America's Sexiest Prison
🕑 Added 2024-11-30 11:02:26 +0000 UTCProducer Michael got tired of reviewing civilian mansions, so he's moved into the luxurious, billion-dollar industry of state-repression. Come and see America's most beautiful prison!
We made reference to the following clip in the video, but we didn't want to include it for safety reasons. Content Warning: Police Shooting an unarmed civilian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuWQE0HZ3IU
Thanks Em for the video suggestion! If you want us to watch a video, pop it in the video suggestions channel on our discord!
Comments
emma hyman
I love that the cop looks like a young Morrissey
s.ophiejohn
i'm a social worker on a minimum security psych ward and it is making me sick to my stomach to listen to that cop talk about the restraint chair like that
taurobolium
late af, but nothing more american than digesting over-engineered, inhumane police detainment methods with costco analogies !!
Trinity
I might be a little dumb and missing sarcasm, but uh steering wheels are just on the left in the US
Cameron Armstrong
i take it back i wanna be a human burrito x
Cameron Armstrong
every minute of this video further diminished my will to ever set foot in the US
spiderkitty
What is this background
Kelip
so many creative ways to detain people wow!
Violabridge
The cop car tour hits different in june '25
Grae
Two minutes in "can we tase somebody?!?!" This one's gonna be rough.
Ehhh
3rd DUI, minor crime; attending a protest, get in the fucking hole!
Moth Alder
boomer humor
graceica
21:50 the most american sentence to ever exist is saying that a cop car interior feels like being a kid in a toy store
graceica
I personally chew on my walls to calm myself down, you guys should try it for your next video
Jan Sitko
If I had that money to upgrade my prison cell I might have just committed 3 DUI s to get away form wife and kids for 2 days.
Quwabo
Next video boy boy go to NJ to have a batt fest
Cat M
Still havenβt got it working, did u?
Lou
I've been strapped in one of those chairs before, not a fun time
Cat M
Iβm a boomer, canβt find the link n only just downloaded discord π€£
Joshi Perera
The discord link isn't working for me! It just brings up a blank screen.. did you manage to get in?
li
Whatβs up homeboys, shit happened and now I canβt afford the yearly subscription, but I think it just went through. Could you please refund it? ππ Thank yew, Li
Christopher Licameli
Boys boys, why are you not live streaming anymore?!?
cruzal
if you click the membership tab on patreon, there should be a link to join. you will also have to link your patreon and discord accounts through the discord settings.
Cat M
Queens how do I get on the discord? Got stream withdrawals
Anton Vogi
too much? ayo?
Alex Shelton
Yeah it's such a tragedy so many people in America literally view incarcerated people like animals (or less than that honestly) right up until they themselves or their dumbass kid gets incarcerated and then they're like oh wow this is so bad like no shit putting human beings in bondage and having them do slave labor for the state or even private companies a lot of the time is bad and then even when they get to that point they still think it's cool to do it to people with too much melanin in their skin
victoria
why is producer michael a sweet baby boy
Kat Reynolds
you've posted about a lot of evil people before. these people are like, goddamn. next level. giddy about how evil they are
Zach McCahon
Alex, will you try to make the cool sticky tracking device for a video?
Neuza
This episode has everything: poop talk, fartsβ mentions and Producer Michael! PM collab when?
Ankie
I want someone to look at me the way Aleksa does when Alex is laughing at his jokesβ¦.Or have someone laugh at my jokes the way Alex doesβ¦.love your bro love my dudes
Tate Havlovitz
are y'all able to do subtitles on patreon?
BonJordo
Can't wait for the drones with Predator vision to start monitoring my daily bowel movement
Em
Glad to see Aleksaβs getting comfortable showing off more boob, so he doesnβt have to worry about that ribena shirt wearing down and showing βmore and more cleavage in each videoβ (his words).
Gnome Chomsky
Imagine porn-cop getting his hair done and eyebrows waxed to impress Producer Michael
gaycapybara
I am getting psych ward flashbacks
tivitect
Aleksa is it true that you record your videos in the prison suite because its cheaper than a studio?
Shaun
My conspiracy theory is that Producer Michael is an undercover agent pretending to be this gullible rich man to expose the absurd opulence these wealth hoarders are living in and spending on instead of redistributing to their community in social programs and charity work
she1by
Right!?
Fishinmymind
Cop looks like a lego man
Kara the gamer girl from Mars
Hooooooot thumbnail
Taegan
we just strap them down π and that's great π because then they can't move their arm at all π
Gavin Chillson
he wanted to fuck the cop
Gavin Chillson
show penis
Cat M
Looks like trump but hotter - 20 yrs younger n less orange
Cat M
Ur electronics fk up coz Alex eats the mic
Strybooo
i love prison