jephjacques
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🕑 Added 2016-05-03 00:05:07 +0000 UTC
In the first version of this comic, she pulled out a shotgun. Then I realized that was a bit...extreme, even for Asshole Bartender Lady.
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tagno25
The harpoon version is better than the bartender with a shotgun forcing Clinton to finish a beer.
D.K.
Everything is better with Asshole Bartender Lady. Provided you don't piss her off.
The harpoon is much, much funnier. :-D
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
New favorite character.
fluffy
I saw the shotgun version in the RSS feed, and then when I checked to see if it was just a stale item, I saw an even weirder one drawn by Dave Willis, which then shows the shotgun version when you click on it.
Captain Button
I am confused, I see the shotgun version over on the main site.
Magic Chopstick Games
harpoon is far superior to shotgun
FunkyTuba
"You all meet in a tavern. The bartender pulls out a harpoon." "What? Already?"
Ed Marshall
Is it wrong that I'm... shipping... them already? :)
Summer Sudbrink
Ooh, he's at a tavern, maybe he'll form an adventuring party. :)
Summer Sudbrink
I think next to Old Rat is Old Cockroach, and maybe Old Beercan after that.
Summer Sudbrink
The Titanic? Don't you think it's kind of soon? :) Also, who's in the booth? Also also, what do all the notices say?
Al Hunt
And I wouldn't mind a shot of "Old Rat" whiskey.
Andy Affleck
I like "Beer Poster" in the back.
Andrew
Yeah, a cutlass, dual-wielded daggers or boat hook could work better.
drij
Seriously, women and seamen don't mix.
Donald Randolph
well, yeah - boat -> harpoon. could not be sword because not pirate ship
Carl Fink
Is she related to Dora? She keeps a sword under the bar at Coffee of Doom.
Jamison Town
Completely impractical. That's a ranged weapon. She doesn't have room to wield it.
Andrew
No wonder she's surly, there are only so many nautical female bartender jokes that are actually funny.
Celine Chamberlin
I kind of want a harpoon now.
