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Touhou Chapter 26
🕑 Added 2022-10-10 09:47:33 +0000 UTCSeeing the forms of the dwarves I created in an uneven split between having a few more female's than men groggily come to their feet and look around blankly I realized the dwarves even if they had a teenager's body had a mind only with the bare software in it as Tiamat's blessing didn't allow them to all but sprout a new personality instantly.
"My dwarves, look to me!" I spoke as I gently lifted all the dwarves to look at me.
"You are all my precious first-born children. I have gifted you your life, and free will. I do not demand your obedience only the love a son or daughter has for their father to be given to me." I spoke grandly with my words reaching the newly born souls of the dwarfs and I saw how their eyes changed as they once looked so blankly upon me to become something warmer as they felt the own care, I had for them.
Granted I certainly didn't love them unconditionally like most parents would. But I did care for them in my own way and would kill anyone and anything that threatened them without mercy as they were wholly mine.
"My dwarves remember this in your hearts of stone. I am the mountain god Moria and the stone that makes your very bones is the same stone that makes up my very mountain." After I was done with the minor propaganda and brain washing, I left them briefly to teleport to Old Hell in order to pick up their babysitter that will integrate them into Old Hell and the underground life.
"Hoshigumo Yuugi I call upon you!" I said dramatically as a large spotlight spawned and was beaming upon the large breasted Oni who was nakedly swimming in the Sake river next to the house she had built and having claimed a large part of the Sake river itself.
"Wait! Let me get some clothes on myself first dammit!" The drunk Oni cursed rapidly gaining back her sobriety as she began floating upwards under my control before with a ear popping thunder noise she was teleported from midair into my throne room.
"You need not worry about your nakedness offending me. For the Sake that flows beneath our feet is my very blood, so I have seen and felt every inch of your body as well as experienced ever part of your insides as you swallowed my blood..." I said dully and even the blunt Oni couldn't help but blush at my deadpan tone.
"Anyway I have an important task for you and some Oni's that have some experience in raising children. I have created a new race and with them being a mostly subterranean race I want the Oni tribe who has been drinking fucking and showering in my very blood to take these charges in." I explained and Yuugi's face twitched at my 'demands.'
"Bossman, you mind if I call you bossman?" She went on and I coughed loudly making her choke as all air in her surroundings became a void before I returned it too normal.
"I am your peoples god. If you will not refer to me with respect as Lord Moria, then you will at least simply call me Moria and should you use another name I will punish you. Maybe to start with I will make your taste buds violently adverse to anything with alcoholic content..." I threatened and the large breasted blond Oni did a fucking dive to the floor as she literally cracked the marble flooring with her large red horn as she bowed in such haste.
"No Lord Moria! Anything but the booze! Alright we will take your brats alright! Just have mercy for this poor Oni!" She begged and I sighed.
"Very well I shall afford you clemency this time but make sure the people watching over my dwarves are a responsible sort. I have no problem with them becoming alcoholics like Oni's but they need to have some common sense." I ordered with Yuugi nodding quickly as she leaned back up with her large bare breasts lightly slapping her chest as gravity brought them back down.
"I will send you back to your home. My dwarves will be arriving in ten minutes so hurry up and prepare for their arrival in the middle of the Oni town." After a moment of thought I continued. "Also do not think this as a mere chore, I will compensate your people for their time, do not worry." I ordered with Yuugi bowing in understanding and happiness at whatever I could offer would be great obviously.
"May I ask what you could gift to my people Lord Moria?" She asked curiously as she stood up seemingly uncaring about her nudity which wasn't unusual with how shameless Oni's typically were.
I shrugged blandly replying. "I don't know any miracle in particular you people want? I can give you a rice bowl that will feed a hundred people easily, or something more interesting I don't know what the Oni's need or even want with them having unlimited booze at this point."
Even Yuugi looked introspective of the options I offered and for good reason as the reason Oni's were so rambunctious was because they wanted to fight to steal each other's or other people's booze food, and stuff to sell to get the food/booze. She seemed to just realize that half of her people's equation to a happy life has already been filled out, so she didn't know what to even ask for.
