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Mountain God Chapter 38
🕑 Added 2023-04-18 23:58:11 +0000 UTCI made sure to attach a magical equivalent of a Go-Pro onto Amaterasu. So when she got launched I had a glorious time as I settled back into my throne to watch the goddess have her gel-incased body flying across the strait that separated Gensokyo from the mainland and towards Kyoto in particular.
I actually felt a bit of pity for her stomach as the massive gel block holding her body... Was not aerodynamic at all and thus was cartwheeling through the air after a minute she indeed became as useless as Aqua as her screams of fright turned into crying and then vomiting as even demi-gods had a sense of equilibrium and she had long since passed her bodies tolerance.
"I should have probably given her a helmet as well," I muttered as I saw how she approached the imperial palace of Kyoto and I burst out into laughter as her gel form rammed into a building smashing through it with the goddess clearly still alive as she kept screaming with her voice hiccuping and turning into grunts with each bounce of the gel encasing launching her deeper into the palace.
But finally as she smashed into a massive cherry blossom tree she was instead bounced backwards into hitting another tree and thus her momentum was burnt out with other Youkai screaming as they thought they were under attack or something.
Even as I watched guards rushing towards Amaterasu's position, I was also watching the rest of my domain as other supernatural forces arrived at my lands. From Devils to the Fallen, to Church members, and other factions like the Chinese divine bureaucracy and I think that I saw some Hindu beings but I couldn't tell for sure.
Either way, I was more focused on the hilarious sight of Amaterasu trying to convince the guards that she was actually her namesake of Amaterasu... But with her divinity almost completely taken she obviously had little to no way to prove that especially when the Shinto gods were famous for rarely coming to the mortal world.
"I am Amaterasu! See I even have the flames!" She said throwing up a finger-sized little candle of flame that hovered over her hands, and the guards just looked at her in pity before one of the guards just whispered about how the new fetish of being locked into a wall to be freely used is getting way out of hand, if people were now encasing themselves into gel blocks to launch themselves at the guards of the palace.
"I am not some be dammed slattern who is propositioning you! Take me to Yasaka or I will have you all strung up by your feathers and tails!" She howled at the tengu guards with her own fiery wolf-like appendages trying to force their way out of the gel encasement but she only managed to make her butt stick out the gel with her tail thrashing in the air while her wolf ears were pulled back at the stress she was in.
After a couple of minutes of the guards talking they decided that in the end, she needed to see Yasaka in the end due to the destruction she caused so I was howling with laughter along with Tiamat who was giggling in the depths of the earth as Amaterasu was cut out of the gel block and marched like a common criminal in handcuffs towards Yasaka, the leader of the Youkai side of the Shinto faction.
"Alright heh... Hehe Hahaha!" I said before bursting back into laughter as I finally lost connection with the magical go-pro thing as I accidentally broke it when I flooded it when energy as I saw Yasaka completely lose her shit at the sight of Amaterasu's being led to her in chains and when Yasaka rushed over to release her so quickly. Her loose kimono fell down exposing her massive milkers to the guards and her patron goddess.
"Hehe... Alright time to go play with the devils and fallen who are fucking fighting on my land for whatever reason and getting slaughtered by the Scarlet Devil Mansion girls." I said as I teleported into the midst of the squad of devils and fallen I had never seen in DxD and with a flex of my power I increased the local gravity while pushing away Remilia and Flandre who were fighting a higher-ranking devil and Fallen member each.
"This is the lands of Gensokyo... My lands as I am the god of these lands." I said bluntly and the fallen and devils eyes widened as the increased gravity smashed them all into the ground but I made sure the much higher gravity around the male fallen angel leader of the group and the female devil leader of their own group didn't kill the other weaker ones.
"Wait! We just detected a massive mineral deposit of Agarsite, we meant no harm to your people!" The female devil declared and I rolled my eyes as I looked at the fallen leader.
"Lord Kokabiel told me to cause trouble to the devils who rushed here." He said bluntly and I realized he was a ten-winged angel so he was below the Cadre's or highest levels of the Fallen Angel.
"Well, goodie on you for being honest and as for you." I said nodding to the fallen before looking at the tanned devil woman wearing rather a rather proactive dress. "This is my fucking land and all the mineral deposits are mine to do as I please with," I said cheerily as I stared at the woman and she flushed as she attempted... Very poorly to break through the increased gravity.
"Moria, do you plan to kill them all! I can turn them into dust for you!" Flandre gleefully offered as she skipped over to one of the kneeling devils and before I could react she palmed the man's head and in a poof of viscera that splattered everywhere, he was instantly partially annihilated.
All matter destroyed that her energy touched, not even ashes remained but her control over her powers was so poor after it left her body that she could only partially use her weird Power of Destruction equivalent, which resulted in a massive mess typically as her power could only assuredly destroy what was directly in her hands.
"You killed Kenny Crocell of the extinct Crocell clan! How dare you, you bastards! The devil faction won't forgive you for this!" The leading tanned-skinned girl howled and for a moment I consider spanking Flandre for literally patting someone into a salsa mess but for one that would be weird with how her adult form was so voluptuous and I was more focused on her words.
"Wait his clan was registered extinct right?" I asked and the girl froze. "Then if his clan was extinct then he held no noble name and power so he holds no value. Anyway, you dipshits decided to just land on my land and begin fighting with one another for my own fucking minerals... You will not be pulling an America here and gifting us 'democracy' so you can steal some magical reagents so have fun explaining this to Yasaka you dumbasses." I said grinning as I loaded up the dumbasses in their own gel encasing into a whole row of cannons and then I made a large button and handed Flandre a hammer.
"Flandre smash the hammer into the button so they get launched supppperr far and hit another bad lady." I said giggling manically and the devils and fallen began screaming in their gel-encased forms as Flandre giggled in pure childish delight as she brought down the comically sized 'ACME' themed sledgehammer onto the button and with a loud bell ringing noise a fuse was lit and then in another couple seconds the cannons went off, shooting a couple of dozen people towards Yasaka's temple/home.
Comments
Azazyel
Nah Vali wasn't there at all lol
Asriels
To be honest I really want Yasaka to end up joining him
Wrath of Vajra
Fucking Loony Toons...Show me more. And imagine Jake doing the Dr Livesey walk meme with two other people, matched with a big shiny grin just to annoy the supernatural, and to really sell it home of how much he doesn't so much as give a hot flying falcon fuckery, have him hold a model of his mountain and a skull as he says this. "The words 'mountain' and 'death' should mean the same to you, do you understand?" Or also quote Soldier from TF2 and. "If Momma Tia had wanted you to live, she would not have created me!"
Alexichou90
Did Vali also get launched? I can't tell. Anyways, great chapter!
Azazyel
When its hailing assholes encased in a ton of gel
Basilisk Basilisk
It’s just not Yasaka’s day it seems
