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Feature Set

🕑 Added 2017-08-06 02:59:00 +0000 UTC

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Ozmandias42

Why does this page remind me of Nier: Automata...

William Burns

There are too many cute blonde protagonists in popular webcomics: <a href="http://www.dumbingofage.com/cast/attachment/2014castjoyce" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.dumbingofage.com/cast/attachment/2014castjoyce</a>

Joseph H.

I see a recurring joke here.

Because she mainly uses her job for opportunities to show off her butt?

David Willis

that first panel hannelore would look better with black hair

Dylan T

I want to see more of Iris. She is a keeper.

David S

It seems weird and uncapitalist; cute features are cheap, and are going to be found on all models. What they'd pay more for is quality.

Kristian

Ask Victoria about that Secret of hers some time...

BobC

Will Winslow see unicorns when he drinks tea? I suspect that's a mandatory feature.

Chris Crowther

Excellent sales technique.

Charlotte Grubbs

Now I'm interested in what kind of body a gender-fluid AI would choose.

nooooo, dadslow ship isn't sailing x.x I wanted softboy winslow .-. With ALL the dad accessories!

Matt Lee

butt

PBManning

while I feel like this is probably the version that Winslow will end up getting, I'd like a scene of him trying out a girly body just for the sake of certainty and to demonstrate robots being willing to try out different gender expressions.

Chris Hewson

I like Iris! :)

Andrew

BUTTMENT DAY COMETH! No wait I guess it would still be judgement day, but just us judging the butts.

mooviies

I've lookes multiple time to make sure I wasn't missing something! :(

Minzoku Bokumetsu

BUTTS DISEASE HAS INFECTED AI

Ed Marshall

I am confused by what is happening but I strangely want it to keep happening

(eats guitars) this killed me. I am dead.

Captain Button

Sadly, Melon became a notorious robobutt thief and black marketeer.

William Burns

Iris is a closer.

You do realize that your plan to ship Hanners and Winslow might well run aground on the JeffJaques reef, right?

Might be a good body. A question though: Is the butt detachable? Because if so, then I dread what Pintsize will do with it. Butt rocket version 2.0?

Kyle Major

Is butt flashing a recommended sales tool

Captain Button

Winslow, if you get a body with a cute butt, you will never be safe from HarlotHanners.

Czarzhan

As they get ready to transfer, the salesgirl asks if he has any experience with humanform bodies, and he replies that he had a couple years ago, in an early prototype. And the girl is like, "OHMYGOD! Are you WINSLOW!?"

Gary Walker

Iris' first job was at SGI. ;)

Adam Friedlander

Let's not forget the Jerph: * Tall (really tall, not Starbutts tall) * Covered in birds * Configurable earholes * Alternative fuel capability (eats guitars)