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🕑 Added 2017-09-04 02:00:34 +0000 UTC

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I'll use that to start my kombucha

Dustin

Kinda hard for a joke like that to go viral... wait...

David Paul

No strain of the imagination there...

Joseph H.

Ha!

Firefly Jelly

Free-range, of course!

Captain Button

Just don't order a <a href="http://www.troprockin.com/cravings/mixed-drinks-dirty-monkey/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Dirty Monkey</a>.

Unanimous D

In for a pound. ... of bacteria.

I'm not sure that Magician's Guild regulations from the Discworld apply here. Mind, they should. And I would think the Librarian would be a STELLAR bartender.

Serves her right for hompfing without thinking first.

Gary Walker

Mmmmm. The subtle flavor of day-old sebum.

Andrew

Does the bartending guild allow for cutthroat career advancement? If there isn't a rule that allows for the 'kill your superior and get their job' there should be.

Carl Fink

Bar backs that I've known took the job with the plan of getting promoted to bartending, typically whin a few months, FWIW.

Andrew

Is that free range or caged (underwire) bra sweat?

Firefly Jelly

Our croissants are made from the finest unbleached flour, the highest-quality shortening, and the most carefully-selected and sourced bra sweat available.

Mister Cletus

Your speculation is largely correct. To broadly paraphrase, they are the bartender's assistant, but are not themselves bartenders.

Czarzhan

I think they're the guys who stock the booze from the storeroom and make sure the bartenders don't run out. It also helps to have someone who can run to the back so the bar isn't left unattended. (This is speculation on my part.)