December Bonus Comic Poll

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Because...readers...

onitake

How did this deteriorate so fast...

Brad Knowles

Steve eating melon with cereal on top? :P

Brian

Remember when Pintsize ate the cake mix? I think this will be the same.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

which is that Jeph fucks the cereal?

Brian English

Steve eating cereal with melon on top? :D

Nick Gilbert

Jeph, I don't see how there's really any option here... Like, there's clearly and obviously a single correct answer

Will Cuppett

Steve eating Melon’s Cereal :D

Jeph Jacques

this one is Steve AND Melon

Matt Lee

so all bonus comics are melon forever, got it

Populuxe

I don’t even have to see the results to know which option is going to win.

Nicklaus Gunnflag

won't stop us from crossing 'em, but yeah, it's crazy.

Wait! What about Steve eating Melon's cereal?!

Natalie Wagner

Though I am concerned because I believe the AI in this universe do not eat? So...is Melon *smelling* the cereal? Is there robot cereal?

*ring ring* Oh hey Jeff, oh this is how you are delivering this months bonus comic, by phoning it in? Hey, that's cool man, everyone needs a break sometimes.

Matt

how about instead: cereal eating Steve and Melon!

Dave

Heck yeah - two for the price of one!

Trigon Manthree

Jeph is super cereal, you guys...

ysth

A rigged poll

J.E. Melton

It's exactly like voting!

Ian

Melon eating cereal while sitting on Steve (who is also eating cereal).

Czarzhan

I SO want to see/write up the QC world as an RPG setting. :)

Czarzhan

I went there, too...

BobC

"Steve and Melon Eating Cereal"? Really? Are you voters crazy? DO NOT CROSS THE BEAMS!

Mark

Clearly only one answer to this.

William Hanna

I think Melon would be more excited to BE the cereal. “I’M CEREAL NOW :D” “I STAY CRUNCHY IN MILK.”

Jerry Han

Man if you tee it up like that (as per option 3), you gotta hammer the ball. :)

NekoIncardine

Due to going through my emails while tired and being on many Patreons, I misread this as "Jim Sterling posted December Comic Bonus Poll" for a few minutes, which was a very weird moment. Probably not as weird as Jeph doing a comic about "They're just cosmetics."

I'm giving you a like, but also a groan and a glare. Well done.

I'm vote 666 for option 3, honestly, shouldn't we just leave it for posterity?

Summer Sudbrink

Steve eating Melon? Melon eating Steve?

With those options, you had to ask?

what.

MOAR YELLING BIRD!

Abhayakara

Like, how was anybody _not_ going to choose option 3?

Chris Gallaty

Melon and Steve actually go "way back"...

Captain Button

So the endorsement deal from the Dairy and Grain Marketing Boards finally came in?

They're going to use their cereal ports. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Enjoy the buffet.

Peter Jensen

Looked at the poll ... "How is this even in question" ... voted ... "Yep, just as expected".

Craig P Steffen

It's called Voight-Comp.

Can yelling bird be serving the cereal to them in a hipster cereal cafe?

Can the cereal be pop rocks?

Matthew Harris

Cereal eating Steve and Melon

drij

Is this a Turing Test?

JD

Even though we all know that that the third option is going to win, even if it didn't, the third comic would technically satisfy the two options.

Øyunn Hagland

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I'll be holding my breath for the sequel, "Melon II: This Means Porridge".

JD

He wants think that we have a choice, when he knows that we don't.

Melon eating Steve who is now cereal

This poll is rigged! Jeph knows what we want amd is just teasing us!

I voted for all 3 options. MAXIMUM DEMOCRACY

Haldon Lindstrom

I suspect that Jeph is on to our needs...

Carl Cravens

Tell us what you really want this comic to be about, Jeph.

Like that poll is even a question. :)

Joe Cottle

Hopefully with marshmallows

Will Weaver

Well, clearly it involves cereal.