be available that way.

Jakob Verde

login thru the web browser app on your phone

Bro just make a plex server which only patrons have access to

where is Bruno and Boner?

Alexander Wittich

That's a great idea actually.

Sorry. This video doesn't exist

you fell off

Marchu

maybe try doing youtube membership to upload the videos? Or would that be worse?

Layla Saturn

damn so vimeo is proper fucking you in the ass huh? No other options? That sucks balls. But that being said, I'd be happy for a shitter qual patreon edit so we can get longer vods (the like three hour long supermega vod is my fav still haha), but I totes understand that its not an easy situation. Love the content either way boys.

dont make me say cold ones fell off ever again

vicious

holy shit nearly 19k patrons. a month ago it was around 10k

Since Vimeo is charging you guys so much money, did you try to move to cloud solutions like Google Cloud/AWS? I mean, it would probably be cheaper, but someone needs to know a bit about Cloud.

Feebeean

Chad knows many songs,, but not the lyrics

Bru give me back my 7$ I can be drinking some cheap whine rn 🙄🥱😤

Use browser not the app, I watched it yesterday and he doesn't have sex with anything

Azalah

when do they have passionate sex?

Quickeningheroes

*video does not exist* "The fuk?"

Why no work?

Hentai Senpai

I just wanna see Chad having i n t e r c o u r s e with random objects

pumped for the dangerous wish shit ... better be lit

Tommy H

This shit brokey, yea this shit brokey

Andrew Simmonds

put the screen of the laptop up bruh

ChrisLaFlame

You are sexy as hell girl hmu frfr

I love how when Chad sings anything he just butchers the lyrics

Day 2 of checking to see if the post finalized. Checking once every hour just to be disappointed again and again. My hopes are still high because I know I will get to see chad have sex with many silicone sex toys.

Jesus Gonzalez

Moment

Jesus Gonzalez

When you pay $5 to watch extended videos but patreon says the video doesn’t exist

Jken

Finally.....an editor

y'all salty about the wish video while im just tryna date Chad, HIT ME UP BOY <3 The hair, the drip, the bod, like wife me up already goddamn

where is wish video

Albert Flushington

maaaaaaan they're trying cut em some slack. refresh the page, i got it to work. fuck vimeo and the entirety of technology. uh balls fell off meme reference

Why you no work

Its doesn’t work

KobusKob

Why no work?

saladman

pog

Tf max says video does not exist?

OneIcyDuck

720p is fine with me! dont dlete plox chad :(

My Missus has an up and coming boob job and shes only paying 11k for it. her mum who got a boob job like 10 years ago was about 60k

The videos fucked not working

Aye man, no one freak out, y’all stressin for no reason give the drunk bastards a second to figure the problem out ya know what I’m sayinnnnn

Dominic Hamilton

Ayo a fellow Dom

Love you guys 🖤 will always support 💋. You’ve both brought laughs and happiness in some of my darkest times, I appreciate the time effort and money that goes into Cold Ones. Hopefully covid lockdown will open up soon in AU. Xoxo

Having trouble with vimeo's bullshit bandwidth charges.... SquareSpace it.

Video still not working...😥

Payton Doster

it says it doesn’t exist :(

Filthy Fiend

For those with trouble viewing the video, use the browser not the app

video does not exist, i feel scammed

Plyante

I am stupid with my money and partially funded this

use desktop site

won’t let us watch it:/

Santa

omg that between max downing 4 1/2 gallons of loose leaf english breakfast, and them actively trying to break each others neck with the iron neck was the funniest fucking shit. Worth the wait! See you on the next one in a month fuck vimeo

Ruby Soho

who up playing wif theyr worm

Kate

8:12

I just wanted to see chads ass cheeks :/

Petr Čech

Jeff :)

sorry for being salty, sorry you guys had trouble getting vimeo to work. Great cut as always

Very nice

I’m just happy that with all the crazy shit goin down in Aus you guys are still doing some content. All these retards complaining is hilarious to me. Just keep doin ur thing and try not to get arrested lmao

caberwikijack

Thanks for the Twitter plug, boys!

why is $5 so expensive to yall lmfao get a job

King Banana

damn SNAIDZ virus still trying too get you guys

Tonyoli

It’s all good boys take your time

Me waiting for Chads Apple Watch 🤣

Video does not exist

Bam jumping off da crane in CKY2K is a core memory for me also FUCK jayrock777

"This video does not exist" lol sick 😂

I'd pay more if that means we get faster long videos :) I'm sure a ton of us would.

