The Overly Dramatic Diary of Severus Snape (Page 1)
🕑 Added 2024-02-07 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
A humorous take on Snape's tendency towards dramatics. The title of this page is called "A Certain Bleakness". Keep in mind, you have only been gone for 3 days. He is the Prince of Drama!
Comments
Kitten
🤣🤣🤣 oh I love this!
Severus Snape
It wasn't a huge hit, but I thought it was hilarious. I would like to do more. I might have to make a few new entries.
HA
I know I'm late to this one, (just came across it) but it hits perfectly with my dry humor bone. Love it! I'm hoping sweet Sev has more diary entries like this. TY ❤️
Kat.
Yourself to blame, Sev? That better just be blaming yourself for sending me out on an errand and not for falling in love! Silly man!
Darling
Sev…dearest…I only went to get us some coffee down the hall. Everything is OK. 🫢🤭🤣
Microlulu
Hahaha 🤣
Ericia Sonata Grimm
For 1 sec I wanna giggle "It's only 3 days you blithering idiot?!" in Prof. McGonagall's voice. Then I realised I probably didn't reassure him that we will be back shortly, or we just didn't tell him what we were doing. Let's give him all the cuddles he deserves♥️ But still, only 3 days my dear 🤣
Severus Snape
It was my attempt at humor. 😁
May 🍉
ALL THIS AND JUST 3 DAYS GONE! Omggggg 😂😂😂😂
Jamie
Omg this reminds me of Snape's Diary by Potter Puppet Pals. Surely it's cannon that Snape keeps a diary if more than one creator has done this. 😂
Severus Snape
Yeah, without the context or title it doesn't hit the mark as I intended. The majority of people on YouTube didn't get it and it was a huge flop. 🤣 Once again, everything I love is everyone's least favorite. It's so funny. I think I curse it by saying I love this or this is one of my best. I laughed the entire time making it and was so excited to post it on Patreon and share on youtube to attract more members, and it was a colossal failure. Oh well. I still want to make more. Same with Pride and Prejudice.
Jenna
I usually read a description first before listening, but this time I listened to this audio twice before reading the description. And laughed out loud !!🤣😅 I went to visit my parents for 3 days... Severus meanwhile: "How does one breathe through such pain...?)" Hahaaaha, I can't 😅🤣❤️ And the music is so fitting, so dramatic !🤣👍 "Sev, I'll be back tomorrow ❤️ Don't cry, my sweet little baby ❤️😅🥰"
Jennifer Williams
Poor sweetheart . I need to come back soon!💔
Severus Snape
He is a dying flower in a vast desert of lovelessness... 😂😂😂 Damn you must give him some good lovin'. This man is starved.
Sarai Soleil-Snape
“I’m wilted.” I’ll be back soon Severus, relax! 😂 The music in this is so perfect!
Severus Snape
Aww, what if he talked to himself in his diary because he had no one else to talk to before you came into his life. 😭 wait this went from funny to sad. Quick, squirt me with the water bottle. Now I'm being dramatic. It's spreading!
Severus Snape
Without the context it isn't as funny. But when you realize he is being even more dramatic by falling apart over your having gone for only a couple days to visit a friend, it's hilarious. At least to me.
Severus Snape
Yay! I had so much fun making this and was giggling the whole time, but was thinking no one else is going to think this is funny. Will they get it? I'm so glad it landed. ❤
Severus Snape
I was thinking about the times he threw tantrums in the books, and I couldn't ignore his dramatics.
Severus Snape
Right? Me too. I was laughing the entire time I made this. Especially when I added the music.
Saiorse
I love and agree with all of these comments but I also had to laugh at the idea that he can only berate himself in his diary because when he does it in person I spray him with a water bottle like a bad cat “no, be nice to my favorite person” so that’s why he’s so mean to himself in here 😂
⚜️ Aimê Souza ⚜️
Omg I didn't know I needed this so bad 🥹
Liv
"You have only been gone for 3 days" is killing me 🤣🤣🤣 I love the drama! That is how I wanna be missed 🤣🤣🤣
Anne
I love this dramatic side of him, he's too much but it's kind of cute !
B.Me.Always
Omg!!! Lol I can't!!! I have and love cats! This is how ive always imagined how dramatic they are! This is brilliant! A great way to start the day is snort/laughing while drinking my coffee! We need more dairy entries!!!!!
Eileen Lyddon
It is quite sweet I guess
Diana Rockwood
You are a genius! I loved this diary!
Diana Rockwood
"A memory of time..." dear, only 3 days... LOL