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Chapter 7
🕑 Added 2022-02-23 20:40:34 +0000 UTCIt took Hiro an hour or so to chop down some nearby trees and with using the vines nearby he was able to make a decent ladder to help himself up towards the people held captive by the Yokai's webs and I told Hiro to have all the children gather up all the webbing as magical spider silk ought to be quite useful because despite me being able to shove an unbreakable enchantment on a stick or a set of rags, being able to make more quality stuff would be nice.
I couldn't help but giggle as I saw the big and buff Hiro leading the lost and obviously stressed out of their mind children like a mamma goose would lead their ducklings towards my mountain in the same way he basically came so he wouldn't encounter any Yokai as he had already swiftly dealt with any Yokai that approached him on the way to the cave in the first place.
Now I wasn't just using Hiro as my entertainment I was also experimenting on shoving vast quantities of mana into plants to make them grow far faster than usual while also saturating the ground with my mana that way the plants wouldn't just turn the fertile ground into dead earth from taking all the nutrients from it.
I am proud to have stopped the watermelons who were about to turn in Yokai or something sentient as I was honestly terrified of a war between a watermelon throwing Yokai backed by my infinite mana throwing down with Yuuka and destroying Gensokyo even if it would be fucking hilarious to watch from a distance. I mean just think of a woman with massive breast's just throwing watermelons at Yuuka saying how her roasted seeds were better to eat or something equally dumb.
"Ok Moria no creating sentient life that will likely cause the destruction of the mini world I am residing within..." I muttered and just kept on producing and flying a small stockpile of grains, vegetables and fruits into a large rectangular building I threw up beside the ramp next to my cathedral. "I need to figure out how my magic works in more exact ways as just throwing a fuck load of mana to smash an enchantment onto something probably isn't for the best." I groaned as I for the fifth time had to adjust the freezing air enchantment, I added to the freezer room as the room was either way too cold or just not cold enough.
While I was focused on my work, I felt a rhythmic rapping on my barrier making me reflexively check Hiro and noticed he was already waiting in front of the barrier with his dozen plus children obviously looking tired from the three plus hour march.
I went to open the barrier for him, but I noticed something very irritating stopping me doing so.
"Well, I needed to clap the Gap Hag at some point anyway." I shrugged and with a pop I teleported in front of Hiro who flinched at my abrupt entrance, but my focus was on the small Gap hole floating in the air that none of the children noticed due to it already becoming dark.
"Hello children please come closer to the barrier. You too Hiro." I said gently while sending a message through the axe for him to herd the children through the barrier as fast as he could as there was an intruder looking to interfere with saving the children. Boy did his hands tighten over the axe as primal rage briefly crossed his face before his face smoothed over and put on a cold smile as he herded the children towards a part of the barrier, I made glow as though it took preparation to open.
'When I open it, get all the kids in as I will be attacking them as soon as it opens.' I ordered by sending the thought to Hiro's axe and he coughed and nodded in understanding.
"Kid's you all are going to love your homes so much. I have an awesome dinner and sweets ready for all of you too eat and then we can play some cool games you never got to try." I said making all the children cheer tiredly at getting a good meal and I could tell my divine prescience was providing a good sense of comfort to the kids.
With a loud theatrical hum the golden arches I made into the barrier open and the kids thankfully ran into the barrier instinctively knowing they would be safe here as I had been using my mana to emulate a warm blanket around their consciousness's to make them comfortable but as soon as Hiro picked up the most tired children and literally sprinted in I saw a blur shoot from the suddenly expanding gap and I howled with laughter as Yukari ran face first into the invisible barrier as instead of opening the barrier I instead put a literal age line into it so people less than thirty years old were the only ones allowed in.
"I am sorry Yukari this barrier doesn't allow people who are more than thirty years old to pass through." Left unsaid was me calling her an old lady while she was pissed at said insinuation, she had to seriously consider such words as all the people who tried to force their way into my barrier except for Reimu and Marisa was obviously way over said age and I could have just blacklisted those two in particular.
"You know who I am and are interfering with the duties of the Hakurei Shrine maiden? and worse you literally evicted all the Yokai off of 'Yokai Mountain'" She growled putting emphasis on calling it Yokai Mountain, and I could only smile at her bullshite.
"I wonder what the Shinto gods outside of Gensokyo think of you stealing Mount Oe... Thats the reason for Gensokyo being so successful isn't it?" I asked genially as I had put it together with the original Oni, like Shuten Douji and Ibraki Douji being here as well as the connections to the afterlives and it was the equivalent of Yukari stealing half of Mount Olympus from the Greeks as this place was absurdly magical in all the spiritual hotspots it had.
"I am the god Moria and more importantly I am the god of this mountain." I told her as she winced at me bringing up Mount Oe as I imagine she was still nursing scars from the Shinto pantheon being pissed about that. "You cannot get rid of me as I am the mountain itself." My eyes glowed eerily black light as I stared at her and the wave of mana, I flooded out went past the barrier to press Yukari down and made her stand on the ground and treat me as an equal.
"So, get used to calling it Moria Mountain, as I am here to stay. Oh, also your little priestess is pissed at you. So should go fix that before she decides to just burn down the Hakurei Shrine to spite you." I threw back offhandedly turning around and stomping on the ground and making a dozen horses made out of dirt and covered in thick, soft moss.
"Alright kids. Who wants to ride the horses!" I asked excitedly as the kids saw me shut down the magical woman who came out of nowhere and honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they mentally marked her as a bad guy or something.
"Don't ignore me!" Yukari cried out and I did just that as I made all the horses bow down in front of the children who gleefully threw themselves on top of the horses and just for safety, I also had little wooden vines snake around their waists securing them to the horses.
"Go away old lady!" A little girl cried out and was matched with several other children calling her grandma and other things about her age and then I heard one plucky little brat say her boobs looked mismatched in size and I mentally marked that kid to not allow him to leave as I saw Yukari snap her fingers and a fucking bus was shot out of her Gap at high speeds directly into the barrier with a hollow sounding thud as made the barrier extremely elastic and with a loud pop I yanked the bus inside.
I then pointed at Yukari and gave the kids some sage life advice. "See children that woman is the type of complete fool you never want to grow up into as she just threw a magical cart to us that will easily take us up the mountain!" I yelled making a vein pop on the side of Yukari's face and with a scream of frustration she flew into the large gap she used to throw a bus at me.
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Just Some Guy With A Mustage
Lmao free bus ftw
