Calabi-Yau Employment Matrix
🕑 Added 2017-12-31 08:24:54 +0000 UTC Numbering's off on this one, will fix later
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Wild Card
I think Tilly's dream job is about to get a whole lot better.
Captain Button
Long distance relationships are less of a problem when one of you can teleoperate a robot body...
BobC
Tilly & Station. Space-shipping. Tilly and Station, Sitting in L.O.E., K-i-s-s-i-n-g. (Yes, LOE = Low Orbit of Earth. Poetic license. Deal with it.)
Will Weaver
Seeing as I was shipping Tilly and Winslow a few strips ago, I’ll be sad if Tilly goes off to space. Hannelore’s dad could definitely use their help though.
Jeph Jacques
Holy shit
Gary Walker
Hanner's dad could definitely benefit from a PA.
Brian
As long as station doesn't mind the lack of personal space. No pun intended.
James Redekop
Sort of a more aspirational version of the slogan for Conglom-O from Rocko's Modern Life: "Conglom-O: We Own You."
Fart Captor
Nooooooo! If Tilly goes to space they can't end up smooching Hanners OR Winslow! I don't think my ships are spaceworthy!
BobC
"How do I feel about space? Well, I'm not so great when it comes to other people's space, and I don't think I've ever defined any for myself, other than in the form of other people's assignments. So, when it comes to space, I'm sort of in a vacuum."
jeff fearnow
I have no idea what you're talking about (he said, raising his skinny fists like antenna....)
Happy new year Jeph; thank you for all the work you put into this.
Captain Button
Space Ham!
Erin Hartshorn
Of course they would have an opinion on Euclidean vs. hyperbolic space! <3 Happy New Year, Jeph!
Brent Catherman
Like the motto. It's similar to Globo-Chem's "We own everything so you don't have to." I'd be careful about accepting that job Tilly. It sounds good, but next thing you know you're a part of an experiment where you're forced to watch terrible movies all day.
Alex Mullenix
I feel like I wasn't supposed to read the title like Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
Michael
I love the corporate motto: “If we don’t own you yet...we will.” Classic stuff!
Eric Rucker
You know, that's not a bad idea actually. Her dad really could use a personal assistant from what we saw in the space arc...
So if Mommy doesn't have a job, Dad might. Put her on Station? That would actually work.
We do what we must, because we can
Populuxe
I like space. Space is good.
Bagge
SPAAAAAACE
Stoodmuffin
I think the station will be good for them!
Stoodmuffin
The finally frontier!
Ting
Spaaaaaaaaaaaace