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Volume 1: Chapter 149: Saint Freya's Paradise
🕑 Added 2025-08-02 15:15:57 +0000 UTC"Huh?"
Kiana Kaslana felt the wetness on her neck.
Looking down——
It was the misty eyes of the little figure.
For a moment, the white-haired ball felt as if she was holding a super attractive kitten.
I really want to push him to the ground and then...
The girl blushed.
The dangerous thought that just flashed through her mind made her feel that she was becoming strange.
"Rustle, rustle."
The body in her arms began to rub against hers.
"Ze, Zerg!"
Kiana Kaslana felt something strange happen when her chest was rubbed.
She had to lift Zerg up—
In this way, you can stay away from your body.
"Kiana~"
With a blush on his cheeks, Zerg called out Kiana's name in this trembling voice.
"Hug~"
He stretched out his hands.
“…”
Who can endure this!
Kiana Kaslana had to painfully fulfill the little child's wish.
Then she was speechless.
Because I could see Zerg's face so close to me.
“Crack.”
The sound of a camera rang out.
Bronya looked at this scene expressionlessly, which deserved to get her sent to the police station.
She also didn't expect Zerg to have this kind of reaction after drinking.
I took a look at the ingredients of the wine——
In addition to edible alcohol, there are also strange ingredients, such as lemon juice.
Who would use lemon juice to make wine?
"Kiana, you don't want to be sent to the police station, do you?"
The gray-haired girl shook the camera in her hand.
The picture captured was an unsightly one.
If she were sent up there, Kiana Kaslana's student life would probably be over soon.
There was no use yelling.
But Kiana never thought about it——
Zerg's first time was with Bronya!
In the dim light under the bed, there were ambiguous breaths, intimate contact, and two girls standing beside the bed.
Very exciting.
"you!"
Kiana glared at Bronya.
But she also felt very bad.
If Aunt Theresa saw this——
I will definitely punish myself!
Maybe she will really be kicked out of St. Freya Academy!
"Give me Zerg."
Bronya Zaychik put forward her conditions very clearly.
The heavy-duty bunny is on its way.
Mei Raiden was still searching Kiana's room in vain, but she never expected that Zerg had appeared.
"Me!"
The white-haired ball looked at the photo on the phone——
The two people who were in close contact looked very beautiful.
If we can ignore the fact that one of them is too petite.
"Um?"
Bronya placed her finger on the send button.
"Then give me your phone!"
Kiana had to swallow her anger and said.
Theresa knows the whereabouts of the stinky dad.
So I have to stay in St. Freya Academy.
If I were kicked out -
She won't be able to find her stinky dad.
But I still want my dad’s blessing!
"Okay, but you have to let me hold Zerg first."
Bronya took a few steps back instead.
She felt a little insecure without the heavy-duty bunny around.
In close combat—
Maybe I really can't beat this muscle idiot.
“…”
Kiana Kaslana looked at the gray-haired girl suspiciously.
Why did Bronya take a few steps back to create distance?
Her mind was spinning frantically.
If she hadn't been unable to defeat the heavy-duty robot, she would have already pinned Bronya to the ground, snatched her phone and deleted the evidence.
"Sister, can you feel that robot of Bronya's?"
So, the white-haired dumpling asked for help from another self.
"...Then give up control of your body first, Kiana."
The Herrscher of the Void is ready to make some moves.
Although Kiana blocked her Honkai energy, it also allowed her to do certain things without any scruples.
After all, Zerg can absorb Houkai energy through close contact——
If the collapse is gone, she will just go back.
But at this moment, she couldn't mobilize the Honkai energy, so even if the Honkai energy was gone, hse wouldn't roll back!
Doesn't that mean you can do whatever you want?
“…”
Kiana knew what Puffer Sister was thinking without having to guess.
There is a wolf in front and a tiger behind, how hateful!
Even if she is her younger sister, she will never let Zerg go!
Never mind, let’s take a gamble!
The white-haired ball was determined.
