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Momoka tries Reddit!
🕑 Added 2023-09-20 07:23:31 +0000 UTCMomoka tries Reddit! (or 'Taimanin finds the Internet!' ft. Streaming Brat)
In a distant future (which isn't ours, trust me), the world will be plunged in WW3 and, from it, the fight between ninja wearing skin-tight battlesuits and rapey demons of the Dark World kind will take primacy over political affairs.
In this distant future, the Taimanin, proud heroines (plus a couple of guys, really) are hardened for combat (but crippled in terms of social skills) and protect humanity with the cost of their lives (by getting Bad Ended from time to time). Now, in this world, there are exceptions- not all Taimanins are dumb, not all Demons are rapists.
And since this is the future and the internet is eternal, it is fair to say that some individuals within the both groups had some familiarity with it. A few were just aware of it, but someone like Yatsushiro Momoka was utterly dependent on it.
Some may say she was addicted to the fame generated as it filled her head with the kind of dopamine that inflated her ego. She also made some cash as a Twitch Streamer, was beloved by her ever-distant daddy due to the pocket money he would send her for 'missing on pretty much all of her important celebrations' and she was-
"THE HELL YOU MEAN YOU BANNED ME!?"
The loud screech shook the Yatsushiro Manor, the source of it being the young lady herself as she glared at the Twitch Staff's email she just received after failing to login on her account.
We are sorry to tell you this, but your account has been permanently banned for:
-Multiple cases of nudity; (It was just a few artistic bodypaint gone wrong!)
-Spreading potentially Sensitive Information about a Government-sponsored Program; (Bah, when a journalist does it then everyone calls it 'Free Speech', but when it's me, the daughter of one of the bosses it's illegal! This is just dumb!)
-Using problematic words. (That's retarded, and they know it!)
You will not be given any possibility for an appeal-
"That's bullshit!" Momoka slammed her fists on the desk again, denting it some more. "I am an upstanding streamer and they just banned me for this?! What about other E-Thots?!? Those shallow bitches deserve this more than I do!"
Still, the whining did nothing to lessen the upset. She was clearly going to need more than just bitch and complain to get somewhere with this sort of problem, especially when her daddy was clearly unaware she got caught leaking Taimanin secrets and begging him to use his Twitch’s stocks to move things would only alert him of her wrongdoings.
I-It's not like I am trying to hurt the corps, but I like the kind of compliments I get for doing that!
Ultimately, Momoka contemplated her next move. A migration was needed and she announced it on Twitter. Much to her chagrin, most of her fans bombed her calling her 'cringe' and 'a shitty brat that got what she deserved'.
How come they turned on her like that? She did nothing wrong!
Huffing and puffing, the young kunoichi was soon thinking where she was meant to go: Youtube had banned her first, Rumble was too political, Kick was too suspicious for someone as cute and pretty as herself. There were a few others, but none that matched her wholesome content! Not at all.
"Maybe... I should not look for streaming for a while."
It was an absurd idea, yet it broadened the list of active sites where she could go and...
...
"What about Reddit?"
Or 4chan in that regard.
Looking back at a few insulting comments in the past had called her a 'cringe worthy of Reddit'. And while Momoka had ruled out the place as a 'den for perverts and nerds', that could actually be a good place for a gorgeous princess like her to settle and establish control of one of those subreddits.
Rubbing her palms together and grinning maniacally as she got up from her current defeat, Momoka did just that. Back to her pc, her fingers expertly got all the right keys pressed and she was soon blitzing through the account creation and the choice of her profile image. She chose one of her 'colorful stream' pictures, but resized to show her gorgeous smile and some of her exposed cleavage.
It's ready~!
And as she swiftly looked around, she learned there was indeed a Taimanin-related subreddit but…
r/TaimaninsAreStupid
“Heh?!”
Momoka clicked and checked the posts there. There were more than 10k members and the tags were all about… specific demons such as Orcs, Succubi, Imps, and even Vampires!
The content was generally limited in text, but there were a few absurd links among the most rated posts that led to… pictures. Photos taken years ago and showing some familiar faces getting rammed hard or with their bodies restrained and morphed in unusual fashion.
That’s Asagi-sensei! And that meat cube is Yatsu-sensei?!
Momoka’s jaw hit the floor, her hand still moving the mouse as she checked more and more and… curiosity swelled as she screencapped all she could find there, especially some dumb comments made about ‘tricking more Taimanin with those traps’.
Stuff about teachers and professional members, some that were known as the ‘best’ have actually been raped by various demons. Why wasn’t this being mentioned to any of the students? Why weren’t they told that this was the potential fate they were running against?
Ugh, I think I will up my private training after this disgusting discovery…
At the end of that spelunking session, Momoka was sure she had enough to truly shake her beliefs over the Taimanin doctrine. It was clear that something went very wrong- even more than her just leaking info as this issue seemed to be ongoing from well before she was even thinking of joining Gosha Academy.
In the end, however, she decided to end the day with a single post just before going to bed. She knew it was going to end badly, but she was so into seeing how those monsters were going to react that one of their enemies was now lurking in their community.
I am a Taimanin-in-Training, AMA~!
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AN
Do reply in the comments some questions Dark World’s denizens or mere humans may want to ask to a Taimanin-in-Training!
Comments
MerlinO
Sucubo_tentacular_maestra_de_perras_y_sissys "comenta" ~Rapido ven a mi dirección para ser mi nueva mascota, después podemos unir a tu madre, hermanas y cualquier familiar que tengas, incluso tu padre y hermanos quedarán lindos después de los "arreglos corporales"~
Glitched Knights
No idea if this will come off as funny or depressing, but here we go anyway. Have any of you Twitch-Thots-in-the-making heard of Murphy's Law? Because you're outfits AND attitudes practically scream, "I'm proud and absolutely certain NOTHING can go wrong today!" And Murphy tends to decide to take offense, as usual, against said behavior