"Lord Moria, may I ask for something for Oni's to fight or just generally some kind of entertainment? I mean the Sake rivers are literally the best thing to happen in Gensokyo period, but we would like something to do after we, ahem as you put it. Fuck, Shower and most importantly drink the Sake within your rivers." Yuugi asked making me hum in thought.
"I have plans to bring entertainment for all of Gensokyo to enjoy so I will send you along for now. But know that your request for such things is already in the works." I said and Yuugi was consumed in a flash of blue light as I teleported her naked self-back into her own home, inside her own bedroom with her drawers loudly opening to unsubtly tell her to get her ass in gear to get ready for my dwarves.
"Was having the Oni's be responsible for your dwarves wise?" Ran asked me as she came out with Sakuya from behind my throne.
"Considering my options were the irresponsible Kappa who are obsessed with making a working nuke to send at America for nuking their population in the real world during the forties... Or the weird Satori sisters who I have no connection with? Yeah, I took the only option I had as I cannot baby sit them with all the people flying around my mountain now with the barrier being dropped." I said mentally tired of having to throw rocks at Yokai and other beings who decide to test my simple rules of not stealing my gold brick road or trying to fly into the town I had created for the humans' children.
Speaking of those human children... I am not a fucking daycare...
I then turned to Sakuya who flinched lightly at the frown on my face. "Sakuya, I have been run around by like a dozen people at this dammed point. Go to the human village and get the elders and parents to come pick up the children my champion saved and if you can have them prepare to live here for a couple of days so they will fall in love with the easy life they can have with modern plumbing do so."
"Yes Lord Moria." She said and before she left, I had another thought.
"Wait a moment... Actually, I have one more chore. I want you to bring back my champion Hiro who has been baby trapped by some girls in the Human Village. Bring him back especially with the ladies he has impregnated as they bear my legacy and power."
As Sakuya bowed with her hand against her maid uniform clad chest, I added one final detail. "Should he resist, tell him for one I am fully capable of teleporting my axe back and you are fully in your right to cut off his limbs to drag him back." Left unsaid and she knew all too well that such injuries could easily be fixed but just that I was willing to go so far and play hardball with my champion showed I was done waiting for the stray to come home.
As Sakuya stopped time around her and I felt her go through my range of consciousness in an 'instant' I looked over to Ran. "Ran what are you to me now? I have Tenma and Yuugi being a priestess basically but other than you wanting to mend the bridges between me, and Yukari I don't really know what to think of you?" I said as honestly, I was already considering her a bit of a friend and an advisor with her very valuable knowledge of the world outside of Gensokyo.
"Well, I suppose after our little time drinking together with Yuyuko Saigyouji and your mother broke more bones than I thought I even had, and I showed my loyalty and kindness even after the fact, would make me at least a sort of trusted friend." She offered and I agreed to her thought process with a nod.
"Fair enough... Speaking of that nice get together I still have this." I said as 'The' Sake barrel made out of divine materials and sapphire that with a single cup of its divine alcohol made me so fucking drunk I thought that making all the cursed rivers of the underworld into Sake was a swell idea was teleported into my lap.
Ran shuddered at the sight of the Noble Phantasm I copied and smiled wryly. "Yeah... Next time should we drink of that blend, be aware that Yuyuko has sworn to steal it away."
I simply huffed with a chuckle as I settled into my throne before I smiled. "Actually, why don't you go invite her for dinner tonight. I am going to reconvene with Tenma and decide what blessing I should give her as my priestess." I said with the kitsune nodding happily. looking forward to the little get together coming.
Ran then left my throne room as I myself teleported towards to where Tenma was talking to a group of Tengu to assign them their patrol routes along my mountain.
Comments
Azazyel
Someone commissioned more so look forward to that
Nile Oplas
Yooooo, let's goo another Touhou chapter
Laplase
Thanks for the chapter
