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Stuck in Newark!

🕑 Added 2017-09-19 02:54:50 +0000 UTC

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Maurice Kessler

I'm so sorry. Newark is the halfway point of my commute to/from NYC.

Ouch. Newark is too harsh a punishment.

Might as well keep a few throwaway strips/images on your phone for the future. Just for Patreon folks. Just an idea.

Jumpy James Johnson Junior

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q</a> <i>Warriors</i> <br>or<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MbL9GunRQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MbL9GunRQ</a> <i>Warriors</i><br> though?

Jumpy James Johnson Junior

I got stuck there en route UK too, for 11 hours and 35 minutes. If it had been 12 hours, they'd have had to refund my air fare, so they found me a seat on a plane. El Al, of all airlines, flew me back to England ... and my rucksack to Tel Aviv.

Jumpy James Johnson Junior

Newark, England, is pretty much a railway station where a certain employer picks up new employees fresh from the train. I reported a rather surreal unattended package there once: a tin of spam. The policeman went and picked it up and threw it to one of his mates, and it didn't explode and I never read about a poisoning or anything, so I guess it really was a tin of spam.

It's okay! We still love you just as much! Stay safe.

David R Long

I don't believe in Heaven or Hell... but I know Newark is Purgatory.

Tom Carlson

Well, clearly I deserve a three and a third cent refund!

lilibat

It's sounds like you are being punished already for any transgression.

Andrew Armstrong

I was once stuck in Newark years ago - on the way back to the UK from Toronto after a Worldcon. You have my deepest sympathy There was/is a saying here that happiness is not having to go to Basingstoke unless you really want to. Presumably the same applies to Newark.

Zach Elwyn

NJ or DE ? Newark DE is a just lovely little college town.. :)

Scott Kenney

Escape From Newark? Sounds like a movie.

Get home safe!

Julienne Ignace

Been stuck at an airport due to delays in the past, only it was in Miami, and humidity and I don't get along very well, and I was much too drunk to do anything but head to the hotel room supplied by the airline...

David Paul

God damn lack of teleportation devices... No worries, Jeph. You've been remarkably reliable, even when you've had the worst of times. Just take care Jeph, and apologise to Shelby with many pats and possibly a treat when you get home. Then all will be forgiven :)

Chong Go

"Stuck in Newark" Wasn't that the theme of "The Warriors"? :-)

Unanimous D

How dare you. I demand you get on a PATH train now and show me today's panel in person. I'll be waiting at 33rd street.

Stuck in Newark - great title for a strip. I'll leave the details to you though.

Hanners will be holding Roko for over a day because of this. That's a bit much, and I would argue that she would want a nice, hot cup of tea and a good backrub before this is over. WINSTON!

BobC

Been there, done that many, many times. You have no idea how glad I was when the various parts of my East Coast family all moved closer to Philadelphia. While we greatly appreciate your dedication and commitment, schedule hiccups really don't matter even a tiny bit. Whatever, whenever, works well!

Post when you can. People will get over it.

Carl Fink

No one (literally) is upset at you, except possibly you. Well, Shelby might miss you.

Kyle Major

Hay you are a reliable man and I have gotten so much enjoyment from your art so I am willing to wait patiently for the comic however long you need and curse Newark for keeping you.

Abhayakara

Oh man, that is harsh. I hope you got a decent hotel room at least.

Jonathan V

Dullas. Dullas would be worse than both of them.

Firefly Jelly

Well, you have a good title for a blues tune, if nothing else.

Waffliesinyoface

tell united airlines they suck balls, jeph

Eric Lusby

Look on the bright side. You could be stuck at LaGuardia.

I'm sorry to hear this, but I hope you make it home soon. Nothing against Newark, but frankly, being stuck there is not much fun.

Anton

The only good thing that ever happened to me in Newark was seeing Eddie Vedder wandering the terminal looking lost at 7am in the airport in 2000.

Jeph Jacques

the airport...fucked ME

Chris Hewson

It's all good, Jeph, no worries. Here's hoping you're not stuck for too long! Dang airports...

Our thoughts and prayers are with you. No one wants to be stuck there...

Gary Walker

Be careful. This is how Jersey gets residents.

Flounder

You're gonna fuck the airport, aren't you?

No worries man, stay safe and be well!

William Hanna

Get home safe!

Micha El Debo

Hang in there!


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