All of the older patreon posts are fucky as well, would be nice if we could rewatch them while waiting for new vids?

they did in the beginning but youtube applies their algorithm's on unlisted and private videos so they get taken down

mitched

to chad: this is too long - chad. comment: sorry about vimeo, i would be happy with a weekly podcast for the patreons. to max: Maybe you could talk about your pokemon cards

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

So talented he couldn't even put the fucking screen recording in the video

fuck vimeo

Nick Fortunato

U guys still quarantined what up wit dat

Build a Plex server and give Patreons access to it ??? Might be cheaper idk

Casting this video to my tv was like a 15 min endeavor...

I can't watch it or download so I can watch offline :'(

Susan wokjijickkiy took everything from me

If the video ain't workin 4 u in the Patreon App try switching to Browser, worked 4 me :)

im honestly okay with not as much content, as long as the videos are good with funny concepts and have good content

Jesus Gonzalez

“This video doesn’t exist” moment

LMAO

Andrew W.

Y'all are gonna hit six figures

It doesn't work through the patron app, but it works in browser for me.

J M

Susan wojinkiskiiik stole my kief collector

🖤

Cold Ones

We are aware that the video is not playing for some people, just refresh the page a couple times and it should work :) REGARLESS we pay retarded amounts of money to host videos on vimeo and we should NOT be having these issues. I have sent a VERY abusive email to someone at vimeo, I expect them to look into this.

Spice

One Vimeo video doesn't work and suddenly cold ones "fell off" lmao. You guys need to chill a little bit, if they can fix it I'm sure they will.

Sebastian

Bro it says video do not exist big sad

Videos not working man, subscribed to see chad fuck and your blue ballin me here

works for me

Video doesnt exist 😩😩😩😩fix pls

Can anyone else watch the video? It is saying it doesn't exist for me... 😔

Gian

Finally, patreon video

Dunno if this is an unpopular opinion but unless it's something like the latest vid where a lot of it can't make it on YouTube, I'd rather more Patreon-exclusive content than just longform unedited vids. I never find the time to watch 3 hours of apes deciding who to throw Cameo money at, even if I would really love to.

Ollie

something about a leg = funny

I know what I signed up for, I eat one less dinner per week for this

Salty

Wait i got it, blurring adresses is nightmare

Oedipism

I luv u?

MADCOZBAD

p7m

Man Coldones fell off, but unironically. Waited 2 weeks for this and you didnt even show the screen recording.

Salty

Where tf is the screen recording

Ethan Keen

Video doesn't work in the patreon app but will play from mobile browser or desktop.

slik hades

Epic, the video doesn’t exist apparently

Yeah I wish they'd just chuck up a picture-in-picture or something. Without it, the first like 30 mins is kinda frustrating.

Salty

Meh, I'd rather want videos in less quantity so you don't run out of ideas

Didn't even include the screen recording bruh

Mmmm this cum tastes like cum. With a hint of cum

Dom

can't you private videos on youtube and just link it to patreon. thats what the aunty donna boys do

My Name Jeff

my name jeff

Ayyyee good job, love you guys

Jay

the people sayin “stop complainin its only 5 bucks” clearly dont realise how fortunate they are and dont think about others. some people are stuck workin shitty jobs and have bills to pay! im thankful that i dont have to worry over $5 but not everyone is living the same life/ has it as easy, so to tell them to not complain after not recieving what theyre paying for, no matter the product, is so single minded. rant over lol

Patrick

https://youtu.be/oOOOfZWXPu4?t=0

Felix

imagine the number of points these guys get on their credit cards

Halal Is This Halal?

Wait so no more “hey prezoh, Edit in ...”???

Halal Is This Halal?

What happened

Mathias Birket

next vid: WE BOUGHT THE CHEAPEST CHILD LABORERS AND TESTED THEIR LIMITS!!!

video comes up on the website

Alexander Wittich

CHEERS, thanks for the update! Stay safe, don't let covid get you down.

Virtual Boi

shieeet I'll download some mp4s

Tomdom05

that's good news, all other mean comments i left regarding patreon can now be cancelled ily

Yeah when I pay for shit I actually want something for it.

