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A Dark Magician's Most Evil Trip 5
🕑 Added 2023-11-02 19:08:55 +0000 UTCA Dark Magician's Most Evil Trip 5 - or ‘Skeletor stomps on Modern Heroes/Villains’ (CartoonLogic!Skeletor goes to MHA)
Eri felt that today was a good day to do a crime.
Many girls her age wouldn’t be thinking of this. They would think of toys, of dolls and… of candy. With Halloween just around the corner, the henchgirl of Lord Skeletor had an idea to produce a successful heist and prove to her da-teacher that she was worthy of more education.
In fact, this was such a stupidly fun and easily done crime that Eri didn’t feel even an ounce of dread as she strolled in a dark alley in the middle of the night while wearing her villainous and most ‘bewitching’ outfit, Miko-nee stalking her shadow as she had been given a rather simple job once they had a way in with the place of the heist.
Then Eri stopped, her eyes aimed upward as she glared at the camera watching the rear door to the facility. It wasn’t looking at her, and she carefully used this blind spot to conjure a quick skeleton. Tiny in frame, but bearing a bow and a single arrow to make up for its limited physique- the projectile soon flung at the camera, destroying it.
The tiny skeleton kept existing, but ditched its weapon as it followed Eri and Himiko into the facility and… the little witch paused as she took to a corner and allowed her ‘big sister’ to do her chore.
Since there were people inside, Himiko had the most difficult task as the ‘oldest of the two’: scare those people away so they wouldn’t cause any distraction while Eri focused on the most important price of their raid, which was the candy that was being produced in this facility.
Yes, Eri-chan and Miko-nee were raiding a Candy Factory!
As Eri sat down by her corner, channeling her energy and mustering a large army of small skeletons, Himiko rushed to the power panel within the facility, shutting it off to remove any sight of them in the dark before setting up the stereo system she had brought with herself.
Several speakers were soon carried around by her own blood golems, setting the devices down in key sections while the workers were baffled by the sudden blackout and-
Those inside were soon screaming together with the bloodcurdling screeches coming from the speakers.
Panic erupted within the facility as Blood Golems were tasked to ‘hug and scare’ those that were running away from the exit. To Himiko, who was laughing maniacally at such a frightful escalation, this was the best she could have asked for her debut as a villain.
And then, it was Eri’s turn to deploy her skeletons as those, carrying on their back some bags, were soon storming the storage area and looting the place with all sorts of candy that they could find.
It took them an hour to get it done, to entirely deplete the storage room, but it took them two hours to get everything else moved away and then stored in the castle’s special storage facility for the planned use of such a resource.
To the police, this would be a huge mystery with no chance for them to find a solution to it, several leads turning this silly crime into one of the greatest unsolved cases in decades.
But it wasn't the end of it as Halloween came, and a message was found by one of the police department with a letter with it: ‘To the police, if you want to truly know who stole candy from the big jar’.
The video was played, several agents had mixed reactions ranging from shock to outright amusement, and it was ultimately a case that shook the country as not even the Heroes knew how to react to this.
All Might himself found it difficult to hold back a few chuckles as he replayed the video for the fifth time, just to savor the pure adorable content that had been released and that finalized a crime whose damage could never be truly fixed.
The video started with a white-haired girl with red eyes sitting on a semi-transparent box containing some of the stolen candy. She wore a witch-like outfit and appeared outrageously adorable in it.
“Salutations, citizens of Japan. My name is Evilette! And I have to tell you all that… I was the one that took the cookies from the jar!”
Cue thunder and dramatic music.
“Now, I am sure you are all confused on why I would do that. Well, I am evil- and that should be enough for you all. I don’t need reason to make a step in a direction, I don’t need reason to do what I feel, and I don’t need a reason to… give all the candy I stole to those children that couldn’t afford it!”
More thunder, and the music was looping.
“Why the poor? Why didn’t I keep it all? These are simple questions with simple answers… my teacher told me that tooth-aches are scary and because it would be a waste to keep so much candy around if I can’t consume it at a reasonable time. Thus, I will send those boxes all over the country, gifting them to families that can hardly give their children candy as the government is not nice to them. They are not great as they wish to be towards those they deem inferior! I, Evilette, am, and I don’t need to oppress anyone to prove it! Nyeh-hehehehehe~!”
The cute but familiar was a telling sign of who was the aforementioned teacher, yet All Might wasn’t sure how Skeletor found such a peculiar villainess to have by his side since she didn’t look too threatening.
“With that being said. I was assisted by my henchgirl and big sister, Bloodmancer. She is… Camera-shy? What’s that?”
This bit was not cut as anyone could hear someone shuffling papers around and then showing it to the girl.
“Oh! She doesn’t like being seen by the camera. So, you will not see her just yet! But you will always remember me, Evilette! Nye-he~!”
All Might was already smiling as the video ended but he was surprised when someone kicked the door of the room open, proving it to be his old protege, Nigheye.
“Sir, there’s a new situation. It’s the Prime Minister-”
“I already told them that the investigation was being tackled by the proper agencies.”
“I-I mean, Acting Prime Minister, sir. He asked for the investigation to be closed.”
…
“Why so?” Toshinori inquired and the bespectacled hero checked the document he was reading from.
“Well, public opinion considered any attack against Evilette to be a sign that the government hates ‘Robin Hoods’ as they highlight the current decline of society. The Prime Minister has thus been forced to resign when his cabinet rioted together with the people in the social media and… well, the acting Prime Minister doesn’t wish to be buried by that wave himself.”
All Might nodded and… smiled. “Then see the investigation closed and we will renew our efforts on the Skeletor’s front. Any news?”
“Nothing much. He has been relatively quiet as of yet, but we expect an attack within the week.”
Allegedly. As they didn’t have a pattern to follow. Despite how ridiculous this villain was and how ‘innocuous’ he was, it was clear that he was moving a full revolution by merely being a villain.
Despite his experience telling him this wasn’t going to be too bad for heroes, there was no doubt that some of the industrialists were going to feel ‘touched’ to know that villains were now targeting them and not the regular people.
And this meant that they were going to force the heroes to think this new threat as even worse of a threat than the League of Villains…
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AN
Next time… The League of Villains suffers a migration.
Comments
Locket
The worst (and best) kind of villain is a villain everyone likes. "Sir, she wants to rule the world." "Give her the key." "But sir-" "GIVE HER THE DAMN KEY."
Alpha_wolf_Omega Beta
Random villains - You mean we can be petty and not get jailed so long as we do our best not to escalate, well then good bye edgelord handy man, hello bone daddy Skeletor - do NOT call me that, dont be naughty. But welcome my new Minions Nyeh-hehehehehe~!
