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🕑 Added 2022-09-30 22:20:48 +0000 UTC"Well, this is fucking awkward as hell." I couldn't help but mutter as I realized where I currently was.
In typical DC fashion I was thrown into another dimension after a hiding villain managed to use a powerful explosive on our Zeta teleporter when I was in the middle of transit.
"Why is a hollow here in the Seireitei?" I heard someone say below me and as I looked down, I saw the forms of Ichigo and the soul reaper captain Byakuya Kuchiki breaking apart from one another as they battled one another.
"I apologize but I need to speak for a minute." I said as I landed on the ground in a Sonido that made Byakuya frown at my speed.
"Hey, you the strawberry Mary Sue of the world." I said pointing at Ichigo making him gape at my nonsensical words and my next words didn't help any further.
"Quit being a shitty dense and ignorant protagonist and have that Hat's and Clog's give you real training to have all your other race's abilities unlocked you dirty mutt." I ordered making him turn red in anger as Ichigo was never known as a calm and cool-headed person.
"What the hell are you talking about Hollow! All I have is soul reaper powers." He cursed and I just snorted before bursting out in laughter.
"You are a Vasto Lorde... How did you get into the Seireitei." Byakuya asked obviously unnerved by my presence and I could understand why as my spiritual energy eclipsed his own by a great deal after I had gone to other dimensions to 'train' or more specifically eat monsters that the justice league and people of earth wouldn't know about or not care about.
"Shush... Little captain I will have words for you as well but for now lets the adults talk." I chided him making the noble's face twitch in irritation.
"Now what the hell else could I call you but a mutt? You are an amalgamation of Soul Reaper, Hollow, Quincy, and is capable of becoming a Fullbringer. The most surprising thing is how you haven't exploded like a nuclear reactor from conflicting energies, but with your Zanpaktou spirit actually being the spirit of your Quincy powers and your inner hollow being contained by your human Fullbringer energies. Maybe that combination is what allows you to live." I explained half thought aloud before I shrugged.
As I was fairly obviously broadcasting my hollow energies without care I could feel the other captains quickly making their way to me even abandoning their own battles to see what in the hell a Vasto Lorde Hollow was doing in the heart of the Soul Reapers heart of power.
I could only grin as I saw the first trio of people and here and then another more interesting trio came.
Feeling the titanic spiritual pressure closing in I closed my eyes and merely relied on my spiritual energy to 'see' as I felt the forms of the Head Captain Yamamoto and what was certainly the disguised form of Aizen.
"A Vasto Lorde... I believed after much loss we had dealt with all your ilk?" Yamamoto said as he walked towards me with his cane making loud tapping noises on the way towards me.
"Woah hold on their old man... I need to share a couple little warnings before I make my epic escape that will astound you all for eternity." I said as I very carefully kept track of Aizen as he walked around all but invisible due to his hypnosis already affecting all these people at some point.
"Hmm." The wizened old man hummed before he chuckled. "This old man still has some strength so I suppose after I let you speak; I will kill you and retire these old bones."
Well good to know he respects my strength to know such a battle would all but cripple him, but I had no interest in fighting the fucking sun of all things stuffed into his sword.
"I am afraid you have bigger fish to fry than a simple Vasto Lorde old man..." I said making him draw up short in confusion then I heard the wooden cane encasing his sword creak as I recited a chill poem that made even Aizen freeze.
"Quincy folklore spoke of him as "The Sealed King": after 900 years of being sealed, he would regain his pulse; after another 90, he would regain his intellect; and after 9 more years, he would absorb the power of every "impure" Quincy to make their abilities his own." I then turned to Ichigo and continued.
"Thats how your mother died Ichigo Kurosaki. The King of Quincy's purposefully ripped her powers away in the middle of battle leaving her already half dead and an easy target for that Hollow."
Saying my piece, I looked back to Yamamoto and before I spun around flaring my Haori and drawing their attention to the prominent zero on it. "I am with a certain group Yamamoto knows, and Aizen your little rebellion and plan to become a 'transcendental being' is well known by that damned old monk above us." I said alluding to the scary ass monk who could control the concept of names that was beside the Soul King.
"Now I suggest you all just play nice for now as the Quincy King is back and even stronger than he was before old man." I said making the Head Captain snarl as he knew all too well if I was actually with the Zero Squad, I was untouchable both politically and had the strength to back up my title.
"I do not know what you mean to call me Aizen I am merely one of Captain Gin's lower ranked members in his squad." I heard Aizen speak out and I laughed shortly before shaking my head.
"Even if I was sure I could throw off your hypnosis after dealing with bullshit mind controllers over the years I don't want to take the chance... Aizen go ahead take the little marble plot device and attempt to become the Soul Kings equal. I don't care, just understand that should you kill him then you will need to become or find another lynchpin to hold together reality as he does." I explained making the form of Aizen still before I felt his spiritual essence sealing itself sort off as he probably sheathed his blade, but I still didn't open my eyes.
"Very well I shall play along then." He said finally and then bedlam happened as people began shouting how Aizen was 'alive' and how this how invasion was a plot of his blah blah blah.
Noticing how everyone's attention was on Aizen and how Ichigo had smartly decided to just pick up Rukia and book it I decided it was time for me to attempt my own little escape plan.
"Welp, I will see you all later I am going back otherwise a certain lady is going to steal all my clothes and make terrible outfits with them like the ones you are all wearing." I teased as I dumped most of my spiritual energy into making an ultra-dense Garganta that hopefully would lead me back to the DC universe.
"Stop Hollow! We have more questions!" Yamamoto roared but I had already dashed into my Garganta with it closing behind me as I realized with how spatial unstable my portal was that I may very well not make it directly into the DC universe or even the Young Justice timeline I was from.
