What Lurks In The Hearts Of Men

Brad Knowles

We're on Patreon for a webcomic. What are we, if we're not a little weird? I mean, weird in a good way, but still a little weird. Right? ;)

Maybe, but the thought of various soaps in the refrigerator amuses me.

Laura-Kathleen Redman

That is possible, or maybe the band of her shorts happens to be white, but it seems a little weird to scrutinize that teeny tiny detail so closely?

Julienne Ignace

I thought "various" said "vaccines" before I zoomed in to double check.... Which TBH with Hanners, having such a large cabinet filled with vaccines is just as plausible.

Julienne Ignace

Oh god, I would be terrified to see how pintsize would react.... Thank GOD he had his laser taken away..... 🙈🤦🏽‍♀️

Brad Knowles

Hmm. Did Hanners put on pink shorts over the white underwear we see the top of in panel 2?

Cole Blackblood

Criminals get hungry too

Liz Hesser

I think that's just a cabinet... Otherwise it's a very shallow and wall-suspended refrigerator.

Thankfully it's not watch battery soup.

In the refrigerator.

Liz Hesser

Various Soaps

lilibat

Now I want pancakes.

Andrew

Can't it be both? :)

I'm sure she has a guardian watching out from her from HIGH above. He is very fond of her.

Bob Ellis

Given the technology she has access to, I'd expect Hannelores intruder alert system to be scarier than Bubbles.

Onedavewreckingcrew

Do you blame Hanners for that?

Captain Button

Breaking in to make pancakes is <i>so</i> 2015. Hipsters break in to purge your CD collection of overly popular titles now.

MikeT

That's not a cricket bat, blade is too wide.

JD

I guess Hanners doesn't really understand her mom.

Jessie Cook

I've seen stories of people breaking in homes to do weird stuff. cook chickens, put up Christmas decorations, charge a phone, take a shower...

Carl Fink

Hanners actually did break into Marten's apartment to clean and spy on him, didn't she?

Littleshiro-kun

Really? Just boobs? What about butts?...NUUUU! The butts disease has spread! D:

Heh. Boobs.

Ok. First we see Bubble's reaction to a perceived threat, now we see Hanners. Next up? May... Or worse yet... Pintsize.

Jamison Town

I was gonna say "butts".

Where did she get a cricket bat?

Andrew

Didn't Hanners want to break into someone's apartment to clean a while back?

Travis Young

...I want to see steve's threat response kick in when he's eating cereal.

Rick W

Hipster criminals are crazy

Andrew

Hazing paddle?

Peter McDevitt

so is this like the new version of the "Steve eating cereal" gag? Cutting away from ongoing story to see someone's breakfast again...

Andrew

Hanners' threat evaluation protocol... needs work.

Travis Young

..is that a cricket bat?

John Fiala

The Waffle of Crime Bears Bitter Fruit

Ting

"Various Soaps" lol