By Court Order

Sarah

Yeahhhh thanks for that first panel, it can be really hard to get out of your own head with that, even when you know that it's there and it's shitty.

mano

I wonder if May ever met The Dude?

Clifton Royston

We all need a May in our lives occasionally to set us straight on things.

Matt

Balls on.

Rebeca Oliveira

May is what the inside of my head sounds like. :D

Holly Nelson

Yeah! Only happier.

Thomas Boys

She was also the reason those two were boning. And, if fate is kind, will be boning again.

Diptych

Why controversial? Dale by his own admission has little romantic experience and just doesn't know how to take his partner's feelings into account in a sensitive moment. Simple learning moment. So long as he learns.

Cleo Schmitz

I'd actually order one of those

Ben Russell-Gough

In her new 'plane body, just for extra surreality.

Waffliesinyoface

Jeph. Please. I am begging you. If Marigold and Dale ever get married in the comic, *please* have May officiate the ceremony. It would be the greatest damn thing.

Brooks Moses

You have to start off at least a little quiet to really get a proper crescendo effect, though.

Ben Russell-Gough

Sorry, Dora has first dibs on being the flower girl at any of her employeee' weddings.

Ben Russell-Gough

Literally essentially everything else she's ever said or done in Dale's presence. To describe May as being potentially 'loudly and gleefully disruptive' is a great understatement.

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm anticipating that this will be a controversial strip. Meanwhile, I believe that Jeph has written Dale as every male in human history who has ever fallen into this trap.

Lars Gottlieb

A helicopter can be impressively loud, hovering at 1000 feet ..

Drakoo Dreamer

I can still fuck up a wedding real good from 1000 feet.

Lars Gottlieb

wtf did She do to be banned from the wedding? She's HELPING you dumbass..

Kristian

Gonna take a lot more than that to heat Willis’ record

Jason Zions

Nah, native New Yorkers put that word in the middle of other words all the time. "Unbefuckinglievable", for example. That stuff rolls trippingly off the Noo Yawkuh's tongue.

Chris Heg

Totally unrelated - does anyone else think the the bobsledder Elana Myers looks kind of like Brun?

Bagge

Since the makeout hobo seems to have been removed from premises, May can take over as the relationship sage at Coffee of Doom. "What wisdom can you impart on us?" "FUCKING FUCK, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!" "That's good advice!"

giacomo vaghi

Quoting Pulp Fiction?

Ian Wolfe

Better just make it 10,000 miles, to be absolutely sure.

Celine Chamberlin

Fuck, Jeph, I fuckin' love your fuckin' usage of the various fuckin' ways to use 'fuck' on this fuckin' comic. I fuckin' mean that, you talented fuck.

Kilonum

She would have said "Hold my beer" but she doesn't drink anymore

Minzoku Bokumetsu

why does it feel like that first line should be “fucker” instead of dingus

Dan Orlowitz

Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

"Little Miss Communication Skills" I'M SCREAMING

Brent Catherman

If it's any consolation May you can come to his funeral.

Grant Swire

Eleven cussings. That's got to be the new high score.

Populuxe

Only an AI could say “congratufuckinlations” without tripping over her own tongue.

Chris Heg

Serious shit! Dale turned off his glasses!

Timmy

Panel 1 is especial great, that could be a t-shirt or something

Rich Holmes

Dale, I recommend a minimum of 10,000 feet

MikeT

May is on the money again. She should start charging for this.

daGrimm

"This may be the new record for most cusses in a QC strip." Why did I just hear Faye yell "Challenge accepted!"?

Dean Reilly

Dale and Marigold leaving the wedding in May the VTOL fighter jet, "JUST MARRIED" spraypainted on the tail.

Can you imagine what May's toast would be at their wedding?

Actually, Emily will be the best woman but Mar is the one he got :P

William Cole

Ah, nothing like a good May-rant.

John Fiala

Thank you, May!

Grace Kieser

Everyone knows it'll be Dora as the flower girl! May will be Dale's Best Woman, obviously!

Actually she SHOULD do a relationship advice column as a bonus feature <3

Chris Gallaty

Hey, she's blue... 'fuck' is her 'smurf'.

Kyle Jenkins

May would only agree to be part of a wedding if she got to be the lead fighter jet in a group that flew over the wedding at the perfect moment...

Emma Humphries

1 AU, just to be safe.

JD

Now it's time for May and Momo to fix things. And seriously Dale? She deserves to be the best man/woman/person/robot at your wedding considering that she was the whole reason that you two even got together in the first place.

Trevor Key

I know you don't have time for this, but if May ever did a relationship advice column, I'd read that fuckin' thing religiously.

Fart Captor

Awww, but Dale, she'd look SO ADORABLE

Nicholas Lopez

12 curses. I think Jeph is right on the record.