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Nobody Thinks About This

🕑 Added 2017-08-09 02:29:17 +0000 UTC

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William Burns

In Florida they call that Wednesday.

Gregory Norris

From my understanding gators will usually leave you alone so long as you stay a good distance away. Muggers, depends on the area. Cars, yes I'm very much afraid of all the idiots out there. So far today I've already heard or read 3 stories about people doing stupid things in cars. A look ma no hands in the UK, a alcohol/med abuse induced slow speed chase, and a couple of car jackers that wrecked the stolen car, stole the police cruiser, then wrecked that as well.

Waffliesinyoface

Makin' my way downtown walkin' fast oh god alligators walkin' faster

Kalia Grey

WHAT IF ROBOALLIGATORS?

Ben C

Too much Hannelore exposure can be a dangerous thing!

The Cayute

That is kind of how my brain works the last hour in my shift at the machine shop.

Flounder

Can I use Dora's face as a reaction image?

Olivia Waters

Dora looks like she's ready to free the underground kingdom of monsters through friendship and determination.

Gillian Brown

This is such a ridiculously perfect depiction of how anxiety works. The dumb random thing anxiety-person thinks, and the oh-lord-this-again expression of the caring friend/family member. Love it.

Perfectly normal, nothing to see here. Grow up on a space station or as an iPod and your current reality, which is always highly informed by your past, comes up with all this very naturally. You just need go back to the store and have some serious weapons installed ... oh wait, wait, well, ... crap. Ok, now, just be careful around those curbs, alleys and dark wet places.

Clifton Royston

Love Dora's face there. They should be more worried about Dora and less about alligators.

SC

Loving how he's still 100% Winslow even with the new, much-more-expressive chassis <3

Brent Catherman

I don't think Winslow has that much to fear. The subterranean ones might maul him a little, but ultimately let him go when they realize he's synthetic. They're finicky like that.

gatherer818

God I want to hug him so much.

BobC

Love the scalp sweat glands upgrade. Well worth whatever it cost.

Dylan T

Oh god Hannellore mk II

Minzoku Bokumetsu

WHAT IF BUTTS

Rachel

The last panel is perfect.

Captain Button

But what if he is attacked by flying Roombas?

Captain Button

My workplace specifically told me not to feed the alligators.

Jonathan V

Don't worry Jeff, I've been to Florida multiple times, and have been dragged into various nature preserves, and never once seen an alligator. I'm pretty sure they don't actually exist.

Bob Ellis

Agreed. Delightful.

Mari San

Yes!

SSJ Carrot Cake

I live in Florida so this is actually a legitimate fear. Walking through my neighborhood, what if alligators? It's for real.

Chas Simmons

Actually, I've canoed past hundreds of alligators in Florida and southern Georgia, never had a problem with one. Admittedly, this was always in winter -- don't go there in summer -- when it's cooler, and those cold blooded creatures may be more lethargic. Of course, there aren't any north of the Carolinas.

Definitely how my anxiety works too, Jeph. My brain is a jerk.

Chris Crowther

I am beginning to see why they were paired up.

Gary Walker

Worry Hat Engage!

JD

I love the look on Dora's face!

Firefly Jelly

I wonder if Winslow's new chassis has a shock function like Momo's? That would help vs. alligators and illegal parts grabbers. Not so much against cars.