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Volume 1: Chapter 109: Don’t blame the uneven road for your bad behavior
🕑 Added 2025-06-24 15:25:08 +0000 UTCIn the wilderness. A black high-end convertible SUV is moving forward. "How's it going, Zerg? It's fun to drive, isn't it?" W leaned b
In the wilderness.
A black high-end convertible SUV is moving forward.
"How's it going, Zerg? It's fun to drive, isn't it?"
W leaned back in her chair.
Although it was the passenger seat, she did not wear a seat belt.
“Fun!”
The Swarm Master holds the steering wheel.
This is a toy that has never been played with!
“…”
I must be crazy to get in this car!
The female assassin who was also in the car looked at the little kid driving without a license, and W who simply taught Zerg how to drive.
This car is bound to flip over sooner or later!
Ascalon sighed.
Kal'tsit stayed at the previous place, and then asked her to take Zerg to find Her Highness Theresa.
As a result, the team went from two people to five people——
A Sarkaz madman who encourages people to drive without a license and is not afraid of overturning the car.
Zerg had never driven a car before. He just learned how to step on the accelerator and brake and how to use the steering wheel.
Skadi dotes on her children to no end.
The well-behaved pardoner, Qui'saršinnag.
"Skadi, aren't you afraid that Zerg will overturn the car?"
Ascalon looked at the calm and reliable girl.
"No."
Skadi turned her head and looked at the female assassin.
Even if the car flips over, it's okay.
She is a deep-sea hunter, so it would be no problem for her to protect Zerg in a rollover accident.
"As long as Zerg is happy."
The Deep Sea Hunter said so.
If Zerg thought driving was fun, then she wouldn't stop him.
If Zerg thought driving a big car was fun, Skadi wouldn't refuse.
"What are you afraid of? We will be fine even if the car flips over."
W crossed her legs.
She felt the wind blowing towards her and squinted her eyes comfortably.
"But it won't work if it delays the journey."
Ascalon was worried about Theresa's safety.
"That prince is accompanied by the famous genius commander of the Tower of Babel."
W sneered when she heard this.
She had heard of the commander's achievements -
It can be said that every battle can achieve its goals.
From being driven out of Kazdel to returning to Kazdel and gaining a foothold, Theresa owes a lot to that genius commander.
Wouldn't such a person know that this was the best time to assassinate?
“…”
It is precisely because that person is beside His Highness that Ascalon is worried.
Because that wise man has been called the evil spirit of Babel.
She suspected that the other party was using His Highness as bait to tempt Theresis to mobilize troops from other regions to surround and end the Demon King of Sarkaz.
even--
It is not impossible for Theresis to take action personally.
The female assassin felt a little worried.
She studied under the regent, so she knew how powerful Theresis was.
One of the six heroes of Sarkaz.
This title is paved with a wealth of achievements.
"Zerg has accelerated to the fastest speed!"
Because the little kid couldn't reach the accelerator with his toes, he had to use his spiritual power to hold the accelerator tightly without letting up for a moment.
“…”
The female assassin was stunned.
She looked at the speedometer—
It has reached top speed.
The wilderness of Kazdel has always been rough and unforgiving.
Is it really okay at such a fast speed?
Strangely enough, she only felt the violent bumps at the beginning, but now she didn't feel any bumps at all, and she didn't even feel the feeling of the strong wind blowing on her face.
Is Zerg such a good driver?
The little child held the steering wheel with great joy.
The omnipotent spirit can make off-road vehicles move on rough terrain as if it were flat ground.
After all, he hadn't fastened his seat belt before, and when Zerg increased his speed to the fastest, he was almost thrown out of the car.
Fortunately, Skadi was quick-witted and grabbed the child who was half thrown out.
Then Zerg learned his lesson -
At this moment, the off-road vehicle was driving on the hard psychic ground, keeping a certain distance from the ground.
"I'm really crazy."
Ascalon shook her head.
If she were driving, the ride would be extremely bumpy and uncomfortable at such a high speed.
