It's Raining Young Men

I'm sorry, I can just see May in this store, harassing the Broseph unmercifully.

Dustin

No sk8tr boi?

Morgan McCauley

This is exactly what I was thinking. X3

Morgan McCauley

That SoftBoy looks like a good, good boy.

BobC

I'm bro-ken.

Peter McDevitt

Hallelujah.

Lucy

That's a lot of broptions.

David Howe

But you CAN'T upgrade your apple companion anywhere else, it's a closed system...

The Cayute

Aaaand leaving the Apple store for somewhere sane!

Gary Walker

Do they have the "Broflake" with a fashy haircut, a Trump t-shirt, and genital herpes?

I'm going to cosplay as The Softboy.

Melissa

Yes... but they're real jugheads.

Joshua Brumley

Well, I hope Winslow doesn't pick the Special Snowflake or the Dudebro. This comic already has one hipster AI and Bubbles would probably laugh herself into fragmentation if she saw him sporting the Dudebro. :)

Waffliesinyoface

The real question is do they have any car boys

Scarlett B

CoolGuy is Adam Koebel's long lost cousin.

Possibly not, but there may be a Borg one.

Not my cup of tea. My artwork would be considered crude by XKCD standards...

Most robots in coolguy chassis have no inclination toward hipsterhood themselves, but could only get their hipster companions to buy them a new chassis if it was done ironically. It's sad, really.

Gary Walker

All models come with detachable butts, standard, except the coolguy. Coolguy owners are dismissive of detachable butts and will remain so until the manufacturer adds then in the next model at which point they will praise the "innovation."

Dylan T

winslow is a soft boy

Alex Mullenix

Somehow I knew you would address Dream Daddy. Which reminds me, if you need an excuse to bring Dale and Marigold back, even for a bonus comic, please have them be obsessed with Dream Daddy or the QC version of it.

The comments on Patreon are the best comments.

Yep. I wouldn't have caught that by myself; good job!

Hold an art contest... draw Winslow's new body.

Is that Arthur in the top panel?

Populuxe

Softboy looks like he's from Ooo.

Why does my name appear in this comic? Did I win a sweepstakes or something? I'M KEEPING THIS FOREVER.

Unanimous D

No relation to this, right? <a href="https://www.amazon.com/SOFBOY-FRIENDS-2-Archer-Prewitt/dp/B000QHVAU6" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/SOFBOY-FRIENDS-2-Archer-Prewitt/dp/B000QHVAU6</a>

Andy

Just like Griffin!

Spacey02111

Soft boy™ !

Unanimous D

Someone's been playing Dream Daddy. ^_^

Marlo Delfin Gonzales

I'm suddenly reminded of Lal picking out a body for herself. Will there be an Andorian option?

MiqoRems

"Softboy" certainly sounds like a McElroy thing, doesn't it?

There's no wrong way to be a boy! I hope Winslow is happy in whatever body he picks. ♡

William Hanna

I would get a SoftBoy for myself.

Jared Counts

Is the Softboy supposed to look like Griffin McElroy or is it just me?