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Catch And Release

🕑 Added 2018-01-16 02:53:06 +0000 UTC

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Patrick Jackson

"He likes to hide under the couch purring to himself"

Brad Knowles

I do love how Faye is taking all this totally in stride, like this is just another boring standard day at the Robodick Rescue & Repair Shop.

If "The Adventures of Domesticated Robo-Dick" isn't a future QC Patron comic, I will be sorely disappointed.

Bagge

With the entire QC social circle spending most of their day trading quips and figuring out weird sexual innuendo, Amanda is a fun reminder of how uptight Faye were about it in the beginning.

Matt

🤣

Ack

Also, I suspect Melon has just provided Evie with an entire CHAPTER of material.

Ack

I think Amanda's about to blow a fuse too.

Derrik Pates

She's a robot, and she doesn't have to pay for food. She's bound to have extra money just, you know, hangin' around.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Heh... Melon has blown a few fuses, If you catch my drift....

Will Weaver

This needs to happen.

Nancie

I'd love it if that was the basis for a bonus comic.

Bitter Donald

Assballs that's funny!

Gary Walker

Why wouldn't you?

Gary Walker

Dickhutch.com is available.

BobC

What? Nobody's SHIPPING this?!? RoboDick and ...? Do I have to do ALL the heavy lifting around here? (Shipping containers...)

Stoodmuffin

I can see why

Thomas Boys

Eventually, little robo dick could be released as part of an integration program, to join the mighty herds of them crossing the grasslands of Africa, lapping at water holes....

Erin Halfelven at BigCloset

Laugh - Die - Repeat

SSJ Carrot Cake

well i mean how many expenses could she have? she's an AI, she needs power for energy and a place to live, that's it. she draws on the walls for furniture, I don't think material things mean anything to her.

Fart Captor

Well now I'm picturing Melon as a Disney princess, singing and holding her hand up as a winged vibrator gently lands on her extended finger and starts humming along

Ack

And just saying, if that was my job, they'd have to pay me a LOT.

Ack

She's waving around a hundred dollars like it's nothing.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

faye i get it but don't take advantage of melon like that. her job is to lie on the ground while vermin climb on her. you don't know how much income she has

Tinwhisker

If the comic switched to Melon and robo-wiener in an odd couple style comedy tomorrow I would fully support that.

Nicki Faulk

If it vibrates back to you, it was meant to be?

Nicki Faulk

OMG LMAO! Love this!

Gary Walker

If you love something, let it go, Melon.

Andrew

I wanted to say Melon is cute in panel 3... but she’s all the cute in all the panels!

mooviies

On a leash

Bagge

Hope you could impress your sister with the dignity and importance of your job, Faye

Simran Khalsa

In previous Melon episodes she has also been known to use Monopoly money....

Celine Chamberlin

I kind of want to live in Melon's brain for a bit, just to see what it's like. What if Melon were to meet Emily? Would the world implode or would it be the best thing ever to happen to existence?

THIS --> this is maybe my favorite comic of the past decade

The next ep better be Melon taking Robodick home

Ian

Humans all look the same to Melon.

BearPerson

Nice little Moen callout, there.

Kama Miller

So I read huch and thought "why would you put in in with your nice china?"

TMN

Who knows what Melon actually knows. Her podcast is nonsense noises and her job is being tormented by spiders. And she has a detachable ass.

Erin Hartshorn

"Your clone"! Snerk!

Joseph Houk

Good night, drive safely.

My heart sank a bit when Faye just accepted that $100. Melon is clearly very naive, it seems a bit exploitative :'(

Luzahn

Oh god, they're robopomorphising. They're gonna take our toasters next.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

I LOVE MELON

Patrick Mac Manus

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