Jacques D'Or
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Origin Story: The Album #1 [MC - What Is Happening?]
🕑 Added 2025-07-23 07:00:10 +0000 UTCLyrics:
I was the background guy, the seat-filler in class
No superpower, no fame, no ass
Evelyn said, “someday,” I thought it was a joke
Amber? Sweet as hell, when she wasn't cloak and smoke
Then bam! Powers kicked in, just took their time
Now every girl that I pass goes to the back of the line.
Suddenly I’m hot, like, nuclear-fusion-hot
And everyone I meet wanna see what I got
Moonsong said she’s pure, like a virgin in a shrine
But five minutes later, she was grinding down my spine
Emerald said, “Oi, love, wanna test my glow?”
Now I’ve got burns I don’t wanna show
Was it my face, or the sex magic?
One week ago, I was socially tragic
Now Lucia’s posing in lingerie
While wanting my dick more every day
Was it my charm, or some power surge?
Every girl I meet just fights the urge
To hop on board the “MC Express”
Even Lady Steel, though she might leave me legless...
Amber’s still in love, but I’m scared to touch
She disappears mid-sentence, kinda sucks
Evelyn’s got eyes that scream “you’re totally fine”
And a “fuck pact” she says was totally a sign
Cat, Meredith, Sapphire, names blur by
I need a spreadsheet just to tally who and why
My calendar’s booked, my dick is sore
I broke a few beds and a few backdoors
Now everyone’s texting at 3AM
Saying “Hey, stranger”, I miss having no DMs
Even my own bodyguard looks at me weird
And whispers, “your pelvis might just disappear…”
Was it my smile, or the freaky powers?
I’ve had more sex this week than I’ve showered
I was a joke, but now they crave me madly,
Got all the girls sayin’ “Please wreck me, daddy”
Was it fate, or just dumb luck?
Either way, I’m a superfuck
Can’t walk the halls without getting flashed
This superhero life escalated fast
I wanted love… now I need a chiropractor
I even fucked a famous Hollywood actor
Every girl I know’s got trauma or a cape
One more hookup and my dick might break
Was it my fate, or the sex mechanic?
Everyone’s thirsty, it’s borderline manic
Lucia’s untouchable with a venomous sneer
But still asked if her “photo shoot booty” looked clear
Was it my heart, or the plot device?
Now I’m wanted like I’m chocolate ice
Evelyn says “Don’t worry, I’ll share you”
And now she’s going down on my whole damn girl crew
One week
Ten girls
Three beds broken
Zero therapy
...Please send help
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Comments
PickerPatron
It's pretty good 😮👍! First time I've seen song lyrics that don't repeat anywhere, normally they repeat the chorus at least twice. And... I didn't know about the three broken beds 🛌🛏️🛌🏻🤣.
P. Paul Castiglione
Oh not, not more than he showers… that has implications
D13R
Good things are happening here. Made my morning!
JD2.0
Hmm, love the song, but for some reason I keep thinking of Billy Idol singing this like "Cradle of Love"... Now that would be epic.
BaeScout83
For those wondering: YES, you can download it directly by pressing the (…) next to ♥.
OneEyedBenson
One word, Brilliant. Even the Wife found it hilarious
Jonathan Hang
Love it ❤️!!! As soon as the beat started, I was already vibing my head to the beat 🎧🎵. I'm going to download it if I can. I was listening out loud; I didn't care if my fam heard it. Music is all about expressing anyway! Besides, we're used to hearing each other blasting music out loud anyway 🤣.
JDOR
I used Suno for this. It's the only one I know of.
天戈 李
That's really good! Could you recommend AI model / service provider for casual music creation?
Zhurgan
A video would be awesome, could even work as a trailer for the game. lol
Jon
Oh Man I nearly pissed myself laughing! Can't wait to download that from Spotify 8-) Hmm I wonder how hard it would be to make a music video of it for Utube? Damn it, now I want more!!
Dastarn77
Kept chucking the entire time. Really good work! 😂
darlic
LOL That was amazing!