“There were no attacks along the way.”
W looked at the nearby scenery.
Ursula's team was found, and it was obvious that there were spies of the Pardoner nearby.
Then it is certain that a vehicle will be found to have left the team alone.
It's just that after so long, nothing exciting has happened.
The Sarkaz girl found it boring.
If it were her, she would have to set up some roadside bombs.
As a result, there is nothing now.
On the road, the mines that were buried in the ground in advance are working quietly, waiting for the arrival of a lucky person.
The premise is that the car can step on it.
"What kind of Originium technique is that?"
On a high ground in the distance, some Sarkaz dressed as mercenaries were looking at the vehicle hovering close to the ground with binoculars, their eyes wide open.
The mines buried in advance are completely ineffective——
Because the car can't even step on it!
The induction-triggered mines became ineffective immediately.
"We have failed here, and the target is heading towards your encirclement!"
He looked at the SUV moving away.
Landmines are useless, but the Originium bomb projection device should be useful!
"This terrain is perfect for an ambush."
After a while, W looked at the canyon below and made this comment.
At this moment, the car was driving straight up along the cliff.
Ascalon was silent.
She discovered—
Zerg's driving route is a pure straight line.
There are no turns.
This is indeed the fastest way -
But it's so weird.
The female assassin looked down at the canyon and she seemed to see some Sarkaz lying in ambush in the canyon.
There seemed to be someone lying in ambush on the cliff on the other side.
But the problem is——
Zerg drove straight up the cliff.
Ascalon had never seen such a strange Originium technique.
"Those guys worked in vain."
W also noticed the ambushing Sarkaz——
After all, she is in a high place now and can see everything from above.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, what poor fellows."
After working for a long time, I didn't realize that the target had already driven up the cliff.
That's normal——
Who the hell would have thought that an off-road vehicle could go straight along a cliff?
You can't even feel the effect of gravity.
After all, her hairstyle didn't become anything weird.
"Don't mind those guys, Zerg."
Skadi glanced at the Sarkaz.
"Just continue to drive as you wish."
Agor Technology can't do this, but it's not a big problem.
It's normal for Zerg to do something outrageous.
"What's the target?"
The Sarkaz who had been lying in ambush in the canyon for a long time waited for a long time but found no target.
This should be the nearest route.
"You're still looking through the telescope?"
One Sarkaz slapped another Sarkaz on the head.
"Where did you go?"
The Sarkaz who was beaten was very confused.
He received a communication from the previous group of ambush personnel, saying that the target had arrived.
"Is that it? What's your goal?"
The Sarkaz who beat the man didn't look very happy.
They were standing here in the cold wind for a long time and were bitten by insects. As a result, they couldn't even see the shadow of the target.
"I don't know."
The beaten Sarkaz also looked very unhappy.
He picked up the communicator and planned to question the guys in the previous group.
False information, right?
When the time comes and the Regent blames them, they will definitely be in trouble.
"Boss, I found the target!"
Then another Sarkaz reported in a strange tone.
"Where?"
The Sarkaz leader ran over in a hurry.
This mission was assigned by the Regent.
If you can complete it, the reward is still very high.
“…”
Then the Sarkaz handed over the telescope in his hand.
"?"
The chief saw an off-road vehicle driving straight down the cliff.
That's exactly what the intelligence said.
There are five people in total.
“…”
The Sarkaz leader wiped his eyes and looked through the telescope again.
There was indeed a car driving straight down the cliff.
"???"
What kind of weird Originium technique is this?
Can the car move forward regardless of the terrain?
No, no, no, it's not important.
Now that the target has been found, the top priority is to intercept the car.
"Attack quickly!"
He directly ordered his men to attack.
“It’s too far away.”
Then his subordinates reported this.
The crossbow arrows don't have enough killing range.
And the car was going so fast that it almost crashed into the ground.
They couldn't lock on.
"Then use the Originium Explosive Projectile to attack!"