"Okay, I'll give Zerg to you now..."
Kiana Kaslana took a few steps forward pretending to be unintentional.
After the distance is shortened to a certain extent——
She rushed forward, holding Zerg in one hand and grabbing the phone in Bronya's hand with the other.
“…”
The highly intelligent anti-entropy agent threw the phone into the air.
Kiana's gaze also moved upwards.
Then her arms relaxed.
Bronya Zaychik hugged the little child.
Stupid Kiana's thoughts are so easy to guess.
All you have to do now is run...
A warm and soft feeling came.
The girl opened her eyes wide.
She couldn't help but let go of the blockage.
Then explorers began to explore every corner.
“Boom.”
There was the sound of a cell phone falling to the ground.
Kiana Kaslana's eyes widened.
Her hand remained stretched out.
The white-haired ball looked at the two people——
She was speechless.
Is this also in your calculations, Bronya?
“…”
Although she couldn't speak, Bronya still raised her eyebrows.
As if it were a provocation.
Although doing it secretly has a different flavor, tasting it openly at this moment is also a good experience——
Especially in front of the victims.
"Let him go, you bastard!"
Kiana was angry.
A moment of carelessness led to the loss of Zerg.
She felt like she had a green hat on her head.
"hehe."
Bronya Zaychik shrugged.
She will never let go of something she has obtained.
I gave my first time to Zerg.
"BronyaBronya"
The little child rubbed the girl's neck like a cat.
Zerg's eyes narrowed slightly, and he exhaled warm breath, hitting the girl's skin.
“…”
Bronya caught a glimpse of the little figure's expression from the corner of her eye, and her throat moved slightly.
This amazing charm... is really hard to resist.
That delicate and lovely face, that innocent expression, coupled with such seductive movements.
I really want...
The girl's eyes were a little dark.
"!"
Kiana felt like her hat was even greener.
She glared at the girl who shamelessly refused to let go.
"Let him go!"
I can't help it!
No woman could resist the urge to punch in such a situation.
She wants to blast this woman's teeth apart!
“Crack!”
The phone fell to the ground and was crushed.
"Kiana, Bronya."
A female voice sounded.
"You haven't returned to St. Freya's Academy yet?"
Himeko Muruta appeared with Rita.
She just received a call from Theresa.
The little nun sounded as if she was about to cry.
"Himeko, help!"
Theresa's voice sounded miserable.
"Wait, stop licking me!"
The information in the communication seems a little strange.
Himeko Murata didn't know what happened at St. Freya Academy, but it didn't seem like anything serious.
She plans to go back and take a look.
Naturally, the S-rank Valkyrie from the Mission Headquarters also took the opportunity to request to go along.
As a result, looking back -
Kiana and Bronya haven't returned yet, and they are even in a tense situation.
"Teacher Himeko, Kiana is trying to bully me."
The gray-haired girl said decisively.
Without the Heavy-Armored Bunny, she would definitely not be able to defeat this muscular idiot.
The other party's performance in the practical class was quite scary.
Pure force makes the brick fly.
Skills are nothing compared to the power of Kiana Kaslana.
So at this time we need external forces to check and balance Kiana!
She hugged the little child tightly.
Fortunately, Zerg did not continue his previous behavior—
Otherwise, he would be kicked out of St. Freya's Academy.
"You!"
The white-haired ball was so angry that she couldn't speak.
"?"
How come after not seeing each other for a while, Kiana started bullying Bronya?
Murata Himeko was very confused.
After a few days of contact, she had a general idea of Kiana's personality.
A pure hot-blooded fool, it is impossible for her to be bullied.
Is there any misunderstanding?
"Kiana, do you want to teach this woman a lesson?"
The devil's whispers emerged from the bottom of my heart.
"Just give me control of your body."
The words of the Herrscher echoed in my heart.
As long as she is given control of the body, what happens next will have nothing to do with Kiana Kaslana.
The one who beat people was the Herrscher of the Void. What does it have to do with Kiana?
