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Clinton's Mom Knows How To Party

🕑 Added 2018-04-10 01:56:58 +0000 UTC

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Willinwoods

Vape thingy?! (At first I thought the weed was in the cookies, but that would have been slightly ooc, for both Jeph and mom, wouldn't it?)

Will Weaver

That’s a fun idea but realistically she probably has her phone change “son” to “daughter”. After all, Claire lived at home until recently, and Clinton lives in Amherst (booo, UMass sucks, let’s go VCU!). Their mom probably used that to help early on in Claire’s transition to avoid misgendering her.

Brad Knowles

So, what is it that Clinton has in his hand in panel #1?

Kevin Hicks

No, this one is occurring at exactly the same time as 3717, so it has the same number.

Trigon Manthree

Shouldn't this be numbered 3718?

Ben Russell-Gough

What did autocorrect do? It must be something contextual to the start of the message and beginning with 's' or 'so'. Maybe it autocorrected to 'my SO, N' (my significant other, name beginning with 'N'). You don't want to be telling one of your occasional casual lovers that your significant other is there!

Will Weaver

Oh, so that’s what Clinton’s old roommate’s name is!

Diptych

"...is it a nice one?"

Dean Reilly

"Wanna see?"

Cleo Schmitz

I disagree with the assumption that being stupid or reckless or curious are inherently tied to age.

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm thinking that Clinton and his mother are going to have a night that, when they wake up, they will only be able to recall whilst biting their fist to numb the horrific embarrassment.

Ben Russell-Gough

Now you've got this beautiful young woman who views you as a surrogate parental figure making you feel unimaginably old. Right?

Ben Russell-Gough

Poor Clinton! Every step he takes, he gets more and more aware of just how more interesting a life his mother has compared to him!

Dylan T

I feel like Clinton wouldnt be handling this as well as he is if he was sober

Simran Khalsa

And their friends, too.

Simran Khalsa

According to my mom and her best friend with offspring my age, their fun-loving, silly embracing, rule breaking (and yes pot smoking) selves have spawned rule-abiding sticks in the mud. So yes, my mom (and Dad, and stepmom) is cooler than me, too.

Phil Nadeau

Hay Jeph? New fan favorite. Mom upstaged her kids.

Ami

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KCkittysnores

What a great idea!

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

Love her!

Stoodmuffin

My mom is cooler than me

Auros Harman

I have an ex who is basically Clinton's mom. I remember her daughter sitting on my knee listening to stories. That daughter is now 21. 8-|

War and Pieces

Does she have her phone set to autocorrect son to daughter? Interesting detail if I'm parsing that right.

Bagge

Ha, she looks just so proud in the last panel.

A sheep

I'd send Clint's mom a dick pic

Holly Nelson

So, when QC people take alcohol, they produce little bubbles, does that mean if they smoke cannabis they will now sport little rainbows?

Daryl Sawyer

She's all I want and I've been waiting so long.

Aleeza Brown

I love her.

BobC

There is a long list of things we should review about our parents, to be filed under the category: "So much older than me, yet still young enough to..."

TMN

I guess at that age, male attention becomes more flattering than offensive! (Though I'm sure it varies.)

Gary Walker

I hope the booty call was from Elliot. :)

Alex Mullenix

As long as she doesn't show me the pictures

never really seen a face like that when the word dick pics is said by a woman

TMN

Reminds me of the conversations I had with mom when she was hella baked on half a pot brownie. "I don't blame your friend's golden retriever for smelling your crotch, I'm sure boy's crotches are very interesting!" Also: "I need you to take care of the puppy for a while. I don't think I've been this stoned since the 70's!"