This was supposed to be a commanding attack on a target in the canyon.
But I didn't expect that -
The goal is to be unconventional.
No matter how hard the Sarkaz leader racked his brains, he could not imagine that a car could drive on the cliff as easily as on flat ground.
At this moment, a passenger in the car was a little frightened.
"Zerg, can you drive slower?"
Ascalon's eyes widened.
If this continues, the car will crash directly into the ground!
Even she would feel uncomfortable if she was hit at such a fast speed!
The car will be scrapped directly by then.
"What are you afraid of?"
W crossed her legs contentedly.
Although she was not wearing a seat belt, it was not a big problem.
You won’t fall down.
The Sarkaz girl glanced at the ground leisurely.
The distance that the ground occupies in the pupil is getting larger and larger.
Logically speaking, the car would be scrapped if it rushed to the ground at such a fast speed.
But this car was driven by Zerg.
Then there will be no problem.
"Skadi, stop Zerg!"
The female assassin looked at the deep-sea hunter.
"As long as Zerg is happy."
Skadi's expression was very calm.
"Confessarii, are you not afraid of death?"
Ascalon looked at Qui'saršinnag.
"Zerg must have his reasons for saying this, I just need to believe it."
The white-horned Sarkaz hugged her sword and said so.
“…”
The female assassin posed.
Everyone else is crazy, right?
What she learned told her that—
If the car hits the ground at such a high speed, it will definitely be scrapped and the passengers will definitely be injured.
Ascalon planned to use Originium skills to avoid the explosion when it occurred, and take Zerg away with her at the same time.
Although the little kid drives crazily, Kal'tsit asks her to help take care of Zerg.
The female assassin had no choice but to accept it.
Then--
The car was moving normally on the ground.
"?"
Ascalon's eyes widened.
I don't quite understand.
What exactly is this child's Originium skill?
The little swarm master narrowed his eyes happily.
There’s something special about driving this fast.
It’s fun to drive!
The Sarkaz on the cliff dropped their jaws.
There are such bizarre Originium skills in the world?
They were all waiting for the car to hit the ground on its own.
As a result, the off-road vehicle switched to a horizontal driving state very smoothly.
"Hurry up and throw the Originium bomb at them!"
The Sarkaz leader ordered angrily.
If this continues, the target will leave their ambush range!
"boom!"
The Originium bomb was launched.
With the Sarkaz gunner's advance aim, the shell hit the front end of the vehicle very accurately.
“Boom!”
Zerg found that he seemed to have hit something.
He used his psychic power to grab the thing that was knocked away.
“…”
Ascalon blinked.
It looks like there's a bomb in Zerg's hand, right?
No, no, no, that is a completely unstable Originium explosive.
Once it explodes -
The leaked active source stone dust will directly spread into this area.
And now, the little child has the bomb in his hands.
"Zerg, throw it away..."
The female assassin didn't have time to finish her words.
“Ouch!”
Zerg licked his lips.
I don’t know why, but supplies are falling from the sky!
"Ascalon, what's wrong?"
The little kid turned his head and asked.
"???"
The female assassin was speechless.
Zerg ate that bomb, didn't he?
Was she seeing things?
"Skadi, Zerg ate a bomb!"
Ascalon tried to show the seriousness of the situation.
"Well...it's really serious."
The deep-sea hunter was thoughtful.
"Zerg, do you feel uncomfortable?"
Skadi asked with concern.
"?"
Zerg ate an Originium bomb, why do you have this attitude?
No, no, no, is the bomb about to explode?
"belch."
The little child burped.
The supplies that fell down were full of energy, as if a bunch of Originium were compressed together.
"Zerg feels a little fuller."
Zerg touched his belly.
"Come, let me touch it."
W, who was sitting in the passenger seat, stretched out her hand with ill intentions.
Zerg's belly must be soft.
Then her hand was held.
The Deep Sea Hunter looked at W calmly.
“Tsk.”
The Sarkaz girl withdrew her hand as if nothing had happened.
