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Chapter 28: Scamming Madara
🕑 Added 2025-02-02 09:54:06 +0000 UTC[Senju Hashirama: Madara, You always yell at me and mock me? So why are you so quiet now?
And Tobirama, why aren't you cursing at me? Don’t you love to throw insults? Why aren't you calling me an idiot?]
[Senju Hashirama: Oh, that's right! I just banned you two. Hahahahaha!]
For the first time, Hashirama, who was always scolded by both Tobirama and Uchiha Madara, finally stood his ground. Currently, he was taking great pleasure in relentlessly mocking both of them.
Meanwhile, in the Pure Land, Uchiha Madara was trembling with rage, his teeth nearly shattering from how hard he was clenching his jaw.
Three minutes!
Did anyone understand how agonizingly long those three minutes felt? Never in his life had Madara felt time drag on for so long.
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Finally, the three-minute ban was lifted, and his freedom was restored.
[Uchiha Madara: Hashirama, you bastard! How dare you—]
[Group member Uchiha Madara has been banned by Moderator Senju Hashirama for three minutes]
[Senju Hashirama: Madara, when will you finally learn your lesson?]
[Makoto Ito: Damn….!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Brother….]
[Namikaze Minato: Why am I getting chills now?]
[Hyuga Hizashi: Me too!]
As Madara found himself banned once again, Tobirama’s ban also came to an end.
[Senju Tobirama: Big Brother, Please don't ban me again. I swear I won’t speak ill of Madara anymore!
[Senju Hashirama: Now that’s my good little brother!]
In the Pure Land, Madara had a ferocious expression after being banned twice!
“Curse you, damn Hashirama! That bastard, that fool, that—Arghhh! Damn it!”
But there was nothing he could do about it except staring at the chat in frustration.
[Makoto Ito: Hahaha…Madara, how are you feeling right now? Do you feel helpless? Do you feel like you're being unfairly treated?
Well, let me remind you. While the moderator has the power to ban you, I have the authority to lift the ban whenever I want.
Of course, I wouldn’t just do it for free. So, you understand what I’m getting at, right? If you want me to unban you, you need to make it worth my while!]
Hearing this, Madara, who was blinded by rage, no longer cared about whether Makoto’s strength would interfere with his grand plans.
Right now, his desire to get back at Hashirama was above everything else. Without hesitation, he sent a gift to Makoto.
[Group member Uchiha Madara has gifted Fire Style: Great Fire Extinction to group leader Makoto Ito]
Makoto's eyes sparkled with joy as he quickly accepted the gift. "Nice! Another powerful ninjutsu for my collection.”
[Group leader Makoto Ito has lifted the ban on group member Uchiha Madara!]
[Uchiha Madara: Hahahaha! Hashirama! Didn’t see this coming, did you?! I’m back, and I swear I’ll—]
[Moderator Senju Hashirama has banned group member Uchiha Madara for three minutes!]
Madara hadn’t even finished his sentence before he was banned again.
For a moment, he was completely dumbfounded.
He had been so blinded by rage that he had forgotten something crucial. While Makoto has the authority to unban him, Hashirama could just keep banning him again and again!
This meant he had just given away a powerful Fire Style jutsu for nothing. He couldn't even speak a full sentence before he got banned.
Madara sat there, staring at the chat screen in disbelief, his whole body trembling with frustration.
[Makoto Ito: Oops! My bad. I totally forgot about it. First Hokage is still a moderator. Even if I unban you, he can just ban you again. My sincerest apologies】
Seeing this play out, the other group members were completely stunned.
This was pure evil!
What if this sort of thing actually happened to them? Just the thought of it gave them chills.
Meanwhile, Hashirama continued to provoke Madara.
[Senju Hashirama: Hahaha! Madara! You always called me an idiot, but look at yourself now.
Who’s the real fool here? Did you forget I’m the moderator? Did you forget I have the power to keep banning you? This is hilarious! Hahaha!]
After seeing this message, Madara screamed in anger. “HASHIRAMA!!”
After he calmed down, he began to think of a way to get revenge.
"Wait! Didn’t Makoto mention there was a duel function before? I’ll challenge Hashirama to a duel! I’ll make him pay and beat him until he’s spitting out teeth!"
Immediately, he started searching through the group functions.
And at last, he found it.
Without hesitation, he immediately clicked the button.
[Group member Uchiha Madara has challenged group member Senju Hashirama to a duel!]
[Senju Hashirama: Hm? What’s this?]
[Makoto Ito: This is the duel function I mentioned earlier. Group members can challenge each other, and if both sides agree, the duel will commence immediately.]
[Senju Hashirama: Oh, I see!]
Looking at the duel request, Senju Hashirama grinned mischievously. Then, without a second thought, he clicked "Reject."
[Group member Senju Hashirama has rejected the duel invitation from group member Uchiha Madara!]
[Senju Hashirama: Hehehehe! Madara, you must be furious, right? Are you itching to get revenge?
Oh dear, I’m so sorry! But I just don’t feel like fighting! Kekekeke!]
As Madara stared at the notification, His whole body trembled, his hands clenched into fists before screamed out.
"HASHIRAMAAAAA!!!!"
[Makoto Ito: Just a friendly reminder. The group leader can override duel requests and force them to happen. But, of course, I wouldn’t do that without proper incentives]
Seeing this message, Madara immediately took action without missing a beat.
[Group member Uchiha Madara has gifted Fire Style: Fire Dragon Flame Bullet to group leader Makoto Ito!】
Seeing the notification, Makoto’s excitement soared through the charts.
"Another Fire Style jutsu! Madara, you’re the best!"
[Group leader Makoto Ito has initiated a duel between Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara!]
[Reminder: The loser of the duel will receive a punishment!]
Madara suddenly froze. ‘Wait… what? There’s a punishment?’
But at this point, he was too furious to care about it.
He just wanted to punch Hashirama straight in the face!
[Preparing to enter the duel arena!]
As the legendary figures were about to clash, Makoto was grinning from ear to ear. "Perfect. Now, let's see what kind of punishment the chat group has in store!"
……………
[Namikaze Minato: Whoa, are they really going to fight?!]
[Senju Tobirama: I think Madara is walking straight into a trap]
[Uchiha Izuna: What did you just say? Shut up, Tobirama! Do you want a duel too?]
[Senju Tobirama: Bring it on! I’m not scared!]
[Hyuga Hizashi: Ah, if only we could witness this battle with our own eyes! These are legendary ninjas, after all!]
[Namikaze Minato: Yeah, it would be amazing if we could actually watch it!]
