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January Bonus Comic

🕑 Added 2018-01-27 00:01:13 +0000 UTC

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M L

They matched on Computr. ;-)

awgiedawgie

It was after Faye got out of the hospital from her drinking. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908</a>

Kenneth Carlile

I think Jeph just likes the idea of intelligent toasters. They're woven throughout the strip. I know they show up when Momo got her body, which is the first time we really see the AIs in human sized chassis and not just as AnthroPCs.

Patrick Mac Manus

I don't remember Pintsize saying about being a toaster? There is this though: <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3376" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3376</a>

Katherine Prewitt

Whichever "friend" of Roko's set her up on this blind date is not her friend. I'm hoping she realizes this!

Kenneth Carlile

Yeah, I can't find it. It was one of the couch/party ones. Not sure who with.

Mark

Jeph draws beautiful ladies really well (this is not a universal talent - I am still reading one strip and gave up on another years ago where you could barely tell female faces from male ones) but she looks especially sweet in the first half. Pintsize of course restores her to her more accustomed grumpy demeanour.

Kenneth Carlile

whoops

Mark

Well what's the strip number then? Cough it up! :-P

John-Eric Clements

She likes how his wacky hi jinks get her to loosen up, and he loves that she doesn't tape him to walls.

Trigon Manthree

I believe King Missile wrote a song about it.

Trigon Manthree

Pintsize only swipes right.

Kenneth Carlile

My god, I found the reference comic for this one. Waaaaay back when, Pintsize said that he wished he was a toaster!

Gregory Norris

Come to think of it how the heck has Faye (and a few others I think) managed to dent him so many times. They must be unusually strong or something. Either that or his head is made of a lighter metal for some reason.

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm currently sitting and pondering the ramifications of Pintsize honestly not knowing how to do 'date' or even 'seduce' particularly well.

MyOtheHedgeFox

Roko looks so beautiful like that! Almost didn’t recognized her. 0_0

William Burns

Pintsize is getting a nice char on that toast tho.

Brad Knowles

Sure, with a flamethrower. Because Pintsize is a military-grade chassis there are so many things that he won't even notice, but he likes the tickle of a flamethrower.

Lucy

Is next month's bonus comic Marten coming to bail out Pintsize?

This is why I don't date, only kinda jk

Eric Burns-White

...oh God I ship it. I want this to just continue on as a terrible off-panel relationship we keep seeing momentarily here and there. Later there is a marriage followed by Internal Affairs investigating Roko and a magnet destroying her hip.

Oh, I see now in the upper left, "They matched on Computr". So, was this just serendipity? CompuCosmicKarma? Perhaps they both checked Rocky Horror Picture show as a fav movie? (Toast!), or is this more of a 50 shades thing gone horribly off the rails?

Brent Catherman

I wonder if this has anything to do with that segment on the Nina Bedford Show.

Brent Catherman

Probably the same computer that matched Pintsize with Marten.

Erin Hartshorn

You mean Pintsize hasn't been banned from all the dating sites?

Todd Whitesel

WHERE IS PINT SIZE'S GIANT ROBO DICK

Who the heck set up this blind date?

Peter Jensen

Well, she does have a thing for the toaster, though only after lots of robot beer: <a href="http://jephjacques.com/post/153991088855/roko-unwinds" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://jephjacques.com/post/153991088855/roko-unwinds</a>

Bagge

I was rooting for the "I make bread fun" dude myself. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1999" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1999</a>

Summer Sudbrink

There must have been a fire on that other date.

Dahlia Rose Israel

When he arrived with a toaster and a loaf of bread what did she expect to happen? Second worst blind date ever, her fault for sticking around after that. lol. I LOVE Roko though <3 <3 <3

Andrew

“C’mon baby, I got this toaster mechanically grafted for you!”

Chris Heg

Pintsize needs another punch in the head.

David Hernandez

2nd worse date.. LOL.. did I miss something earlier? .. never mind.. I read the note at the bottom.. FYI - I laughed out loud. My wife came in asking WTF.. Made my day.

Hawkeye

Huh. Pintsize cleans up nice. #bowtie

Fart Captor

Why you gotta be so mean to the nice robot lady, Jeph?

William Cole

It’s probably for the best that the date isn’t going well since Pintsize would only ditch her for a tugboat once his robocock is finished.

Darn. I was pulling for those two.

Stoodmuffin

Even if it's just one date

Stoodmuffin

Oh girl yeah you are if you dating pintsize

Andrew

It is concerning that Roko either mentioned the toast thing on her profile, or that Computr was able to discover it. Maybe upon signup you grant complete memory access.

Punchbot won't be in the pool until his arm is replaced, because otherwise he will SHORT.

Dang! Thank you, Jeph! I needed a good laugh. :)

Shawn K. Younkin

Excuse my language but - I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!

Julienne Ignace

I'm pretty sure that Steve had a girlfriend? One who is rather accident prone if I recall correctly?

You're name hear

Except it ends the same because he learned everything he knows about courting women from Pintsize.

Nikki

Dang it, I had Punchbot in the pool.

Andrew

Well he did answer, this IS what he does for work and hobbies.

Gary Walker

So, is this at a restaurant that just has tables with scented candles and foods/beverages for AIs to smell?

Corpus Callosum

She's so cute!

Stephen Smoogen

The last panel does let us know what everyone will be voting for next month. But I am going for Roku dating Steve

Charlotte Grubbs

That's what you get for swiping right, Roko. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3263" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3263</a>