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Volume 1: Chapter 1: Zerg and the Chat Group
🕑 Added 2025-04-29 15:10:27 +0000 UTC"Zerg!" (Hungry!)
A small figure stood on a broken man-made platform.
He raised his hands and shouted at the small purple creatures standing in front of him.
"Gah!" (Food!)
"Woo!" (Search!)
"Ka!" (Eat!)
The three little creatures also raised their cute paws.
Then they scattered and dived into the underwater city, trying to find food to fill the stomach of their master.
"Zerg!" (So hungry!)
The little figure sat down on the spot, covered his stomach with his hands, and looked at the deep blue sea in the distance with a distressed face.
The looming barrier blocked the influx of seawater, but it also made the source of food extremely limited, and the only way to obtain food was to search for abandoned cities.
I'm so hungry and want to eat something.
There are only such simple thoughts in the little head.
[Dimensional chat group has been established! ]
Suddenly, a strange sound rang in my ears.
"Zerg?" (Where does the voice come from?)
The small figure looked confused.
He raised his head and looked around for the source of the sound.
But no living creatures existed.
From what she could sense, only the worker bees from three swarms were active.
and--
What is a Dimension Chat Group?
Can I eat it?
This thought popped into his mind.
An illusory light screen appeared before my eyes.
【Host, please name yourself. 】
"Zerg?" (What's the name?)
[Group leader's name: Zerg, confirmed.]
[Host, please pull chat group members. 】
"Zerg?" (My name is Zerg?)
Zerg blinked his eyes, confused.
He was only a few days old and he was completely unable to understand this thing.
"Zerg?" (What is pulling chat group members? Can you eat it?)
[Host, please pull chat group members. 】
"Zerg!" (Hungry, food, eat!)
Zerg said in a somewhat pitiful tone.
However, the mechanical electronic sound remained unmoved.
[Host, please pull chat group members. 】
[The host has failed to pull chat group members for three times, and is automatically pulling...]
[Pulling group members...Pulling successfully! ]
A white-haired head appeared on the illusory light screen.
The group name is [Ultimate Giant Cute Paramecium! Kiana Kaslana ]
…………
In a small house.
The white-haired girl's eyes widened as she picked up a spoonful of instant noodles with a fork.
Just now, a strange sound rang in her ears——
[Joining the dimensional chat group...Joined successfully! ]
Then an illusory light screen appeared in front of the girl.
"???"
What is this?
Kiana Kaslana's brain is a little insufficient.
Before she could figure out what this strange light screen was, a message appeared -
[Hungry Zerg: Hungry! I want to eat! ]
[Hungry Zerg: There is only stone and metal in the city! ]
[Hungry Zerg: Stone tastes terrible! Metal tastes terrible! ]
【Hungry Zerg: Food! Eat! 】
The white-haired girl slowly opened her mouth.
He didn't even notice that the instant noodles he had already picked up had fallen.
This guy looks so pitiful.
The names all sound very hungry.
Although this [Dimensional Chat Group] is very strange, at this moment, in front of the righteous girl Kaslana, there is a poor guy who is starving!
Kiana said she would never allow such a thing to happen in front of her.
[Ultimate Giant Cute Paramecium! : Where are you now? I have a lot of delicious food here! Tell me your address and I will send it to you right away! ]
Without any instruction, she mastered how to send messages in this so-called dimensional chat group.
But the ID that popped up above made Kiana Kaslana stunned.
The Ultimate Giant Cute Paramecium! Paramecium?
The last three words are superfluous!
I am not a paramecium!
Kiana stared at the light screen with gritted teeth.
What’s even more abominable is that this broken thing can’t even be renamed!
If she could change it, she would definitely change it to [Ultimate Giant Cute Paramecium! Kiana Kaslana! ]
[Zerg is full of expectations: Food? Food? I want it! ]
[Zerg is full of expectations: I want food! ]
Why can this Zerg change his name?
The white-haired girl wanted to protest.
Then a light screen popped up in front of her——
[Poor Zerg is hungry, do you want to summon him and feed him? ]
At the same time, a picture appeared.
It was a ruined city. A small figure was sitting in the ruins with his legs hugged, looking pitiful.
“…”
Kiana was unable to say no for a moment.
A ruined city, young and immature children...
In an instant, the white-haired girl imagined a content of 100,000 words.
"I agree!"
Kaslana is the People's Shield!
If she sits back and does nothing, then she will not be worthy of bearing this name!
Kiana is on fire!
She put down her fork and searched through the boxes for the only food she had.
A box of instant noodles.
There was no other way. I had just arrived in Nagazora City and hadn’t found a job yet. I even had to rent a house with the little money I had left.
She bought the instant noodles with her last bit of money.
But even in such a poor situation, Kiana still decided to help this poor child!
…………
"Zerg!" (Eat!)
The white and tender little feet stepped on the ground, and Zerg raised his hands and cheered.
A deep hole appeared in front of him, and ripples appeared.
"Zerg!" (Eat! Let's go!)
The small figure rushed into the portal impatiently.
…………
