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🕑 Added 2017-11-28 03:44:22 +0000 UTC I'm playing a long game with this story
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Derrik Pates
That's what I love about you, Jeph. Always thinking ahead.
Tom Carlson
I want to caption the second panel with "Describe your sex life with a comic panel."
Rudolph Gerber
Bards will write epic haikus about it for ages to come
Brent Catherman
That basement looks a lot cleaner since the last time we saw anyone was down there.
Unanimous D
Tilly:"That was harrowing" Hanners:"That was Monday"
Erin Moriarty
I get the vibe that her parents were rather hands off, and that they likely don't know her all that well. Since the favorite color listed is incorrect, we know Station didn't write the bio.
Sorry, Pintsize grabbed Taffy first.
Fart Captor
That's it, I'm shipping them and nobody can stop me
Gary Walker
Blue is her favorite because all of the blue stuff is already put away.
Minzoku Bokumetsu
She cherishes it too much to overdo it
Carl Fink
Hannelore is wearing no blue clothing or jewelry. I haven't checked references but I can't remember anything blue about her apartment. Blue is her favorite color?
Bartley J Drood
Do I sense a new QC tshirt with the logo "I bought the wrong color bag" on it? Or perhaps, "My favorite color isn't green; it's blue"?
Dylan T
Hanners' mom knows jack all about her daughter! shocker!
Waffliesinyoface
aaawwww, they're bonding over spiders
Samantha Yeaman
Maybe her favourite colour changed since her mother bothered to make the dossier? She HAS been spending a lot of time with Marten, and we can all guess what his favourite colour is.
David Days
I can't get over how the bat Tilly is holding has all sorts of little green splats on it. Must've been a battle for the ages!
Shawn K. Younkin
I wish you well in your endeavor!!
Favorite color is blue? Check. I can find some blue tinted contacts, I'm sure, and I have several good blue shirts. I got this!
Paul Rendell
I'm kinda surprised the dossier is that thin. I would have guessed it to be phonebook sized with references to everyone she has spent time with.
Long games are always fun
JD
Now I'm going to look at every detail to guess what could be a setup for a future joke.