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Der Arschersetzer

🕑 Added 2018-01-15 02:21:39 +0000 UTC

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Elf Sternberg

I can't say "Still running," but one morning while walking to work I spotted a collection of over two-dozen latex, um, male organ substitutes of terrifying size, carefully arranged on top of a dumpster.

Faye just collected some money for his bail too, because she feels bad about making it and him going to jail.

Have you seen PintSize? lately??? nope, he is in Robot Jail that is why, indecent exposure in public and sexual harassment.

Will Weaver

I don’t think they ever actually finished it though.

Fart Captor

The ONLY logical explanation is that there was a couple doing some elaborate William Tell roleplay (using dildos for arrows, obviously) and someone's aim was off, sending an angry, vibrating missile flying out of the window into the street.

Ack

Wait, what about the robot dick she made for Pintsize? Surely that counts.

I doubt much that Mr. Von Lipwig would purchase that, even for the Chairman of the Board.

Czarzhan

That was what I thought Faye was going to point to when she asked.

Holly Nelson

Or maybe that toy belong to Mr. Fusspot.

Peter Jensen

There are ... scenarios. Like, perhaps someone was throwing out an old vibrator and didn't think to take out the batteries first. Then it turned on in the trash bag while it was being carried out, and tore through the bag, and the person taking it out was too embarrassed to acknowledge it. At least the first part of this scenario has happened to someone, as illustrated in this (NSFW) OJST guest comic: <a href="https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/dildofunnies/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/dildofunnies/</a>

Sweet Potato

It fell out...

Dean Reilly

So who just abandons a still-running vibrator in the street, anyway?

By the way, what happened to the giant metal cock Pintsize ordered a while ago?

Rudolph Gerber

Melon may be as nutty as a bag of peanuts but her heart is in the right place. 'Oh! someone lost a part. It seems broken. Lets get it fixed THEN we'll look for the owner...'

Unanimous D

I don't know what I expected

Ralf Paul

It's German for a person, or a machine if you will, called "The Ass Replacer". Could be a title for a badass (pun intended) 80s action flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

every face faye makes in this is a delight

Andrew

Heh, today must be ‘perfect comedic timing day’, she should probably just go sit quietly in a corner to try to avoid it.

snafuv

Crudbump reference!

Hawkeye

I'm sick, so I'm sitting here laughing and wheezing while I laugh so hard my lungs hurt. Thank you, Jeph. My god. This was just a brilliant sequence!

Hugh Eckert

"LMFAIO" could mean "laughing my f***ing ass into orbit". Just saying.

Bagge

Ah, right. Amanda has not met Faye since this <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1379" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1379</a>

Hugh Eckert

Google translates "Der Arschersetzer" as "The ass substitute", but take away the caps and it translates "der arschersetzer" as "the assassin". Funny either way...

Owen Smith

Hee hee! Panel 4 Faye is excellent.

Brent Catherman

Maybe it's the one King Missile did a song about.

Nicki Faulk

OMG LMFAO!!!! I'm dying over here! XD

So now I want to see the gang investigate some weird things going on down at the ole dildo factory.

BobC

I never thought I'd want to hear something by the Shame Orbs instead of this.

Abhayakara

Wow. Faye so looks like Velma in the last frame. (If it weren't for you meddling kids, it would have WORKED!)

*shhhh* We must never talk about this again. What Pintsize could do with a giant penis threatens Mankind. And AI kind. And all alienkind. And, oh yes, all Predator Kind.

Poor Faye. Today is the day of all cosmic coincidences landing on her. First her sister's perfect timing, and now... Super robo AI penis. What next?

Carl Fink

Did you notice Mandie is wearing the same type of hoodie as her sister, but with sleeves? And they have the exact same body shape? This Jacques guy is good.

She is caring, in a very strange way.

kaitou

What? You mean a robot penis ISN'T a sex toy?

West Singleton

Faye's cutoff sleeve hoodie is so iconic.

Will Weaver

Oh hi, Melon! Seeing as she eats cardboard this isn’t a shock to me.

The Shadow's Lair

Oh melon!

David Days

Maybe it already has?

Peter Jensen

Ah, Melon ... always a treat!

Gary Walker

Yep. It was a good run, but I think we can all agree it's time to end it on a high note. Sorry fellow Faybles shippers, it's going to remain unknown forever, because Melon found a vibrator and I'm fucking crying over here.