Patience of a Demon - Part 6 [NSFW]
🕑 Added 2025-05-29 17:00:04 +0000 UTCCrowley finally gets to be a little smug... Now the question is: What is Aziraphale reading??
Leave your theories in the comments!
Again - huge props to calico for the amazing dialogue!
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Yukino Pato
Also congrats on 69 NSFW Posts!!!!
Zoey
Now I want to know if such a book exists
Yukino Pato
Honestly Crowley, it’s Jane, Austen- brains behind the clockebwell(sp?) diamond robbery
Jessabelle
Please tell me there’s a book called “How to Edge your Demon” 🤔
Zoey
That theory needs to be tested!!
Zoey
BETTER NOT!!!
Eva
He’s reading that part of Plato’s Symposium where they talk about how lust can help you discover true beauty, while he is literally inside true beauty, turns out Plato was onto something.
Sanza
I'm going with "The Bewitched Viking" by Sandra Hill because I just know he'd like the sassy red head in there. Or Erotcia Bible: Genesis Part I
DulcimerGecko
Super-illustrated edition, even! Either that, or "The Joy of Sex"
golden
Either that or Jane Eyre
golden
He’s reading my valentine’s human au https://archiveofourown.org/works/63117325
Comicgeekery
Hmmm. Something mushy? Love poems? Or maybe something BLASPHEMOUS!
AMagnificentObsession
The Kama Sutra 🔥
Shevyce
Every panel of crowley’s face is pure gold. Angel better not be reading the Bible right now
Crystal Silhouette
Turns out he's hiding Archie Comics in his textbook.
Margaret_on_the_rocks
Wuthering Heights I'm afraid 😂😂
Zoey
We'd all like to know 😂
lydiablackblade
What's that book Aziraphale? 😆😆
Zoey
There's always room for more steam!!
Zoey
That checks out XDD
Zoey
💜💜💜
Lusive Sheem
Or Genesis 3?
Lusive Sheem
Are we all getting in guesses about Azi's choice of literature? Maybe it's a guide to snake care 😂
Lusive Sheem
Looks like it's VERY MUCH Crowley's area of interest! That lip biting, whew, every time I think it's reached the peak of steamy there's more steam ahhh
Marie Curious
He has mo idea what he's reading and he's been stuck on the same page for the last 30 minutes.
Imaanyi
Did I click 💖 before reading? Of course I did! Was it worth it? More than worth it!!! ❤️🔥
Shelly
He's actually reading incredibly dry legalese to keep himself from finishing too early. Something about property taxes in the 1600s.
Marta
The Bible xD
Danee
Yeah Aziraphale, what are you reading?