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AN ADVENTURER DRAWS NEAR... (JANUARY 2023 POLL))
🕑 Added 2023-01-08 16:00:03 +0000 UTC
AN ADVENTURER DRAWS NEAR! COMMAND?
You are a magnificent wizard and you are being confronted by a pesky adventurer! Luckily you have an array of powerful spells at your disposal to resolve this problem. Spells that will change her form and render her unable to attack you so you may escape to your lair!
SLIME - The only threat she'll be to you as a slime is a slipping hazard!
HARPY - Let's see this bird brain try to swing a sword without hands!
GOBLIN - She will be gobsmacked to find that it's not easy being green!
MIMIC - She won't be able to get to far if she's trapped in a treasure chest!
Comments
Squish
When comms happen again, I want the goblin tf here
PoisonNyalien
I may have voted slime at first, but now I want her to become a box.
