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Society: Under New Management
🕑 Added 2017-11-10 18:37:34 +0000 UTC Hello friends,I am Lord Modeus, current leader of The Society that has been innocently looming in the city for the passed few months. After a couple of... misfortunes involving our previous leader, it became my sad job to relieve him of his duties. Now he was a fine leader and managed to organize a fair amount of growth for our little conglomeration over the passed year. However, as we grow, so must the authority of our head. The body cannot survive, no matter how strong, if the head is soft. I have found the man as a common little girl, a beast, even a pair of female undergarments once. When he became a mother, obsessed only with her family, cooking, and domestic pursuits, it became clear that a new regime had to be installed.
Upon his return to form, he came to his old office and was shocked to find me sitting behind his desk. I offered my condolences for his impending demotion, but promised him an opulent position that would keep him financially secure and meet whatever needs he had. His only loss would be authority and title, a fair trade for his potential earnings. But alas, the man had become too dependent on his position and resisted. He claimed that I had no right to orchestrate such a coup and that our binding contract was still in effect... He was not one to understand the finer arts of Diabolic Contract Composition. Once I explained his lack of action and constant leaves of absence had put him in breach of contract, he sputtered but continued to resist.
So, with a heavy heart, I gave him a new 'position' in The Society. A position with duties that she performs with earnest and gusto. Speaking of which, it is time for her to perform and she is truly eager to get to work so I must cut this letter short. I do hope this change is met with professionalism and leads to further growth in our fine Society in the future.
Regard,
Lord Modeus, Leader of The Society
Comments
NevermoreFox
Unacceptable!