I shitted farded

love when vimeo just fucking dies

Twitch tv UnkownToxicity8080

I just like it how everyone complains about 5$ like it’s a big deal, grow the fuck up. If you can’t afford 5$ a month then quit your Macdonald’s job and actually get a life lmfao

Hazz

damn, Vimeo fell off

Az

facts

Az

same bro

Jordan Myers

Bruh

Nobody else catch the fact chad bought the series 6 apple watch in the video and they waited so long to post this here that the series 7 is out now

Wrong wish video?

Bro children in the comments getting pissy clearly you’ve never experienced the pure unpredictability of cold ones 🦾👽

phatcunt

Vimeo can suck my 2 inch

My dick fell off

It doesn’t exist, just like my father

Deez big nuts

You guys fell off

rowan

just joined patreon and lmao to all the plebs complaining

SoriMasn

Cold ones patreon kinda fell off. I come here to see chads dick but don’t get but maybe a frame or 2 a month.

Seb Resendiz

Also anyone thats mad at me, just know you fucks spent 5 bucks trying to watch chad fuck a sex doll and use a penis enlarger.

sald bepsi

Charlotte Wotton

Thank you ❤️❤️ Love you guys xx

Seb Resendiz

WAH WAHHH WAHHHHH I cant afford 5 dollars to give to content creators who blow hundreds of thousands of dollars to entertain me WAHHH WAHHHH. shut up pussies

Alexander Wittich

Please don't, I only watch the patreon cuts.

Alexander Wittich

Cheers, thank you for finally uploading this and making it extra long. You'd guys make it easier on yourselves if you would just communicate it better with us if something unfortunate happened that interferes with uploading content on here. To us, it feels like you just don't care, if we hear nothing for a month.

Adam Stele

FINALLY SCOTT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you can share the link

Tomdom05

just fucking use youtube unlisted videos bruh no one cares that we still have access to that if we run out of money, cocksuckers. also stop enjoying money.

Jackson Beers

maybe just start doing just bts stuff and then leave the normal content on yt

James Cannone

this episode mediocre

James Rand-Loxton

Open in browser till its done on the app

Dilloid

Fuck everyone here complaining about paying, it's been up for an hour, give them a chance to fix it, and unsubscribe if you're not happy

potatofarm71

can i has chesburger :3

Tomdom05

ps cold ones fell on

Tomdom05

im ngl where is the screen recording of the shopping portion??

James Rand-Loxton

Open in browser

Joshua

Where's the vid it says no video exists

James Rand-Loxton

Finally... Browser Video 🧑‍🔬

Like dis comment if ur Patreon money is wasted

Ella

It says there’s no video!!! 😭

Are some of the older vids gone?

Where is chad fuckn

potatofarm71

dont delete patreon chad youre so sexy :(((

where is chad fucking a fleshlight

potatofarm71

lets go babey

Cum

TheRealExE

i dunno either they just said in the first 2 min why things are like they are and ppl are still upset

Bout time boyz

Grandma knarf

Why everyone mad lol

Charlotte Wotton

If you copy the link you can watch it through your browser and it plays all good that's what I'm doing :)

Charlotte Wotton

If you copy the link you can watch it through your browser and it plays all good that's what I'm doing :)

its 5 dollars chill tf out ur not giving them your life savings

Yep - I’m watching through my browser now and it works fine 🤙🏽

TheRealExE

i like how negativ some ppl here are cause of 4,50€ fking Pepegas

Joel

If you get this video back up Chad you neanderthal I’ll eat your pubes in a cheese sanga!

Rose Houndd

I’ve been lied to

where da bideo

Why do we even give money 💰 😔😔😔

Lunar Trashman

Trolled

Plastic surgery has def gotten less expensive u can get a bbl for like $4k LMAO

I wanna see it

Chad you cunt why

I am sad 😞

I also seem to remember them saying that they want floatplane to be more than just tech people and want it to span the entire spectrum of content, I think it'd be really good for both parties involved tbh.

Shut up

make an only fans

Jack Harbin

there are gun channels on Floatplane made by the LinusTechTips dudes as an example. might be worth reaching out to Luke of Floatplane if you need a Patreon/Vimeo alternative.

This videos is too powerful