Bonus Comic: CRISIS

KCkittysnores

For anonymity.

A thought for all the retail types who've been through exactly that.

Freya Thurell

I LOVE THIS :)~ May should be scribbling notes at the end, just sayin' :).

Andrew Diseker

If Pintsize isn't involved in this, I'll be disappointed.

Ross

Why does a nonhuman need condoms? Why does a nonhuman go to the zoo? Why does a nonhuman pay cash instead of just a credit transfer?

Brad Knowles

Evidenced by the fact that there is a slight change in her expression between panels 3 & 4. Not much, but it's there.

Clifton Royston

It's good to know there is *something* that can freak May out.

M. R.

did this exact thing lol, thought a panel was cut off at the bottom and I was missing 1/3rd of it. Tried refreshing my browser a few times too lol.

Today is Saturday. Lets get STUPID!

William Burns

*giraffes making that sound they do*

Jumpy James Johnson Junior

I read this twice then stared at it for 5 minutes, then figured out that the posters were on the front of the counter not the wall behind May, the horizontal bar was the edge of the counter-top not the tops of two frames of the comics, there weren't two more frames explaining why May threw the money into the air and those frames being cut off wasn't the joke.<br>Then I went to bed and slept for 8 hours.<br>NOW it's clear.

Thomas Boys

You know, if I were Jeph, I'd have Melon comics as the entry level $1 pledge, and the explanation as the $50 pledge.... &gt;:)

Gemma Hentsch

May is actually perturbed...

BobC

Was I here a minute ago? I'm not sure. Heck, I'm not sure I'll be here a minute from now!

Joal Taylor

Well, the next customer's gonna be pissed.

Chris Hewson

"Wait, someone actually took Barry's offer SERIOUSLY?!" she's probably thinking. Haha.

Kyle Major

SOOO MANY EXPLINATIONS NEEDED! please

Dylan T

What the fuck

Donald Randolph

glad to see our WTF moment got to May as well. she is not really that hardened cynic _all_ the time

Brian

What the fuuuuck 😂😂😂

Julienne Ignace

.... My mind is racing with all the possibilities that could be here..... Also wondering if Jeph writes these with explanations that he will forever hoard to himself, or something different all together....

Paul Zagieboylo

Melon was Faye and Bubbles's first customer at Union Robotics, who needed some repair work because her butt fell off and then became unrecoverable for reasons of possibly being launched into outer space. Subsequent interactions with her have tended to make even less sense; she appears to be an ambulatory Noodle Incident.

I'm trying to think of a reason that Melon would need tons of condoms after having been to the zoo, that the mayor would be angry at. I'm also trying to remember who melon is.

Captain Button

Go to the overall Jeph page: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/jephjacques/posts">https://www.patreon.com/jephjacques/posts</a> At the upper left besides the latest post is a "Filter" section. Click on the appropriate tag. That may help. But you may be dependent on how good the poster was about tagging consistently.

Andrew

If Barry was involved, they'll need to fill a crop dressing plane with spermicide to clean it up!

Quick question as a new patreon (user? Member? patron?) - is there a way to filter by Patreon only comics? Or do I just need to scroll through and find them?

Andrew

I'm torn between suggesting this has given May a devious idea, or that she's now in love.

I'm hoping they were just inspired by seeing zoo animal boinking. Any other interpretation I can come up with is worse.

Gamera

Is this bestiality, or the failure of the public education system in the field of sex ed?

Trigon Manthree

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

Derrik Pates

I have so many questions now. But asking them seems like a mistake.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

?!

James D

Oh man, I had the same exact thought when I first looked at it!

Stephen Smoogen

There is a spin off Melon and Arthur comic.. it comes once a month when we get asked what magic we want that month.

Captain Button

Those preschoolers will remember that day for the rest of their lives. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=402" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=402</a>

Brad Knowles

Oh, man. There are so many levels of "WTF?!?" here. It's hard to know where to start. ROTFL!

SSJ Carrot Cake

what if it was nothing but out of context shit like this? we never find out what they need things for or why they're in situations.

Charlotte Grubbs

Oh God, what did Barry do now.

dvsDave

I'm not sure if I should be horrified or not. I feel existential angst the likes of which i haven't felt since high school.

Nakawē Writer Mari

that poor zoo

I immediately thought of Noah's Ark and they were going to stop the animals from reproducing to have them stay as pairs.

Gary Walker

The spinoff comic idea is amusing, but I really prefer them as a non-sequitur. If Melon and Arthur had to make enough sense to provide a storyline, I think they'd lose something of their charm. Like, I never want to know why they need the condoms and how that relates to the zoo. The magic would be gone.

Bastinenz

All three of them are absolutely amazing and I totally agree with Erin

Populuxe

Please tell me the poster for milk in the background is actually a Milk &amp; Cheese poster.

JD

As always with Melon, this comic raises far more questions than it answers.

Erin Moriarty

I would read the hell out of a spin off comic with these guys