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Lovers' Ed

🕑 Added 2018-02-19 04:15:29 +0000 UTC

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mooviies

If everyone has that kind of relashionship, doesn't that make it a normal relashionship?

Eyegor

One learns to tread lightly on certain subjects and to run everything through a "how could this go wrong for me" filter before responding to ANYTHING. It's worked so far. Almost 30 years with wife 1.0.

That's all a crotch is, really

BobC

Is ANYONE here in a (relatively) normal relationship? After reading these comments (including my own), I'm beginning to wonder.

Fart Captor

For a minute there I thought May's pants were really low cut and I was all "daaaaaaang", but then I realized that's just the seam where her legs attach to her torso 😖

Ross

Here he is with normal glasses: <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1680" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1680</a>

kwixote

1) I would have taken that class! 2) Jeph, I can't recall if we've ever seen Dale without his shades. What would we see if he removed them? Does he wear them because otherwise he would enthrall everyone who looks into his eyes?

Daryl Sawyer

A FUQ.

Derrik Pates

A FAQ? You mean a fuck FAQ?

Joshua Thomas

I miss Angus.

Bryce Maryott

That said, there are dating wikis out there, and there ARE dating classes. Since you don't hear a lot about them, you can guess just how good they are.

Bryce Maryott

Wouldn't help - dating changes by individuals and over time.

Ben Russell-Gough

Far distant future possibility: Hannelore gets May a gig as the AI mind of an aircraft like a quinjet VTOL transport from the Avengers movies. Because she still wants to hang out with her friends, there is the occasional strip with a VTOL aircraft sitting in a parking lot with one of the characters sitting on it or in it, talking to May about how her new job is going.

Andrew

It's been bugging me but I finally found it: <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2502" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2502</a>

Ben Russell-Gough

May would only be interested in Dale if he could be her pilot. Huh... suddenly realised that mobile suit/pilot shipping might be a thing...

Brian

Dale x May OTP, now that Marigold is gonna dump his ass

Brian

If only Jeph did Slipshine...

Ben Russell-Gough

Just a reminder that not all synthetics aspire to be more human. Some have totally different self-identities!

Ben Russell-Gough

Actually, if they offered classes like that, I think that we'd ALL take them. That said, if Dale didn't realise how flat-footed he sounded in his own recollections, then he needs them a lot worse than most!

Grace Kieser

Bubbles prefers books, and so does Momo. I think it's the Android equivalent of enjoying a bubble bath with candles when a shower is the more efficient way to clean yourself.

Bagge

May and Momo should take turns teaching the class

TMN

Excuse you, May identifies as a fighter jet. Respect her self-identity!!

Brent Catherman

Strange that May should be reading a magazine in paper form, but if this was on a tablet we'd never get to see the title or the byline.

Tim Williams

'FIGHTER JET WEEKLY"

pilgrim3

Typical woman. Any excuse to put a man in the wrong.

Littleshiro-kun

:( Poor dude. He has no idea. I pray he learns.

Simran Khalsa

You made me zoom in, and now I am joyful too.

Jonathan Wallace

The story of my life, man.

Dean Reilly

Fighter Jet Weekly, now incorporating Prolapse Monthly.

Andrew

Ahh, May and her fighter-jet porn. Raowr.

Magic Chopstick Games

Wikihow terrifies me

Stoodmuffin

MARIGOLD YOU COME IN AND KICK HIS FUCKING ASS.

Stoodmuffin

Wait, he said that ACTUALLY. He didn't just miss phrased it? Oh. OOOOOOOOOOOOH. Now I am MAD.

Chuck Dee

I'm married and I'd take the class...

BobC

A 'How-to-Adult' for Post-Singularity Singles?

Carl Fink

I kind of get the feeling it's dawning on him now.

Matt

I agree, Dale; I could use one too...

William Cole

“Don’t do a crime to be a plane” — it’s the little things that bring me joy.

JD

I gotta say that I'm very socially awkward, and might accidentally make similar mistakes as Dale did. But the second that I said them out loud, I would realized how extremely stupid I was being.