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QNA - Part 1
🕑 Added 2024-04-11 17:17:49 +0000 UTCAnswering YOUR questions from the VIP survey ft. my editor KissesFromLia (Part 1)
brief mentions of alcohol
0:00 - introducing ourselves
0:35 - “HOW many White Claws did you have??” and our drinks of choice
1:40 - talking about technical difficulties, “you sounded like you were in the upside down” and Godzilla
2:40 - himbo brain goes blank
2:55 - when did you start posting audios?
3:30 - “I think you’re more unhinged now than you ever have been, slay!”
4:00 - title of an upcoming audio (MMM collab)
4:30 - “I practiced the anime scream” and “give me an example” (volume warning lol)
5:30 - “when I was slapping myself the other day for your audio” and talking about behind the scenes making SFX… Jess: “we need to release the DMs” Lia: “shit I’ll post a VIDEO of it”
6:25 - “what are you wearing?” “well… to preface my answer…”
7:45 - it’s tax season, Jess wants a sugar daddy/mommy (self-employed girlies slayyy!)
8:20 - talking about question categories! this part covers irl/general life questions
8:50 - most asked question from Q&A: how did you get started doing this? (and it’s a more complex answer that they’ll cover later)
10:00 - Do you drink tea and if so, what kind is your favorite?
10:30 - Jess: “I like eating organic flowers” Lia: “you’re such a freak”
12:30 - What’s your favorite flower? / Lia: “Bitch… are you stupid??”
13:00 - putting dried flowers in your house for good vibes / Lia: “this is so nerdy and so gay at the same time”
15:00 - Lia: “I’ve actually never heard you drunk, this is super entertaining”
15:45 - What would your perfect date be like?
17:30 - Lia: “Just meet people online?? I know you do it for dick” Jess: “I’m forwarding this to HR”
18:20 - What do you do for fun?
19:30 - How are you doing? / Jess: “Well I’m currently doing your dad” Lia: “He’s dead”
21:40 - What is a typical "self care" day like for you? / talking about Wagyu’s antics
20:00 - talking about working from home = having the freedom to be a slut
25:50 - Jess: “I’m hot, I’d lick my own nipples” Lia: “Can’t you already do that??” tests it
27:00 - Would you ever get the womb tattoo irl? / Jess: “I cannot walk around in my crop top, that’s already hatecrimeable, with a womb tattoo” Lia: “If I saw a masc person in a crop top with a womb tattoo, I would simply have to impregnate them” Jess: “It’s my omega pheromones leaking out”
28:10 - If you weren't allergic to dairy, what would you like to eat regularly?
28:55 - What is your favorite type of animal? / talking about Wagyu again lol
31:00 - What is something that makes you feel really happy?
31:30 - Lia: “You’re too slutty to be a tradwife” Jess: “I will close up my legs real quick for some stability” and Jess showing their wholesome side?!
35:15 - Jess: “You’re fired”
36:00 - Lia: “Why have we been friends for 2 years then?” Jess: “You use the word friends very loosely” Lia: “Loose just like your legs?” Jess: “You could crack open a Pillsbury can and find yourself”
37:00 - As a local astrology hoe, I gotta ask: do you have air and water in your birthchart?
38:00 - Do you feel comfortable talking more about how you feel when people try to get to know you better?
38:35 - Can you tell us more about your cats? / delving into how we’ve both been pescatarian for years and “why did you name your cats after beef?” and lore about dairy allergy
42:15 - How old are you?
43:30 - What are you like outside of your audios? Your personality? / Lia: “you were a survivor of 2014 tumblr”
44:45 - Can you like.. clone yourself please? / Jess: “I’d love to. I would fuck myself.” Lia: “Yeah, you’re right. I’d eat my own pussy.”
45:25 - Do you fart?
47:05 - Jess: “Actually, I’ve had Grindr uninstalled for 48 hours”
47:40 - Jess: “Shut up, we’ve dated Mormons”
49:30 - What mic and interface do you use? / talking about recommendations
52:08 - Lia: “Wow, whore. You just walk around naked all the time??”
52:15 - Jess: “Who do you think made me cum on the window? Spill some tea” / Lia: “I KNEW IT!”
52:50 - Why do you sound so attractive?
55:55 - Lia: “I wasn’t gonna get into the trauma but okay!! Just say you want a mommy already”
56:25 - Why is Cinamoroll the best of all Sanrio characters? / Why do you like Cinnamoroll?
57:30 - Will you be playing the new princess peach game?
58:45 - What's your nationality and/or ethnicity? Do you look like your drawn persona?
59:45 - Lia: “I hate that I actually don’t hate the accent now. It kinda grows on you. Like a fungus.”
1:00:00 - Do you listen to Lana Del Rey?
1:01:00 - What is your favorite cake?
1:02:50 - Lia: “Wet and milky??! That’s a really slutty way to describe it” Jess: “Maybe we should bring back slut shaming”
1:03:50 - Do you like boba tea?
1:06:05 - How's your day been?
1:06:30 - What is your go-to snack?
1:07:30 - Do you get in the shower feet first?? It’s very important…(I can’t stand people that get in feet first)
1:08:30 - How tall are you?
1:09:00 - What would you rebrand as if you wanted to change your VA name
Comments
Ace
I could go on a RANT about the astrology part
Camila Souza
Guys, I think what they meant by "feet first in the shower" is like, what do you "wet" first. Like, when you get in the shower and the water is running down, do you go in head first, hands first or feet first?
