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Claire Is Their Treasurer

🕑 Added 2017-04-17 05:02:02 +0000 UTC

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Gary Walker

Things said at blacksmithing guild meetings: "Are we out of shitty chisels? Nope, Bill went to Harbor Freight."

Lisa Dean

I don't recall but I DO know it's a place that Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. thinks is magical.

Dustin

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Dustin

Is that where Crease and his wife went after selling the Black Box to the NSA? (Sneakers, 1992)

Dustin

And somehow it would fulfill one of the little creep's dirtiest dreams no doubt

Theo Jakiemów

Do you accept a bet on joint venture?

Paul Grodt

First off, Waffle House is both awful and amazing. Second, your bro is correct. both HF, CT, and WH are simultaneously horrible and incredible. It's all about knowing what to buy.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

You sure? My bro says Harbor Freight is like the Waffle House of tool stores.

came for tahiti reference, was not disappointed

Paul Grodt

For people in the US: Canadian Tire is basically Canada's Harbor Freight. Depending on how much Pintsize is offering up, they should totally accept it. They could spend thousands at that place on critical equipment for their new business. Like a third of their inventory is metalworking tools. Fairly low quality tools, sure; but they usually work, they usually have a no-questions warranty, and it's the perfect cost-level for startup robot repair companies with no money. Even if it requires a day-trip, and a pickup truck rental, it's potentially still worth it.

Derrik Pates

I love Bubbles' response. Bubbles, you'll be saying that a lot.

Brad Knowles

Learned that lesson the hard way, more than a few times. I'm getting better, though!

Brad Knowles

I hope Faye goes one level deeper. The real problem is not when you're unsure and you have to check with your partner. No, the real problem is when you don't see any problem at all and you accept, and then you discover that your partner has a problem.

Lisa Dean

Ok, is Tahiti actually Canadian Tire? (because "Tahiti is a magical place")

Craig P Steffen

I just skimmed the article. WOW. It's a real thing, and has been for 50 years. It's printed on currency-grade paper, but is only redeemable in a certain chain of stores.

FunkyTuba

CanadaJokes.txt

Brooks Moses

Yeah, but it's all green, which are the 5-cent ones. So it's not nearly as much as it looks like.

KCkittysnores

Canadian Tire money is actually quite easy to translate into USD. They should have at least considered it. (bonus joke: it's counterfeit. )

William F Stevens III

Pintsize should should choose his words carefully. Especially when saying 'Make ME a big Steel Dick' to Bubbles. ;)

Mark

Where did Pintsize get so much of this from? Rule of Funny I suppose.

Diptych

tag yourself I'm claire

Claire IS a treasure, mind.

There will shortly be a major dent on Pintsize's chassis. The question is who will connect first. I'm taking bets.

Marc Pengryffyn

I read this about four times before I realised the title *isn't* "Claire is their Treasure"...

BobC

I had *SUCH* a snarky thought to share! But then I realized everyone would hate me.

Scott McCarthy

Not certain, basically if is an in store gift certificate you get for making purchases, they are usable together so if you save up $100 (+ taxes) worth you can get that $100 item free. Seein as canadian tire sells tools and other equipment, they might actually be able to use it for something.

So, I hope someone updates that article's "see also" section when this strip goes public tomorrow...

For those unfamiliar: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money</a>