You're Half Right

Will Weaver

And then May pops in and is like “it TOTALLY was!”

Andrew

In the immortal words of Zapp Brannigan: “Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy”

Peter Jensen

Nonono ... <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3003" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">underground robot sex *tournament*</a>.

Summer Sudbrink

“Underground robot”

kaitou

From the Short Fanfiction Dept.: Bubbles was there. Bubble and Faye stare at each other. In unison: "Why didn't we think of that?"

Brent Catherman

If Evie met Pintsize that wouldn't be an unreasonable conclusion.

Brendan Jones

You know what they say- any port in a robot sex dungeon...

Willinwoods

And it's got a heavy load of seamen on board, waiting to get over into your welcoming vessel.

Willinwoods

No, it's just happy to see you.

Bagge

"Can you hook me up?"

It's amazing what you can do with a gallon of gasoline, some styrofoam, some aluminum filings, and a TOTAL lack of common sense...

I like that May's shirt likely says "PENIS"

Gary Walker

And yet...<a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3265" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3265</a>

Gary Walker

I am reminded of what my father reportedly told my mother back when my wife and I were dating and she had traveled up to Maryland to stay with me for a week. My mom was upset about this, because sex. My dad listened to her moralize for about five minutes and then said, "Judy, shut up, believe whatever they decide to tell you, and be happy."

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

you can't idly mention a river burning down and then tell us not to ask that's not how that works

Andrew

So now I have this picture stuck in my head of a tug with a naval ram. But it's not a ram, is it...

Captain Button

I am not saying Pintsize knows a guy with a underground robot sex dungeon, but he TOTALLY KNOWS A GUY.

Faye ain't no fool. (In our family Mom's rule was: "If I don't know about it, it didn't happen, and do not tattle." That got us through a LOT.) (Including the day the river burned down.) (Don't ask.)

Gary, you get to take the internet home today. :) Beautiful

Gary Walker

I think the tugboat got the giant metal dick in the divorce settlement.

BobC

Are we ever going to see Pintsize with his metal dong? He really should have walked through the last panel...

BobC

The other half, of course.

Andrew

Which half?