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Evil Inc full page, week of April 15, 2025
🕑 Added 2025-04-15 20:00:10 +0000 UTCHey Evil Inc backers!
You’re getting early access to a special full-page version of this week’s comic—April 15th and 17th seamlessly combined into a single, continuous comic page! This two-part sequence is packed with classic Evil Inc chaos: unexpected takedowns, questionable flooring choices, and the kind of sharp dialogue only Cassie Cruz and her long-suffering assistant, Jeremy, can deliver.
In this strip, Cassie and Jeremy deal with another assassination attempt—this time involving Quickshag™ carpet (yes, it’s exactly as hazardous as it sounds). As always, Jeremy’s timing is impeccable… especially when it comes to personal calls from mysterious, powerful women.
This extended version is available only to Patreon supporters like you. You get the full experience early, and in one uninterrupted read—just the way it was meant to be seen.
Thanks for your continued support. You make Evil Inc possible every single week.
Transcript
Transcript for Evil Inc comic for April 17th
[Panel 1]
(Cassie Cruz is helping her assistant, Jeremy, up off the floor. A tipped-over box and a ringing phone are beside them.)
Cassie: I haven’t seen anyone use Quickshag™ in ages!
These assassination attempts are getting worse!
[Panel 2]
(Cassie bends down as Jeremy reaches into the carpet.)
Cassie: Hold on...
[Panel 3]
(Jeremy, kneeling, pulls a landline-style phone out of the carpet and speaks nervously as Cassie stands behind him.)
Jeremy: Hello, this is—
Oh, yes.
Right away...
[Panel 4]
(Jeremy hands the phone to Cassie.)
Jeremy: It’s a very powerful-sounding woman, and she’s absolutely furious!
[Panel 5]
(Cassie looks annoyed as she takes the phone.)
Cassie: I told you... no personal calls at the office...
Jeremy: No... it’s for you...
[Panel 6]
(Close-up of Cassie and Jeremy. Cassie glares as Jeremy smirks.)
Cassie: I’d punish you for being a smart ass...
If you didn’t enjoy it so much.
Comments
JCfromNC
So... is Jeremy holding his hand over the earpiece instead of the mouthpiece for a reason, or...?
Michael Obert
Ignoring Jeremy: the ultimate punishment!
