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The Benefits of Saving Veela- Chapter 35

🕑 Added 2023-07-26 22:20:03 +0000 UTC

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A13

"* depraved purring ensues *" Depraved purring is my new favorite sentence fragment...

GhostnKC

did he spend any time in Alabama? that had me dying of laughter.

Pope Yoda I

* A lone figure sits before a warmly crackling fireplace, their silhouette illuminated in the trademark 'Mr. Burns Pose #3'. A fluffy, white cat sits in his lap * "Tell me gentlemen. Was your brother repeatedly dropped on his head when he was a child?" * Both of the figures sitting across from him shake their heads in unison * "Did one of you grab him by the ankle, swing him around like weaponized autism and bash him headfirst into things during a rousing game of 'Mace and Men'?" * More head shaking * ".....did he ever spend any time in Alabama?" * synchronized shrugs this time * "Alright, gentlemen, you may leave. Remember, 0-Dark-30 in stairway 4 for the commencement of Operation: Gank the Ginger." * snickers follow their departure * "Daphne, I don't know why your animagus form is a fluffy cat, but I am loving the fetish material." * depraved purring ensues *


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