“…”
Ascalon's worldview was shattered.
There are creatures that can eat unstable Originium explosives and nothing will happen to them.
Is she dreaming?
The Sarkaz on the cliff were also stunned.
What about the explosion?
Why is it gone?
"Was the bullet you fired a dud?"
The Sarkaz leader looked at the Sarkaz gunner suspiciously.
"Are you questioning my operational capabilities?"
The gunner was not convinced.
Although he didn't know why it didn't explode, he was sure that what he shot out was an extremely unstable Originium explosive.
“…This is weird.”
The Sarkaz leader muttered to himself.
"We failed to intercept. Be careful, the target is very evil."
He reported directly to the next intercepting team.
"The last group of idiots failed, and they said the target was weird."
The Sarkaz warlock laughed.
"We will not fail."
Some Sarkaz witchcraft has been urgently deployed in this area.
For example, an illusion that is so real that it is hard to tell the difference between the real and the fake.
They covered up the correct path and then used an illusion to disguise a cliff as the correct path.
If the car chooses the wrong road, it will crash directly into it.
Then you can directly activate other subsequent witchcraft.
Isn't the goal to knead it however you want?
The Sarkaz warlocks laughed triumphantly.
"The target is coming!"
The Sarkaz who was on lookout alerted the police.
"When the target hits the cliff, we will directly activate the sorcery."
The leading Sarkaz warlock looked like he had everything under control.
"Zerg, there is a fluctuation of Originium skills here."
Although his worldview had been shattered, Ascalon still reported dutifully.
"Zerg knows!"
The little child still didn't let go of the accelerator.
Drive straight ahead.
Obstacles do not exist.
"That road doesn't seem right."
The female assassin intuitively sensed that something was wrong with the road.
Maybe it's some Originium technique like illusion?
"Do you want me to help?"
Qui'saršinnag raised her head slightly.
She held the sword in her arms.
"What are you afraid of? Zerg is here."
W also noticed something was wrong.
But it's not a big problem.
Zerg drove very steadily.
"Just trust Zerg."
Skadi said so.
“…”
It's up to you.
Ascalon opened her mouth and wanted to say something.
“Those guys ran into it.”
The Sarkaz warlock leader who was lying in ambush sneered.
There wasn't even the slightest doubt.
Then--
The off-road vehicle drove straight on the road created by the illusion.
"??????????"
The Sarkaz warlock's sneer came to an abrupt end.
His eyes widened.
What's going on?
Wasn't the road the car was driving on an illusion?
Why did I see the car driving normally on the fake road?
"…Isn't this a bit weird?"
The other Sarkaz warlocks were all dumbfounded.
"Quick, activate other witchcraft!"
The leader reacted quickly.
Witchcraft was also placed on the cliff to cause an explosion, which would lead to the cliff's collapse.
He just doesn't believe it!
"Boss, the witchcraft has been activated."
A Sarkaz warlock reported this.
"?"
What about the explosion?
Collapse?
Why didn't anything happen?
The leader's eyes almost popped out.
Because the target was too evil, they could only watch the target leave the ambush area.
It’s so weird!
“Crack.”
When the car drove away, the illusion was broken.
The road that off-road vehicles used to travel on normally turned into a cliff.
"boom!"
A massive explosion occurred inside the cliff, causing it to collapse.
"ah?"
The leader's eyes were completely dull.
What is going on?
What foul creature had he encountered?
Is the goal too weird?
“…”
Ascalon heard the explosion behind her.
Then she noticed that a cliff suddenly appeared on the road she had come from.
And at this moment——
The cliffs are collapsing.
"?"
what happened?
The female assassin looked confused.
Wasn’t it a very flat road just now?
Why did the cliff suddenly appear?
Was the road I saw earlier an illusion?
After all, she did feel the Originium technique.
But the problem is——
Zerg had actually driven the car onto that smooth road before.
Ascalon fell into deep thought.
Lady Theresa, I seem to have encountered something foul on my way to see you.
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