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December Bonus Comic

🕑 Added 2017-12-20 19:54:42 +0000 UTC

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Kristian Pettersen

«Is that a euphemism?»

Kristian

Now I want a spin-off comic where Melon joins up with the US Department of Kicking Your Ass and it’s just the most off-the-wall spy thriller since Austin Powers.

Ack

It's morning. he probably hasn't had his coffee yet.

I like the fact that Steve is no more than curious about a stranger eating his food like that.

Trigon Manthree

There's plenty more in the basement.

Mark

Much as I love the preview strip for tomorrow, I correctly suspected I'd need this one after it!

Rudolph Gerber

Now in my head-canon Steve is a British ex-pat. who went to a public school and therefore unable to be ruffled by eccentric androids who enter his abode and consume the packaging of his breakfast.

Lars Gottlieb

Basically, it's the story of two Very british strangers sharing a package of cookies, in complete silence, on a train station.

Lars Gottlieb

This reminds me of Douglas Adam's story about the cookies. Full text here: <a href="https://theoldvillage.wordpress.com/2004/01/28/douglas-adams-shares-a-true-story/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://theoldvillage.wordpress.com/2004/01/28/douglas-adams-shares-a-true-story/</a>

Borg Lord

There is now.

Fart Captor

I love Melon

BobC

Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!

Flounder

Steve is the best.

Paul Grodt

"Underpants! Underpants for Hideki!!" "that's right, Melon, say it just like that. You are such a good persocom..."

Chris Hewson

I love the idea that unlikely badass secret agent Steve has a tunnel under his house. I also love the idea that he knows nothing about it. xD ;)

Who says he dug it?

Dylan T

Oh come on Jeph you cant just give us this backstory and drop us like that

Cole Blackblood

Steve is chill, Melon noms are adorbs x3

Captain Button

Why am I thinking that the tunnel is a relic from the Robot Underground Monorail back in the bad old days?

Kyle Major

act casual XD

Shawn K. Younkin

Hee hee hee- as always, I love how chill Steve is. Just like - "This strange robot lady is in my kitchen eating my cereal....whatever."

Diptych

Pintsize has eaten stuff before! ...it pretty much came out the other end exactly as it went in, but he did eat it.

Peter Jensen

If you're a new patron, definitely go back and look up the old bonus strips. Plenty of Melon among them. Won't solve any mysteries, though ...

Populuxe

C,mon, Steve. You’re an international man of mystery and you don’t even know about the tunnel in your basement?

Bagge

Nooooo, they are out of cereals!!!

Stephen Smoogen

Followed by Melon and Steve foil the Mole Emperorbot

Stephen Smoogen

And now, next month is already set... Steve and Melon explore the tunnel in the basement.

Ass Golf? I don't wanna know. 'ell's bells, I don't even watch Tank Golf.

Dave

I can now die happy

Kyle Jenkins

Melon is like the friendly homeless person everyone invites over for dinner. Of course in this case she snuck in, but Steve is still a chill bro.

Julienne Ignace

I squeeeee so hard when I saw this was posted!!! 😁😁😁😁

Stoodmuffin

So now we have bulbasaur, squirtle, and Charmander

Andy Sleeper

A robot actually consuming something orally - this is a new thing in the QC Canon, I believe. Or perhaps these bonus comics are extracanonical.

Magic Chopstick Games

yeah--like Steve doesn't have basement tunnels, sure

Geo (Overand)

I guess now we know what happened to the butt. I'd always known world's elites controlled everything from golf courses, but I hadn't realize the DEPTHS of their depravity! (Get it? Because of butts? And holes?)

drij

"Oh boy"

Mister Cletus

THAT WE KNOW OF. keep in mind, he is a super secret spy and junk.

Kristian

Will Weaver

Tasty, tasty cardboard!

Alex Mullenix

That's exactly what I thought. Uh, Jeph. You plan on selling those Ass Golf shirts?

Stuart Telfer

Shouldn't a former secret agent know about basement tunnels? Getting sloppy Steve (PS this was great)

On the contrary! As a leveret, I was quite fond of snacking on paper[1]. (Life Pro Tip: except printer paper. That stuff's memorably bitter) [1] And t-shirt collars.