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Ask Snape a Question

🕑 Added 2023-12-04 18:00:07 +0000 UTC

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Kitten

Professor Snape, If you were to propose to a woman how would you do it and what kind of ring would you give? Would you emphasize a protection charm, a sentiment or a combination of both?

Kitten

Professor Snape, if a woman was to ask you to dance with her, would you do it?

FrequentApple

Hello! Apple here :) I was curious, Professor, what might happen when a muggle tries to brew a potion? Do you need magic to be able to do so, or just the usage of it? Are the ingredients naturally enchanted, or activated manually/magically? If so, would you consider helping me finish a few brews I've been working on? <3

Vixen_the_fox

Hello Severus, just curious as to which kinds of books do you read? Any romance? Maybe something spicy?

Charlotte

Dear Severus, Christmas is near and I want to ask you, what is the perfect gift for man like you?

lizzyk1000

Dear Professor Snape, As a true potions master, what do you believe are the top three potions that you think every witch and wizard should know how to make, and always keep the ingredients for? And if you could please explain why? Most sincerely yours, Elizabeth

Tatianna G

Dearest Professor Severus Snape, Seeing that you professor Snape have a proclivity for caution that could be argued as paranoia and you seem the kind of man to have contingency plans for your contingencies. How did you survive the attack from Nagini? Perhaps you had a special made anti- venom that you always kept on your person, along with Essence of Dittany to close any wounds? Or perhaps something simple like just a bezoar was all that was needed as a precaution? Inquiring minds are dying to know, pun intended. (If he could say my full name instead of my nickname of Tasha I’d be eternally grateful. My full name is Titianna, pronounced tah-tee-ah-nah. I usually don’t go by it because of too many ‘Tit’ jokes because of it. Though if he butchers my name on purpose like the smarmy prat he can be I won’t mind 😆. In fact I get a real kick out of his sense of humor.)

lizzyk1000

Dear Professor Snape, If your chosen partner, came to you, asking for a hug and on the edge of tears, what would your reaction be? ( Perhaps this is with the assumption that your partner is unwilling to share why they are currently feeling that way. ) Sincerely, Elizabeth

lizzyk1000

Dear Professor Snape, Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to answer my question. It is known that both men and women can be very protective of their chosen partners/lovers. So, my question for you is, what sort of situation or series of situations, might trigger a protective or possessive reaction from you? I have also realized you’re a very private person, so please do not feel pressured to answer this question if you don’t want to. Sincerely, Elizabeth

Madi H

Dear Professor Snape, What would you do if I told you that your face is reminiscent of a work of art. In particular, I am captivated by the elegance of your nose and profile with are my favorite features. Your distinct and unique appearance leaves a lasting impression as does your voice. Sincerely, Madison

Tonja

Dear Professor Snape, I recently heard that you were expecting questions about your (previous) life rather than the typically female questions about your physique or certain preferences. I am happy to meet your expectations in this regard, but I ask that you refrain from any possible regressions about me personally. Of course, my questions do not have to be answered if they are too profound. However, I would be honored if I received an answer, even if it was brief. So here are my questions: How did you manage to be active in the Order of the Phoenix and meet the requirements of the Dark Lord at the same time? Was there anyone during this time who supported you mentally - with whom you could and were allowed to simply be yourself without having to fear betrayal? Yes, I know about your past, perhaps even more than is good for me. Despite this, or precisely because of this, I would like to help, provided I can and you accept it. At least I am a very good listener. Always yours - Tonja

Melissa Hash

Dear Severus, what would be your absolute favorite sexual curse or charm to perform on a plaything or pet kind sir?

Jenny

Dear Severus, I'm the shy girl who is sitting in the back. I have a crush on you. If you happened to notice me how would you ease my nerves to feel confident enough to talk to you? Jen

Shazana

Some nights I have trouble sleeping, though that's mostly due to not investing in a good quality pillow. Do you have any recommendations? What are some of your personal favourites? Sincerely, Shaza.

🍰Straw_berries🍓

Dear professor snape, what would you do if your lover told you they were pregnant? Or would you not be that irresponsible? -E.M.

Shazana

Dear professor, in my youth I used to be an avid practioner of karate and judo. Now while I have not practised it for some time, I'm quite confident I can throw you down to the floor and keep you there for some time in a grapple. As a practitioner of magic and the Dark Arts, how exactly would you go about about getting out of it? Sincerely curious, Shaza.

Nath

To the esteemed Sir Severus Snape, I would be delighted if you could spare some time to answer a few questions of mine. 1. Do you enjoy sweets, Sir, and if so, which ones are your favorite? 2. Is there a specific material thing or gift your partner could give you that would truly surprise and delight you? 3. What tends to make you feel instantly angry or irritated? 4. Sir, what's your favorite way to relax and unwind after a long day? That's all, for now. Thank you! Sincerely, Saiory

Shazana

Professor Snape, if a woman were to approach you and engage in conversation, what sort of topics would make you feel a spark of interest for them that would make you want to get to know them more? Sincerely, Shaza.

UniYoon

Here goes nothing 😅 "They say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.... cooking is one of my love languages. What I'm wondering is 1) what your love language is and or looks like as well as how you'd use it to get to MY heart (if I was the lucky recipient of your time and affections) and 2) your favorite thing to eat? 😊" -Unity ♡

Shazana

Dear Professor Snape, if you were a fancy alchoholic beverage; whether its an existing drink or something original, what would it be and why? Sincerely, Shaza.