"call……"
Kiana Kaslana took a deep breath.
"No."
She refused.
The golden glimmer in her eyes faded.
The white-haired ball suppressed her anger.
"We'll talk about this later. Something happened at St. Freya's Academy, and we need to rush back immediately."
…………
“…”
Theresa huddled on top of the cupboard, trembling.
Her nun's uniform was a little torn, revealing a little bit of white.
As for why the clothes were torn into pieces——
The little guys who are having fun in the office are the culprits.
I don't know why, but the little guys who are usually very active——
The level of activity suddenly increased tenfold or even ninefold.
I originally wanted to go out to get a glass of bitter melon juice, but as soon as I opened the door, I was surrounded by a group of little guys.
There seemed to be screams of surprise from female students outside the window.
Then, her clothes were bitten, and Theresa fell to the ground without warning.
Then she was almost licked into a fool.
She finally broke free and climbed onto the cabinet.
“Gah!”
Some little guys were having fun in the office.
But more little ones were squatting under the cabinet, looking at the little nun above.
"Himeko, help!"
Theresa trembled.
Although I usually stroke the little guys' heads to relieve stress, I still couldn't accept being licked like that just now.
"Principal."
A female voice was heard.
The calm and reliable female student walked in.
Fu Hua opened the office door and saw the little guys all over the floor.
“…”
There are too many.
She couldn't bear it.
On the way here, I was almost pushed down by a group of little guys.
The outside world has become a hell on earth——
Saint Freya's Valkyries were pushed to the ground and could not bear the licking.
There was laughter everywhere.
Fortunately, I knew a little bit of martial arts and was able to break out of the encirclement.
But in such a small space, dealing with so many fast little guys——
There was nothing she could do.
After all, these little guys have no ill intentions, they just lick people until they keep laughing.
"Fu Hua, save me!"
When Theresa saw that the visitor was a very reliable A-rank Valkyrie, her eyes lit up.
"Principal, I have something to do and I'm leaving now."
Fu Hua closed the door without hesitation.
“Boom!”
I seemed to hear the sound of something hitting the door and then sliding down.
“…”
The reliable Valkyrie wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.
She almost died.
What happened to cause these little guys to become so active?
On weekdays, they would just frolic in the open space of St. Freya Academy, or chase after the Valkyries during training.
But I would never do the behavior I am doing now.
“…”
Theresa's complexion turned gray.
Fu Hua ran away, so who will save her?
By the way, you can call that miko over!
The little nun's eyes lit up.
Then she remembered that Yae Sakura didn't seem to have a cell phone yet -
Because the miko from hundreds of years ago is still trying to keep up with the times, she can't use a mobile phone, so she said she doesn't need it for the time being.
"Principal, you can ask your Judas to help."
Fu Hua sent a message.
Theresa almost forgot that she still had Judas.
After all, when she was slacking off, she would forget everything and only focus on the Homu comics.
"Judas, save me!"
Theresa called out to her companion.
A glittering golden cross flew in.
Theresa breathed a sigh of relief after catching Judas.
"Judas, take me out!"
She ordered.
Soon the cross carried the little nun away from her office.
“…”
The situation at St. Freya's Academy was now dire.
The Valkyries are being chased everywhere.
Once caught up -
You will be thrown to the ground, and soon you will have to laugh out loud, and finally you will faint from laughing.
"Mmmm."
A balloon flew over.
"Do you know what happened?"
Theresa asked subconsciously.
After all, this balloon belongs to the same group as the little guys.
"Mmmm."
Balloon took out a notebook and a pen, and then started moving quickly.
Theresa soon saw a picture -
A bottle with a lemon on it + a little kid = a little guy (↑)
"???"
What does this mean?
Theresa thought about it.
The image of the little child is Zerg.
This is easy to see.
What does the bottle with a lemon image on it mean?
Wine with lemon in it?
The little nun opened her eyes wide, as if she gradually understood everything.
Who the hell gave Zerg alcohol?
