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Now Light The Other One

🕑 Added 2017-07-24 03:30:23 +0000 UTC

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Gary Walker

Jeph if you're crazy enough to read this junk, I hope you realize the amount of love that goes into concocting a theory about how you don't exhibit inconsistent perspective. I seriously <3 this comic.

BobC

It's actually due to the extreme index of refraction of air in the QC universe. The index varies inversely with distance, making things far away look "normal", while things up close look "zoomed".

Gary Walker

Based on the last several comics I would like to propose a theorem which I will call the Theory of Special Faye's Butt Relativity: Proposed: 1. The perceived size and callipygian characteristics of Faye's butt increase in direct relation to: a) distance to Faye b) amount of clothing Faye is wearing Compare and contrast panel 2 in #3524 and panel 1 in #3532. This is similar to the way in which Bubbles' height changes in relation to how short the people around her are and how close she is standing to a door.

David Howe

Blast from the past here - actual flying sub - <a href="http://www.app.com/story/news/local/new-jersey/weird-nj/2017/07/23/weird-nj-flying-submarine/502376001/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.app.com/story/news/local/new-jersey/weird-nj/2017/07/23/weird-nj-flying-submarine/502376001/</a> :D

Peter Jensen

Percussive maintenance was good enough for the astronauts who went to the moon, it's good enough for Faye!

Andrew

After Panel 2 I was half hoping it would explode in her face. Because May.

jeff fearnow

Percussive Maintenance = SRYS BIZNESS

Never hit anything mechanical in the presence of an AI. It could be a pet, or worse yet, a relative.

Dylan T

Ok. But W H Y

MikeT

Percussive Maintenance is a real thing.

Gary Walker

Smacking equipment injects a sharp dollop of entropy, frequently dislodging things stuck in abnormally high energy states. Thus "kinetic input catalysis" or KICking machines is a proven troubleshooting method.

Kyle Major

Is that how you fix a microwave

Max D S

@joseph as a former IT guy, the idea is to use it yourself, but not tell the end user. You don't want to use up "the last hit".

Dave

I could spend weeks debugging my grad school instrument, taking it apart ... or just hit in the sweet spot with a large wrench

Joseph H.

Hey now, that is a tried and true technique that I learned in technician school. Results vary by equipment, but 30% of the time it works 100% of the time!