Sailea

Dear Severus, I've always wondered what would have happened if I challenge you to a duel? Yours, Catherine

Knives Chan

Dear Professor Snape, if I may be so bold. I have two inquiries, similar minds would love to know....if whether you would date, court, woo, however you want to call it, a plus size minority woman who happens to be muggle? And would you ever consider a triad, not a threesome. Your lovely, Magnolia

Clare Ainsworth

Dear Severus, just out of curiosity… why is it all your clothes have oh SO many buttons? 😘 Clare

Julie

“Professor Snape. I’m looking for a new scent. Would you recommend something that you like? Woodsy, sweet and sugary, musk! Thank you. Julie”

Anne

"Dear Severus, where would you take me on a honeymoon if I became your wife ? Anne."

Julie

“Professor Snape, I’m Julie. In honor of my first question to you. Would you share one of your most memorable “First” experiences?”

Jenna 💜😈

"Professor Snape, why do you think the Love Potion is legal and is taught to students? Don't you think that it can be compared to the Imperious Curse and therefore has to be forbidden? Would you personally ever use the Love Potion on someone? Jenna "

Eileen Lyddon

Severus I’m Eileen my question is what would happen if I passes in front of your place and I’m completely wet because of the rain and I’m your crush?

Leah Mighell

So... forgive me, I've had a bit too much wine...it's my birthday and everyone's damn near has forgotten. I would like to ask Professor Snape "Sir, if I was your woman, and it was my birthday, and you found me lamenting, drunk on wine...how would you make my night better?"

Saiorse

Hello, I’m very late to this fantastic thread…but I am so incredibly grateful to have found it. My question is, what does a cozy night in look like for you? Between books, music, wine, by the fireside, or something completely different, what would you want an average stormy winter night with your love to entail? How can she best bring you comfort and peace? 💕🫣

Lily

Sev- I'm curious, if I'd have accepted your apology for the whole 'mudblood' event and given one to you for my anger, what would you have wanted our lives to look like? I still miss you... -Lil

Severus Snape

Yes, he wouldn't have addressed that in the question. I understood what you meant. These were meant to be shorter answers similar to the daily lengths but now that I'm making them exclusive they can be a little longer. Keep in mind he is answering as if he is in an interview so it won't be in long story form. These are also not going to be personal one on ones, that way everyone can enjoy it. Imagine Snape answering it in front of a small audience. He will be playful and flirty, but not as if it is a private roleplay with you if you know what I mean. That may be something I will consider doing in the future as a custom audio product, but I'm so busy right now I couldn't take on commissions.

Zoe Moskal

By the way, Dark Arts Magic… idk if you’ve already started working on his answer to my questions or not but I’m aware it’s quite long - he needn’t read out the part about how I want him to phrase it! (The second person bit). That’s just a guide/suggestion. I know every single line you have him speak will take work and that is totally non-essential!

Zoe Moskal

Dear Professor Snape… (Or may I be so familiar as to address your as Severus?) I have a few questions for you that are interlinked: If you were to take someone on a date, where would you take them and what would you do? What would your ideal evening be like in such a situation and what would your perfect continuation of the date be like once you took them home? Feel free to be as descriptive as you wish, in general and including the locations (including your chamber!) and the…activities. Please phrase this in the 2nd person eg. “I would take you to (the chosen place/s). Thanks in advance! Yours, Zoë

Jenna 💜😈

Oh....Alright, sorry🥺 I never meant to disrespect Alan!!!(( I'm Severus' apprentice and roleplaying with him. Is that okay?(You have the audio about that after all))

Severus Snape

Are you an actual student of age or just roleplaying with him? Out of respect for Alan, I won't be making any content involving student/teacher romance. Unless he is teaching a college course or special workshop for adults for a potion convention. I have certain rules for myself I will never break. There are certain areas that are simply forbidden in my mind and I will never cross those boundaries, and everyone here can trust me to preserve his reputation and essence.

Jenna 💜😈

You said that we can ask multiple questions) 🥰So here is my second one!) And I hope Severus will be quite descriptive in his answer!)😅🫠 Professor Snape, what would you do to me, your apprentice, if I were to walk into your bedroom at night wearing only my thin black robe and absolutely nothing underneath it?) Yours sincerely, Jane. P.S. I'm of age

Jenna 💜😈

Dear Professor Snape, I was wondering, what would you do if one of your Slytherin students, like myself, were to confess their love to you and show constant signs of affection? Have you ever had any forbidden feelings for any of your students? Sincerely, Jane.

Severus Snape

Oh my. This one will definitely be sorted into the exclusive uncensored audio folder. 🤣

Rhia

I've stewed on this all day and I'm going for it. If it's too naughty, you can put me in time out. Darling Severus, What is your opinion on threesomes? Would you ever share your lover with another man? Signed, your dearest Lenore

Jenna 💜😈

I need some time to think about the question, Professor. Do I have time for that?))😅

Jenna 💜😈

yessss, It made me laugh too!!!)) "Blame your parents for giving you a ridiculous name!"🤣🤣 "I don't give a sh..t Lane!!" I am dying🤣 His voice, pauses - as perfect as always!!🥰

Severus Snape

You can ask multiple questions. If this becomes something everyone enjoys, I will make it a reoccuring event.

Zoe Moskal

Hahaha omg this was hilarious! 😅 So Snape-esque! oooh I’ll need to get my thinking cap on… 🤔 Thank you, Severus - Um - I mean Professor Snape - 😳 for giving us Muggles some of your valuable time!! We are so very grateful 🥹