ProfessorS.Obviously
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🖤 Happy Valentine's Day, Love 🖤
🕑 Added 2025-02-14 08:20:02 +0000 UTC(about the photo) He did try to buy you some flowers at the supermarket, but unfortunately the only flowers they had left were lilies
(about the photo) He did try to buy you some flowers at the supermarket, but unfortunately the only flowers they had left were lilies, and he really hates the smell. Sooo... He found this in the vegetable section, and thought it was the next best thing. 🖤
Comments
Peggy
I'm going with the metaphor 🤣
Darling
Maybe if he was Italian I could understand the purple eggplant 🍆 It’s a big one too. So it must be a metaphor for the passion in his pants? A new potion with this as an ingredient? Maybe he wants to make dinner for you, eggplant parmigiana? Or is he bragging about how big and purple Mr. Happy is for you? You decide. I think it’s hilarious.
Elfreyja
Beautiful 💚🖤
