The Invisible Hand

David Howe

Union Robotics - our motto is "pay for your butt - or Pintsize might Happen to You..."

Gary Walker

Union Robotics: we're the big, metal dick people.

Gary Walker

Canon is that AIs have civil rights. Kind of the defining characteristic of civil rights is that you're not property.

Jan Gampe

Up next: Metallic dickbutt

I have no idea, but it's a real possibility...

Emerson

Could Martin say "No" to Pintsize's purchases? How does that work with the "ownership of an AI? Is Martin legally responsible for him? and financially responsible?

Kirt Dankmyer

Did he print the money himself? :)

Am I wrong or are we slowly sneaking up on Comic # 3500?

Greg Matyola

and then had to pay to get it repaired... and got it ripped off... and paid...

Scott Kenney

I suppose we don't know yet how much Bubbles' chassis is actually biomechanical. Some biological sensing systems in nature probably can't be improved upon, so the designers may have replicated them.

Mark

Given that she isn't organic, why does Bubbles find the dampness gross?

Nicki Faulk

omg look how happy he is! LOL

Somebody tell Bubbles that the money is damp because it was locked in the freezer with Pintsize. (No, I DON'T know if that's the truth or not.)

Agreed.

Plot twist: He actually wants a solid steel Richard Nixon mask.

Theo Jakiemów

It is also the most scary one!

The Cayute

And then Pintsize got it ripped off for rubbing it on Bubbles' butt.

Dylan T

this can only end poorly

The good news. Pintsize gets his metal dong. Bad news is, there's no hydraulics in it. It perpetually hangs like a hank of rope.

Lisa

I thought it was dank money, but a new business has to start somewhere :-)

Olivia Waters

Pintsize, that's not how money laundering works.

That look of absolute disgust on Bubbles. I'm dying.

Al Hunt

If you were running cross country, why were you at a gas station ;-)

The smile on Pintsize in that last panel is killing me. So good!

Paul Grodt

I hate that I feel this way, but: DOOO IIIIIIITTTTT!

SSJ Carrot Cake

reminds me of when i ran cross country and paid the gas station clerk with sweaty dollar bills. no regrets

Czarzhan

For the sake of your sanity, DO NOT ASK THAT QUESTION.

BobC

Don't worry: They'll make it so it can only be internally mounted.

Andrew

They are the ladies of negotiable engineering.

Melanie

Dang, Pintsize! All these years later, his dream may come true!

Gary Huntress

That's the best smile I've seen on pint size

Joseph H.

Like cake!?

Adam Friedlander

It could be worse. Instead of damp, it could be moist. ᵐ ᵒ ᶦ ˢ ᵗ

JD

I know I'll regret it, but I need to know why it's damp.