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Batman Fat Nerd TG 6
🕑 Added 2024-03-27 03:30:32 +0000 UTCBatman: "I do have that limited edition Potter book! I just got it! Here, let me show you..."
"PHEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
(Batman inadvertently blows a wet rank and file fart right in her date's face).
Batman: "I'm so...sorry..."
Kevin: "Agh. Ugh! Samantha, I don't know how to say this, but, I, uh, I think I need to go."
Batman: "Kevin, please no, I...I can show you my gaming chair and we can get comfortab..."
Kevin: "No, Samantha, that's okay...listen...you're a really nice person...but it just isn't working for..."
Batman: "Please, Kevin, I can fix..."
Kevin: "Goodbye Samantha...I hope you find..."
Batman: "You can't Kevin, I'm...please...you're my only chance...I'm...no...don't...I'm Batman...I'm stuck like this...I need you to...don't shut that door...no...no..." (to himself)..."no"
